This man should not ever have “all the levers.”
July 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This man should not ever have “all the levers.”
working the levers of government
in portland someone spray painted penises around potholes, and they got filled pretty immediately www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
A crude pothole graffiti tactic got Portland’s attention. Please don’t copy it, officials say
Nearby apartment dwellers had a bird's eye view of the graphic murals.
www.oregonlive.com
August 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
working the levers of government
Yet more of the levers slipping into the hands of the few.
September 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yet more of the levers slipping into the hands of the few.
Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids
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January 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids
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Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
Men are too emotional to handle the levers of government.
"Mr secretary! The floor is hers. You know, there is a chairman. That's me" -- even the Republican committee chair is losing patience with Markwayne Mullin, who is gripping a stress ball as he clearly struggles to control his temper
June 25, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Men are too emotional to handle the levers of government.
Yet another example why a sociopath should never be near the levers of power.
Q: The family members of US service members are concerned about the conditions on the USS Lincoln
TRUMP: No they're not
Q: Has the deployment gone on too long?
TRUMP: No no no. Not nearly long enough.
TRUMP: No they're not
Q: Has the deployment gone on too long?
TRUMP: No no no. Not nearly long enough.
August 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Yet another example why a sociopath should never be near the levers of power.
the levers of power
September 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the levers of power
I mean, do we talk enough about how deranged this person is—and how he should be miles away from the levers of power?
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I mean, do we talk enough about how deranged this person is—and how he should be miles away from the levers of power?
A deeply unwell man who belongs nowhere near the levers of power.
“May they rot in hell. Again, Merry Christmas”
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
A deeply unwell man who belongs nowhere near the levers of power.
It will never be comprehensible or forgivable that the man who incited a deadly insurrection and attack on our Capitol was able to run again and retake the levers of power.
July 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It will never be comprehensible or forgivable that the man who incited a deadly insurrection and attack on our Capitol was able to run again and retake the levers of power.
This is still infuriating, still an obvious example of why this hateful man never belonged near the levers of power.
May 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This is still infuriating, still an obvious example of why this hateful man never belonged near the levers of power.
musk and sacks and all those guys legitimately thought they were buying The Cathedral and would be immediately presented with the levers that made people like them and they've been going insane on uppers tearing the drywall out trying to find those levers ever since
Lol. Listening to Elon Musk on a Twitter Spaces with Missouri's AG, Elon just suggested that activists calling on advertisers to stop advertising on Twitter "might be a RICO violation" and @kenwhite.bsky.social I am required to inform you.
March 19, 2024 at 2:14 AM
musk and sacks and all those guys legitimately thought they were buying The Cathedral and would be immediately presented with the levers that made people like them and they've been going insane on uppers tearing the drywall out trying to find those levers ever since
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
April 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
Let’s not forget that over 77M Americans voted for this reckless, ignorant creature to retake the levers of power.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Let’s not forget that over 77M Americans voted for this reckless, ignorant creature to retake the levers of power.
Congrats Chuck Schumer you have thoroughly misplayed the funding fight. You’ve done everything possible to take ownership of it, despite democrats having no levers in govt.
Are ya new?
Are ya new?
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Congrats Chuck Schumer you have thoroughly misplayed the funding fight. You’ve done everything possible to take ownership of it, despite democrats having no levers in govt.
Are ya new?
Are ya new?
conservatives cannot abide the fact that they can't control the levers of culture the way they do the levers of power.
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
conservatives cannot abide the fact that they can't control the levers of culture the way they do the levers of power.
This is why we yell at Dems. They have few levers of power at this point and they don’t even use all of them.
The Senate just voted 67-32 to confirm Lori Chavez-DeRemer as labor secretary, which means a lot of Dems voted for her. During a fucking constitutional crisis.
March 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is why we yell at Dems. They have few levers of power at this point and they don’t even use all of them.
Donald Trump is trading stocks in companies his government affects through policy decisions.
He’s holding the stocks while pulling the levers that determine their value.
It’s corruption, plain and simple.
He’s holding the stocks while pulling the levers that determine their value.
It’s corruption, plain and simple.
May 30, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Donald Trump is trading stocks in companies his government affects through policy decisions.
He’s holding the stocks while pulling the levers that determine their value.
It’s corruption, plain and simple.
He’s holding the stocks while pulling the levers that determine their value.
It’s corruption, plain and simple.
What if there were a coup, the US government fell to a drug-addled oligarch who seized control of our money, secrets, and levers of power, and Corporate media did not report on it?
February 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What if there were a coup, the US government fell to a drug-addled oligarch who seized control of our money, secrets, and levers of power, and Corporate media did not report on it?
December 15, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Just give us buttons & levers ffs.
October 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Just give us buttons & levers ffs.
One additional thing this bill does: it takes away Congress's main levers to take away Trump's tariff lever.
March 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One additional thing this bill does: it takes away Congress's main levers to take away Trump's tariff lever.
There’s a very unwell man clutching the levers of power who badly needs an intervention.
April 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
There’s a very unwell man clutching the levers of power who badly needs an intervention.
Elections have consequences. A man like this never belonged near the levers of power. Not the first time. And certainly not this second time when everything was knowable. We are trapped in a tragedy and must fight our way out.
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Elections have consequences. A man like this never belonged near the levers of power. Not the first time. And certainly not this second time when everything was knowable. We are trapped in a tragedy and must fight our way out.