Yeag but you know they'd peek their head out the backround of the lightsabre fight in episode 5 while going WHOA or smth
September 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Yeag but you know they'd peek their head out the backround of the lightsabre fight in episode 5 while going WHOA or smth
I was going to say - Kip immediately draws his lightsabre and runs into combat.
September 27, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I was going to say - Kip immediately draws his lightsabre and runs into combat.
Spielban is the coolest space-based Metal Hero by a long shot. That one German third rate comedian claiming that an infinitely long lightsabre would look like shit can get bent.
September 27, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Spielban is the coolest space-based Metal Hero by a long shot. That one German third rate comedian claiming that an infinitely long lightsabre would look like shit can get bent.
Now I'm imagining Spielban thrusting his extensible dual lightsabre into Kirk's neck...
September 27, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Now I'm imagining Spielban thrusting his extensible dual lightsabre into Kirk's neck...
In addition to some sensible things, the RNLI merch included a replacement for the world's crappest lightsabre, which went missing after an Eleven Month Group meeting more than twenty years ago.
September 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
In addition to some sensible things, the RNLI merch included a replacement for the world's crappest lightsabre, which went missing after an Eleven Month Group meeting more than twenty years ago.
It is so funny that the order of cool swords in Xenoblade, a game about cool swords, is
XC1: weird sci-fi lightsabre zewihander that lets you see the future
XC2: your polycule waifu. Also lets you see the future a bit
XC3: It's a katana but like, it's real sharp. So sharp, you guys don't even know
XC1: weird sci-fi lightsabre zewihander that lets you see the future
XC2: your polycule waifu. Also lets you see the future a bit
XC3: It's a katana but like, it's real sharp. So sharp, you guys don't even know
September 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It is so funny that the order of cool swords in Xenoblade, a game about cool swords, is
XC1: weird sci-fi lightsabre zewihander that lets you see the future
XC2: your polycule waifu. Also lets you see the future a bit
XC3: It's a katana but like, it's real sharp. So sharp, you guys don't even know
XC1: weird sci-fi lightsabre zewihander that lets you see the future
XC2: your polycule waifu. Also lets you see the future a bit
XC3: It's a katana but like, it's real sharp. So sharp, you guys don't even know
I’m holding out for lightsabre night.
September 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I’m holding out for lightsabre night.
That said, Evanyell's OC Morella kind of already fills the gap of "lightsabre-wielding Thrawnetta" that Tann would, so do as you will.
September 23, 2026 at 7:06 PM
That said, Evanyell's OC Morella kind of already fills the gap of "lightsabre-wielding Thrawnetta" that Tann would, so do as you will.
🔴Now Live🔴
-= Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order =-
Having slain the terrible beast Oggdo Bogdo, it's now time to get beaten up by a single Stormtrooper, at least I can still cook my chicken nuggets with my lightsabre!
What could possibly go wrong?
twitch.tv/pawpadsgaming
-= Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order =-
Having slain the terrible beast Oggdo Bogdo, it's now time to get beaten up by a single Stormtrooper, at least I can still cook my chicken nuggets with my lightsabre!
What could possibly go wrong?
twitch.tv/pawpadsgaming
September 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
🔴Now Live🔴
-= Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order =-
Having slain the terrible beast Oggdo Bogdo, it's now time to get beaten up by a single Stormtrooper, at least I can still cook my chicken nuggets with my lightsabre!
What could possibly go wrong?
twitch.tv/pawpadsgaming
-= Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order =-
Having slain the terrible beast Oggdo Bogdo, it's now time to get beaten up by a single Stormtrooper, at least I can still cook my chicken nuggets with my lightsabre!
What could possibly go wrong?
twitch.tv/pawpadsgaming
Yeah, I recall there being another metal that could take at least a few hits from a lightsabre in the books.
And that's without whatever Grievous bodyguard droids were using.
And that's without whatever Grievous bodyguard droids were using.
September 23, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Yeah, I recall there being another metal that could take at least a few hits from a lightsabre in the books.
And that's without whatever Grievous bodyguard droids were using.
And that's without whatever Grievous bodyguard droids were using.
WAIT... If Beskar could literally fuck up a strike from a lightsabre... Why did NO Mando think of humiliating Jetiise with forging a beskar longsword and just going basic HEMA on their arses.
September 23, 2026 at 10:14 AM
WAIT... If Beskar could literally fuck up a strike from a lightsabre... Why did NO Mando think of humiliating Jetiise with forging a beskar longsword and just going basic HEMA on their arses.
And essentially did it with a blaster on the Falcon and not a lightsabre 😅
September 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
And essentially did it with a blaster on the Falcon and not a lightsabre 😅
For reference, you're having a samurai duel in a warehouse at sundown, playing as a weird otaku with a lightsabre against a highschooler who's watched too many samurai movies growing up (she thinks you killed her father, it's heavily implied your twin brother did)
September 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
For reference, you're having a samurai duel in a warehouse at sundown, playing as a weird otaku with a lightsabre against a highschooler who's watched too many samurai movies growing up (she thinks you killed her father, it's heavily implied your twin brother did)
reductive but sums up one of my main issues with the Sequel Trilogy
September 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
reductive but sums up one of my main issues with the Sequel Trilogy
TURNING ME ON WITH MY LIGHTSABRE COCKSUCKING BLUES
Oh my god that Mclusky album. Still fills me with joy just thinking about it.
September 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
TURNING ME ON WITH MY LIGHTSABRE COCKSUCKING BLUES
keeping me awake music.apple.com/us/album/lig...
Lightsabre C*********g Blues by Mclusky on Apple Music
Song · 2002 · Duration 1:51
music.apple.com
September 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
keeping me awake music.apple.com/us/album/lig...
September 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Being bitten by an adder.
Rabies.
The TV set exploding due to a lightning strike on the aerial.
Strange men offering access to puppies.
Cats caterwauling in the dead of night.
Not being cleverer than every other child in the school.
Lightsabre mutilation.
Semolina.
Rabies.
The TV set exploding due to a lightning strike on the aerial.
Strange men offering access to puppies.
Cats caterwauling in the dead of night.
Not being cleverer than every other child in the school.
Lightsabre mutilation.
Semolina.
Things I was frightened of as a child:
E.T. (the alien, not the film).
Metal Mickey.
The front cover to "Ghoulies".
When they did "spontaneous combustion" on Toksvig.
The plastic spoon in the cupboard.
Football grounds after the Bradford City fire.
The film bits in Monty Python.
Death.
E.T. (the alien, not the film).
Metal Mickey.
The front cover to "Ghoulies".
When they did "spontaneous combustion" on Toksvig.
The plastic spoon in the cupboard.
Football grounds after the Bradford City fire.
The film bits in Monty Python.
Death.
September 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Being bitten by an adder.
Rabies.
The TV set exploding due to a lightning strike on the aerial.
Strange men offering access to puppies.
Cats caterwauling in the dead of night.
Not being cleverer than every other child in the school.
Lightsabre mutilation.
Semolina.
Rabies.
The TV set exploding due to a lightning strike on the aerial.
Strange men offering access to puppies.
Cats caterwauling in the dead of night.
Not being cleverer than every other child in the school.
Lightsabre mutilation.
Semolina.
being british means occasionally getting baffled by nickleback and lightsabre...
September 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
being british means occasionally getting baffled by nickleback and lightsabre...
And here is the perfect soundtrack.
mclusky - Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
September 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
And here is the perfect soundtrack.
If you see this, post your favorite “Star Wars” film.
September 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If you see this, post your favorite “Star Wars” film.
"Hey, do you like the MTMTE Megatron figure?"
Me: Which one?
"Sorry, you know, the *Studio Series* MTMTE Megatron"
Me: WHICH ONE??
Me: Which one?
"Sorry, you know, the *Studio Series* MTMTE Megatron"
Me: WHICH ONE??
September 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
"Hey, do you like the MTMTE Megatron figure?"
Me: Which one?
"Sorry, you know, the *Studio Series* MTMTE Megatron"
Me: WHICH ONE??
Me: Which one?
"Sorry, you know, the *Studio Series* MTMTE Megatron"
Me: WHICH ONE??