False compliments tend to #elude me
My real friends don't try to delude me
I learned in my youth
To cultivate truth
I'm cool if your clique won't include me
#vss365 #limerick #Writersofbluesky
#dailywritingprompt
#poetry #limerickoftheday
My real friends don't try to delude me
I learned in my youth
To cultivate truth
I'm cool if your clique won't include me
#vss365 #limerick #Writersofbluesky
#dailywritingprompt
#poetry #limerickoftheday
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
False compliments tend to #elude me
My real friends don't try to delude me
I learned in my youth
To cultivate truth
I'm cool if your clique won't include me
#vss365 #limerick #Writersofbluesky
#dailywritingprompt
#poetry #limerickoftheday
My real friends don't try to delude me
I learned in my youth
To cultivate truth
I'm cool if your clique won't include me
#vss365 #limerick #Writersofbluesky
#dailywritingprompt
#poetry #limerickoftheday
A brainy detective named Fife
Caused his partner unwarranted strife
"For Pete's sake, navel gazer!
Just apply Occam's #razor -
The perp is still holding the knife!"
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
Caused his partner unwarranted strife
"For Pete's sake, navel gazer!
Just apply Occam's #razor -
The perp is still holding the knife!"
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
August 21, 2026 at 1:26 PM
A brainy detective named Fife
Caused his partner unwarranted strife
"For Pete's sake, navel gazer!
Just apply Occam's #razor -
The perp is still holding the knife!"
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
Caused his partner unwarranted strife
"For Pete's sake, navel gazer!
Just apply Occam's #razor -
The perp is still holding the knife!"
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
Has the devil who sits on my shoulder
Recently gotten much bolder?🤔
When choices #conflict
"JUST DO IT!" I've picked😈
I care less with each day I grow older 😜
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
Recently gotten much bolder?🤔
When choices #conflict
"JUST DO IT!" I've picked😈
I care less with each day I grow older 😜
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
September 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Has the devil who sits on my shoulder
Recently gotten much bolder?🤔
When choices #conflict
"JUST DO IT!" I've picked😈
I care less with each day I grow older 😜
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
Recently gotten much bolder?🤔
When choices #conflict
"JUST DO IT!" I've picked😈
I care less with each day I grow older 😜
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
Not to boast, but by slick #intuition
I branded my shop "Jones, Optician"
By the time they got wise
I was harvesting eyes
They were blind to my lie by omission
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
I branded my shop "Jones, Optician"
By the time they got wise
I was harvesting eyes
They were blind to my lie by omission
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
September 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Not to boast, but by slick #intuition
I branded my shop "Jones, Optician"
By the time they got wise
I was harvesting eyes
They were blind to my lie by omission
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
I branded my shop "Jones, Optician"
By the time they got wise
I was harvesting eyes
They were blind to my lie by omission
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
A pair of cheese-loving house mice
Left their fates to a toss of the #dice
Pip rolled six - that poor chap
Lost his head in the trap
The slice, deemed Squeak, too high a price
🐭🧀
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Left their fates to a toss of the #dice
Pip rolled six - that poor chap
Lost his head in the trap
The slice, deemed Squeak, too high a price
🐭🧀
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
August 23, 2026 at 11:20 AM
A pair of cheese-loving house mice
Left their fates to a toss of the #dice
Pip rolled six - that poor chap
Lost his head in the trap
The slice, deemed Squeak, too high a price
🐭🧀
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Left their fates to a toss of the #dice
Pip rolled six - that poor chap
Lost his head in the trap
The slice, deemed Squeak, too high a price
🐭🧀
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
A giant bear waking from slumber
Craved a crispy dill pickled cucumber
With loud rumbling belly
He entered the deli
And was ordered to go take a #number.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Craved a crispy dill pickled cucumber
With loud rumbling belly
He entered the deli
And was ordered to go take a #number.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
A giant bear waking from slumber
Craved a crispy dill pickled cucumber
With loud rumbling belly
He entered the deli
And was ordered to go take a #number.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Craved a crispy dill pickled cucumber
With loud rumbling belly
He entered the deli
And was ordered to go take a #number.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
After eating a bowlful of #sass
Sweet Kate, on a date, turned quite crass
When invited inside
Her stunned suitor replied,
"No thanks, foul-mouthed 'lady', I'll pass."
