#lfts
Lfts: Kamala Kamala Cop something...hates transpeople...hates immigrants

Us: None of this is true

Lfts: somethin something arresting parents for absent kids

Us: This isnt true either

Lfts: Kamala has no platform

Us: She has an entire platform. Its on her website. 2/
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
It’s not uni flu, it’s Covid. Get some Lfts and repeat test spaced out over several days.
October 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Lfts: OMG why arent Dems doing anything to save me??

Us: Welp, we told you to vote for Harris.

Lfts: She had no platform. Both sides are the same.

Us: She did have a platform, we asked you numerous times to read it.

Lfts: Her policies sucked. 6/
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Lfts: Bernie woulda won.

Us: Why isnt Bernie doing anything to help?

Lfts: He is old and needs to be protected. Unlike Joe Biden who was so old he had dementia

Us: Bernie is older.

Lfts: But he is in great health

Us: He had a heart attack.

Lfts: This is why you suck. We woulda won.
January 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
LFTs aren’t LFTs

LFTs are muscle tests (AST>ALT)

LFTs are RBC tests (AST, indirect bili)

LFTs are inflammation and systemic stress tests (albumin, ind bili)

LFTs are nutrition tests (INR, albumin)

LFTs are plasma cell and immune tests (tot protein - albumin)

LFTs are bone tests (ALKP)

#MedSky
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Lfts: She hates sex workers

Us: No, she doesnt. She worked with 48 other AGs to get Backpage closed because they were trafficking minors.

Lfts: She laughs weird. She is bland. I dont like her joy. I want miserable Bernie. I want a choice.

4/
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Lfts: Oh, you blocked my friend. Typical liberal.

Us: fuck off into the sun

Lfts: see, see how horrible you are. Its because of you we are in this mess.

Us: Us? Nah, its on you.

Lfts: Both sides are the same...Jeffries is weak...Doooooooo something or resign.

Us: He is the last defense
January 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Us: You should have voted for them

Lfts: Both sides are the same
I want bread lines and govt housing like the USSR did. They were good.

Us: 🫠

Lfts: Why are you still talking about Kamala. Bernie woulda won.

Us: Blocked.
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
There’s something surreal about watching NHS staff warn flu and covid are overwhelming hospitals whilst ditching masks and testing. No medic I know takes LFTs anymore. Many see a clinically vulnerable patient with a mask and don’t bother to offer to wear one too. Join the dots, lads.
December 12, 2024 at 1:59 PM
80s painless jaundice elevated LFTs 20lb wt loss. CT denied by insurance.
June 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Us: Your choice is between a 34x felon and the joyful Black woman.

Lfts: <write Bernie in at the ballot>

5/
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Us: You didnt hate her policies when Liz Warren was stealing them.

Lfts: Bernie woulda won. Why arent Dems Dooooooing somethin

7/
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
leftists: OMG Congress is doing nothing

Us: You mean Republicans in Congress

Lfts: Both parties are the same

Us: whatever

<commercial break>
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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July 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Lefists: Why isnt there a primary. I want a choice.

Us: There is never a primary when the incumbent is running
Ltfs: We want a primary
Us: Who do you want to run
Lfts: Bernie!! Bernie woulda won

1/
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
HEPA filters are placed in all research and treatment rooms. Beds are spread out and friends and relatives are discouraged, unless participants need carers, LFTs are supplied so staff and participants can screen themselves (as well as these tests allow).
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Another very positive diabetic review..

All bloods holding very stable and within the parameters required! LFTs and cholesterol have dropped and blood pressure is normal.

I’m so happy!
#SpeirGorm
#OzempicTales
July 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“do you or anyone in your family have a history of abnormal LFTs?”
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Feeling silly for skipping flu vaccine this year. Multiplex LFTs are cool though
February 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Us: Woohoo! Look at Lauren Underwood getting stuff done!

Lfts: oh, yeah she wrote a bill. Big deal.

Us: You were just whining that Dems don't do anything

Lfts: So she writes bills and stuff. She isnt out on the street protesting.
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Lfts: Kamala is a cop. We arent voting for her. She hates gay people

Us: She literally went down to the court house in SF in 2008 and started marrying same sex couples. After demanding that they started giving out marriage licenses.

3/
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Me [ordering a CBC, BMP, LFTs, CRP, ESR, ANA, pro calcitonin, CXR, EKG, CT-PE, d-dimer, lipase, BCx, UA]: when it comes down to it, 90% of diagnosis is taking a thorough history.
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
35kg down sincing moving out of an abusive household. 💪

I haven't had bloods done in a while, but I would take a guess my LFTs, cholesterol and BSLs are looking mighty fine rn too.
October 24, 2024 at 1:59 AM
First adult beverage in the new flat as I sit amongst random furniture & boxes with my aging laptop while Darryl the Dragon guards my last box of LFTs 😆 Cheers!
December 29, 2023 at 9:06 PM
🇺🇸 USA
💙 FREE VACCINES for all
💙 NEW vaccines for JN.1 and KP.2
💙 FREE LFTs for all

🇬🇧 UK
💔 Vaccines ONLY for Clinically Vulnerable (carers and severely immunosuppressed (SI) households removed this year)
💔 OLD vaccines, bought last year
💔 LFTs ONLY for SI

www.cnbc.com/2024/08/23/c...
August 24, 2024 at 10:49 AM