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #poetry
#writersofbluesky
Sweet Kate, on a date, turned quite crass
When invited inside
Her stunned suitor replied,
"No thanks, foul-mouthed 'lady', I'll pass."
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #poetry
#writersofbluesky
August 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
After eating a bowlful of #sass
Sweet Kate, on a date, turned quite crass
When invited inside
Her stunned suitor replied,
"No thanks, foul-mouthed 'lady', I'll pass."
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #poetry
#writersofbluesky
Sweet Kate, on a date, turned quite crass
When invited inside
Her stunned suitor replied,
"No thanks, foul-mouthed 'lady', I'll pass."
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #poetry
#writersofbluesky
Apparently urged on by #caprice
Young Thomas unfeathered three geese
Asked to put into words
Why he'd tortured the birds,
Thomas said he was making a fleece.
#vss365 #limerick
#writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
Young Thomas unfeathered three geese
Asked to put into words
Why he'd tortured the birds,
Thomas said he was making a fleece.
#vss365 #limerick
#writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
September 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Apparently urged on by #caprice
Young Thomas unfeathered three geese
Asked to put into words
Why he'd tortured the birds,
Thomas said he was making a fleece.
#vss365 #limerick
#writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
Young Thomas unfeathered three geese
Asked to put into words
Why he'd tortured the birds,
Thomas said he was making a fleece.
#vss365 #limerick
#writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
Her lipstick, bright red and #unmissable 💄
Coated lips so alluringly kissable💋
I bent for a taste
Which she shut down with haste
And informed me that wasn't permissable! 🚫
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Coated lips so alluringly kissable💋
I bent for a taste
Which she shut down with haste
And informed me that wasn't permissable! 🚫
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Her lipstick, bright red and #unmissable 💄
Coated lips so alluringly kissable💋
I bent for a taste
Which she shut down with haste
And informed me that wasn't permissable! 🚫
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Coated lips so alluringly kissable💋
I bent for a taste
Which she shut down with haste
And informed me that wasn't permissable! 🚫
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Golf pro: "It's not how you drive.
Golf's all about how you #arrive."
Claimed one of his pupils
Who didn't have scruples,
"I'm early on every par five."
⛳
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Golf's all about how you #arrive."
Claimed one of his pupils
Who didn't have scruples,
"I'm early on every par five."
⛳
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
July 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Golf pro: "It's not how you drive.
Golf's all about how you #arrive."
Claimed one of his pupils
Who didn't have scruples,
"I'm early on every par five."
⛳
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Golf's all about how you #arrive."
Claimed one of his pupils
Who didn't have scruples,
"I'm early on every par five."
⛳
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Harsh critics of romance assert
Steamy novels aren't #literature, they're dirt
But I believe love
Is ordained from above
And no dialogue beats a great flirt
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Steamy novels aren't #literature, they're dirt
But I believe love
Is ordained from above
And no dialogue beats a great flirt
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Harsh critics of romance assert
Steamy novels aren't #literature, they're dirt
But I believe love
Is ordained from above
And no dialogue beats a great flirt
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Steamy novels aren't #literature, they're dirt
But I believe love
Is ordained from above
And no dialogue beats a great flirt
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
My armpits are dripping with sweat;
My forehead is wrinkled and wet
I'm not at the gym
Or taking a swim
I'm just carrying a #mountainous debt! 😫
#vss365 #limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
My forehead is wrinkled and wet
I'm not at the gym
Or taking a swim
I'm just carrying a #mountainous debt! 😫
#vss365 #limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
February 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
My armpits are dripping with sweat;
My forehead is wrinkled and wet
I'm not at the gym
Or taking a swim
I'm just carrying a #mountainous debt! 😫
#vss365 #limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
My forehead is wrinkled and wet
I'm not at the gym
Or taking a swim
I'm just carrying a #mountainous debt! 😫
#vss365 #limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Slick Sam, out to make a few bucks
Pitched a pricey "Duck Plucker #Deluxe"
Farmer Fred said, "Hard pass!"
Sent Sam out on his ass
And went back to hand plucking his ducks.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Pitched a pricey "Duck Plucker #Deluxe"
Farmer Fred said, "Hard pass!"
Sent Sam out on his ass
And went back to hand plucking his ducks.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Slick Sam, out to make a few bucks
Pitched a pricey "Duck Plucker #Deluxe"
Farmer Fred said, "Hard pass!"
Sent Sam out on his ass
And went back to hand plucking his ducks.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Pitched a pricey "Duck Plucker #Deluxe"
Farmer Fred said, "Hard pass!"
Sent Sam out on his ass
And went back to hand plucking his ducks.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
A #chivalrous fellow named Nate
Hit a snag on the way to his date
A duck with no feet
Tried to cross the main street
And freeing the fowl made Nate late.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Hit a snag on the way to his date
A duck with no feet
Tried to cross the main street
And freeing the fowl made Nate late.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A #chivalrous fellow named Nate
Hit a snag on the way to his date
A duck with no feet
Tried to cross the main street
And freeing the fowl made Nate late.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Hit a snag on the way to his date
A duck with no feet
Tried to cross the main street
And freeing the fowl made Nate late.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Mira's heart dashed about like a #sparrow
Till one day she was pierced by love's arrow
But the man standing near her
Could never endear her
When she fled, her escape was quite narrow 😵
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #poetry #writersofbluesky #writingcommunity
Till one day she was pierced by love's arrow
But the man standing near her
Could never endear her
When she fled, her escape was quite narrow 😵
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #poetry #writersofbluesky #writingcommunity
July 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Mira's heart dashed about like a #sparrow
Till one day she was pierced by love's arrow
But the man standing near her
Could never endear her
When she fled, her escape was quite narrow 😵
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #poetry #writersofbluesky #writingcommunity
Till one day she was pierced by love's arrow
But the man standing near her
Could never endear her
When she fled, her escape was quite narrow 😵
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #poetry #writersofbluesky #writingcommunity
With pentameter iambically #timed
Willie Shakespeare expounded and rhymed
To the beat of his heart
He created his art
And the poet's celebrity climbed
#vss365 #limerick #poetry #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Willie Shakespeare expounded and rhymed
To the beat of his heart
He created his art
And the poet's celebrity climbed
#vss365 #limerick #poetry #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
With pentameter iambically #timed
Willie Shakespeare expounded and rhymed
To the beat of his heart
He created his art
And the poet's celebrity climbed
#vss365 #limerick #poetry #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Willie Shakespeare expounded and rhymed
To the beat of his heart
He created his art
And the poet's celebrity climbed
#vss365 #limerick #poetry #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
I agreed to be part of a test
To learn if my life's cursed or blessed
While the tests were not pleasurable,
Turns out Karma IS #measurable
Was it accurate? I'll keep you abreast. 😉
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky #poetry #limericks
To learn if my life's cursed or blessed
While the tests were not pleasurable,
Turns out Karma IS #measurable
Was it accurate? I'll keep you abreast. 😉
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky #poetry #limericks
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I agreed to be part of a test
To learn if my life's cursed or blessed
While the tests were not pleasurable,
Turns out Karma IS #measurable
Was it accurate? I'll keep you abreast. 😉
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky #poetry #limericks
To learn if my life's cursed or blessed
While the tests were not pleasurable,
Turns out Karma IS #measurable
Was it accurate? I'll keep you abreast. 😉
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky #poetry #limericks
Secured in full bungee jump gear
I chug the remains of my beer
Then ignoring "What if...?"
I leap right off the cliff -
Sprain my neck but I #conquer my fear
😬
#vss365
#limerickoftheday
#limerick
I chug the remains of my beer
Then ignoring "What if...?"
I leap right off the cliff -
Sprain my neck but I #conquer my fear
😬
#vss365
#limerickoftheday
#limerick
July 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Secured in full bungee jump gear
I chug the remains of my beer
Then ignoring "What if...?"
I leap right off the cliff -
Sprain my neck but I #conquer my fear
😬
#vss365
#limerickoftheday
#limerick
I chug the remains of my beer
Then ignoring "What if...?"
I leap right off the cliff -
Sprain my neck but I #conquer my fear
😬
#vss365
#limerickoftheday
#limerick
A scam artist out on a cruise
Painted her hip with a terrible bruise
Deemed the deck slippery
Claimed her sail should be free
But the crew didn't fall for her #ruse
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Painted her hip with a terrible bruise
Deemed the deck slippery
Claimed her sail should be free
But the crew didn't fall for her #ruse
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
January 25, 2026 at 1:52 PM
A scam artist out on a cruise
Painted her hip with a terrible bruise
Deemed the deck slippery
Claimed her sail should be free
But the crew didn't fall for her #ruse
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Painted her hip with a terrible bruise
Deemed the deck slippery
Claimed her sail should be free
But the crew didn't fall for her #ruse
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
In the Garden of #Unearthly Delight
'Ere mankind knew its wrong from its right
A fast-talking brute
Offered Eve taboo fruit
'Cause her man wouldn't dare take a bite.
#vss365 #limerick #writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
'Ere mankind knew its wrong from its right
A fast-talking brute
Offered Eve taboo fruit
'Cause her man wouldn't dare take a bite.
#vss365 #limerick #writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
In the Garden of #Unearthly Delight
'Ere mankind knew its wrong from its right
A fast-talking brute
Offered Eve taboo fruit
'Cause her man wouldn't dare take a bite.
#vss365 #limerick #writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
'Ere mankind knew its wrong from its right
A fast-talking brute
Offered Eve taboo fruit
'Cause her man wouldn't dare take a bite.
#vss365 #limerick #writersofbluesky
#limerickoftheday
My brain is a minefield to navigate
Due to my wont to free #associate
Every innocent thought
Takes a twist of the plot
Which is why I'm angelic to compensate.
😇🪽
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Due to my wont to free #associate
Every innocent thought
Takes a twist of the plot
Which is why I'm angelic to compensate.
😇🪽
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
October 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My brain is a minefield to navigate
Due to my wont to free #associate
Every innocent thought
Takes a twist of the plot
Which is why I'm angelic to compensate.
😇🪽
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Due to my wont to free #associate
Every innocent thought
Takes a twist of the plot
Which is why I'm angelic to compensate.
😇🪽
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Said the gaseous girl with a start,
"I fear I must quickly #depart!"
Then off she did skate
But alas, 'twas too late
To stifle her thunderous fart.🤭
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
"I fear I must quickly #depart!"
Then off she did skate
But alas, 'twas too late
To stifle her thunderous fart.🤭
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
July 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Said the gaseous girl with a start,
"I fear I must quickly #depart!"
Then off she did skate
But alas, 'twas too late
To stifle her thunderous fart.🤭
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
"I fear I must quickly #depart!"
Then off she did skate
But alas, 'twas too late
To stifle her thunderous fart.🤭
#vss365
#limerick
#limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Grey hoodied and faded-jeans clad
All her classmates succumbed to the fad
But Maeve didn't care
So she colored her hair
A #magenta -cerulean plaid
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
All her classmates succumbed to the fad
But Maeve didn't care
So she colored her hair
A #magenta -cerulean plaid
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Grey hoodied and faded-jeans clad
All her classmates succumbed to the fad
But Maeve didn't care
So she colored her hair
A #magenta -cerulean plaid
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
All her classmates succumbed to the fad
But Maeve didn't care
So she colored her hair
A #magenta -cerulean plaid
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Ron came first, with self-focused enthusiasm
Rolled off me, then asked, "Did you orgasm?"
Quickly asleep
Ron heard not a peep
Of my "Sure," laced with #undertones of sarcasm.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Rolled off me, then asked, "Did you orgasm?"
Quickly asleep
Ron heard not a peep
Of my "Sure," laced with #undertones of sarcasm.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
October 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ron came first, with self-focused enthusiasm
Rolled off me, then asked, "Did you orgasm?"
Quickly asleep
Ron heard not a peep
Of my "Sure," laced with #undertones of sarcasm.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
Rolled off me, then asked, "Did you orgasm?"
Quickly asleep
Ron heard not a peep
Of my "Sure," laced with #undertones of sarcasm.
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday
#writersofbluesky
With a pair of titanium hips
And cherry-red Botox-filled lips
Of feelings, she's practically void
Less human and more fully #android
You don't want to be there when she strips! 😱🫣
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky
And cherry-red Botox-filled lips
Of feelings, she's practically void
Less human and more fully #android
You don't want to be there when she strips! 😱🫣
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky
October 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
With a pair of titanium hips
And cherry-red Botox-filled lips
Of feelings, she's practically void
Less human and more fully #android
You don't want to be there when she strips! 😱🫣
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky
And cherry-red Botox-filled lips
Of feelings, she's practically void
Less human and more fully #android
You don't want to be there when she strips! 😱🫣
#vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky