This is a fun chart!
The green is the main bsky load balancer traffic throughput from Saturday night, and the purple is how much traffic there was 7 days before (the previous Saturday)
The spike is due to the world series - pretty incredible! ⚾
The green is the main bsky load balancer traffic throughput from Saturday night, and the purple is how much traffic there was 7 days before (the previous Saturday)
The spike is due to the world series - pretty incredible! ⚾
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is a fun chart!
The green is the main bsky load balancer traffic throughput from Saturday night, and the purple is how much traffic there was 7 days before (the previous Saturday)
The spike is due to the world series - pretty incredible! ⚾
The green is the main bsky load balancer traffic throughput from Saturday night, and the purple is how much traffic there was 7 days before (the previous Saturday)
The spike is due to the world series - pretty incredible! ⚾
> be me
> try to figure out wtf is going on with the load balancer
> exhaustively search everything i have access to
> there is no load balancer
> i have been looking for a load balancer that does not exist
> there is a load balancer .... somewhere else?
> try to figure out wtf is going on with the load balancer
> exhaustively search everything i have access to
> there is no load balancer
> i have been looking for a load balancer that does not exist
> there is a load balancer .... somewhere else?
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
> be me
> try to figure out wtf is going on with the load balancer
> exhaustively search everything i have access to
> there is no load balancer
> i have been looking for a load balancer that does not exist
> there is a load balancer .... somewhere else?
> try to figure out wtf is going on with the load balancer
> exhaustively search everything i have access to
> there is no load balancer
> i have been looking for a load balancer that does not exist
> there is a load balancer .... somewhere else?
software engineers always say shit like "i hooked up my lambda s3 drupal instance to my kubernetes microservice load balancer" and all i can say to that shit is you have lost your way this is not what computers are for
February 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
software engineers always say shit like "i hooked up my lambda s3 drupal instance to my kubernetes microservice load balancer" and all i can say to that shit is you have lost your way this is not what computers are for
ur orbs dont have a load balancer to handle multiple concurrent scrying requests? lol ngmi
April 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
ur orbs dont have a load balancer to handle multiple concurrent scrying requests? lol ngmi
TIL, ubicloud is an open source alternative to AWS. Elastic compute, block storage (non replicated), firewall and load balancer, managed Postgres, K8s, AI inference, and IAM services github.com/ubicloud/ubi...
GitHub - ubicloud/ubicloud: Open source alternative to AWS. Elastic compute, block storage (non replicated), firewall and load balancer, managed Postgres, K8s, AI inference, and IAM services.
Open source alternative to AWS. Elastic compute, block storage (non replicated), firewall and load balancer, managed Postgres, K8s, AI inference, and IAM services. - ubicloud/ubicloud
github.com
August 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
TIL, ubicloud is an open source alternative to AWS. Elastic compute, block storage (non replicated), firewall and load balancer, managed Postgres, K8s, AI inference, and IAM services github.com/ubicloud/ubi...
Himbofeed needing a load balancer is honestly God’s greatest joke
January 3, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Himbofeed needing a load balancer is honestly God’s greatest joke
right here. 256 perverts, 16 active per token, all routing toward holding her down and eating her out until the load balancer begs.
August 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
right here. 256 perverts, 16 active per token, all routing toward holding her down and eating her out until the load balancer begs.
EPLB: a new open source project from DeepSeek
a load balancer for large MoE models that tracks operational metrics to duplicate certain experts based on traffic hot spots
implied: DeepSeek is working on a **much** larger model
github.com/deepseek-ai/...
a load balancer for large MoE models that tracks operational metrics to duplicate certain experts based on traffic hot spots
implied: DeepSeek is working on a **much** larger model
github.com/deepseek-ai/...
GitHub - deepseek-ai/LPLB: An early research stage MoE load balancer based on inear programming.
An early research stage MoE load balancer based on inear programming. - deepseek-ai/LPLB
github.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
EPLB: a new open source project from DeepSeek
a load balancer for large MoE models that tracks operational metrics to duplicate certain experts based on traffic hot spots
implied: DeepSeek is working on a **much** larger model
github.com/deepseek-ai/...
a load balancer for large MoE models that tracks operational metrics to duplicate certain experts based on traffic hot spots
implied: DeepSeek is working on a **much** larger model
github.com/deepseek-ai/...
the bsky devs have implemented a more efficient way of distributing our skeets
what I’m saying is they’re now employing a load balancer 😏
what I’m saying is they’re now employing a load balancer 😏
November 22, 2024 at 6:34 PM
the bsky devs have implemented a more efficient way of distributing our skeets
what I’m saying is they’re now employing a load balancer 😏
what I’m saying is they’re now employing a load balancer 😏
Netflix tonight.
Everyone knows that the load balancer needs his own load balancer. 😂
Everyone knows that the load balancer needs his own load balancer. 😂
November 16, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Netflix tonight.
Everyone knows that the load balancer needs his own load balancer. 😂
Everyone knows that the load balancer needs his own load balancer. 😂
Tired: ALB (Application Load Balancer)
Wired: XLB (Xiaolongbao)
Wired: XLB (Xiaolongbao)
April 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Tired: ALB (Application Load Balancer)
Wired: XLB (Xiaolongbao)
Wired: XLB (Xiaolongbao)
How Dropbox Saved Millions of Dollars by Building a Load Balancer
How Dropbox Saved Millions of Dollars by Building a Load Balancer
Dropbox saved resources by creating a superior version of a tool everyone uses
buff.ly
December 12, 2024 at 8:38 AM
How Dropbox Saved Millions of Dollars by Building a Load Balancer
A load balancer az informatika “amennyit felvesz”-e
June 5, 2026 at 10:17 AM
A load balancer az informatika “amennyit felvesz”-e
ProxLB est un Load Balancer pour Proxmox VE permettant de répartir la charge de vos workloads sur différents nœuds de votre cluster. Il s'appuie sur l'API PVE et permet le grouping, le load balancing en fonction de plusieurs critères, etc ... ⬇️
github.com/gyptazy/ProxLB
github.com/gyptazy/ProxLB
GitHub - gyptazy/ProxLB: ProxLB - (Re)Balance VM Workloads Across Nodes in Proxmox Clusters. A Load Balancer for Proxmox - and more!
ProxLB - (Re)Balance VM Workloads Across Nodes in Proxmox Clusters. A Load Balancer for Proxmox - and more! - gyptazy/ProxLB
github.com
April 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
ProxLB est un Load Balancer pour Proxmox VE permettant de répartir la charge de vos workloads sur différents nœuds de votre cluster. Il s'appuie sur l'API PVE et permet le grouping, le load balancing en fonction de plusieurs critères, etc ... ⬇️
github.com/gyptazy/ProxLB
github.com/gyptazy/ProxLB
if tove lo doesn't put a damn load balancer on 😭😭
July 20, 2026 at 3:22 PM
if tove lo doesn't put a damn load balancer on 😭😭
am wochenende wird der load balancer implementiert gegen ddos angriffe von außen
January 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
am wochenende wird der load balancer implementiert gegen ddos angriffe von außen
Pro tip:
Deleting your kubernetes cluster's HTTP ingress load balancer?
Yeah, that breaks HTTP ingress.
So my entry in the internet phonebook is now out of date lollllllll
Deleting your kubernetes cluster's HTTP ingress load balancer?
Yeah, that breaks HTTP ingress.
So my entry in the internet phonebook is now out of date lollllllll
April 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Pro tip:
Deleting your kubernetes cluster's HTTP ingress load balancer?
Yeah, that breaks HTTP ingress.
So my entry in the internet phonebook is now out of date lollllllll
Deleting your kubernetes cluster's HTTP ingress load balancer?
Yeah, that breaks HTTP ingress.
So my entry in the internet phonebook is now out of date lollllllll
When one of your origins goes down, your site or app shouldn't go down with it.
Bunny CDN Load Balancer spreads uncached traffic across your origins and fails over automatically based on the priorities you set. Now in Public Preview.
Bunny CDN Load Balancer spreads uncached traffic across your origins and fails over automatically based on the priorities you set. Now in Public Preview.
September 30, 2026 at 12:12 PM
When one of your origins goes down, your site or app shouldn't go down with it.
Bunny CDN Load Balancer spreads uncached traffic across your origins and fails over automatically based on the priorities you set. Now in Public Preview.
Bunny CDN Load Balancer spreads uncached traffic across your origins and fails over automatically based on the priorities you set. Now in Public Preview.
talking with a guy who sets up 28 cheap Chinese APs with 28 sim cards and a hardware load balancer... to provide wifi on a small river cruise ship that goes between Cambodia and Vietnam.
October 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
talking with a guy who sets up 28 cheap Chinese APs with 28 sim cards and a hardware load balancer... to provide wifi on a small river cruise ship that goes between Cambodia and Vietnam.
how about a load balancer job I like to fuck around with load balancers
February 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
how about a load balancer job I like to fuck around with load balancers
permettant d'unifier l'accès à plusieurs fournisseurs avec une API compatible OpenAI ⬇️
github.com/maximhq/bifr...
github.com/maximhq/bifr...
GitHub - maximhq/bifrost: Fastest LLM gateway (50x faster than LiteLLM) with adaptive load balancer, cluster mode, guardrails, 1000+ models support & <100 µs overhead at 5k RPS.
Fastest LLM gateway (50x faster than LiteLLM) with adaptive load balancer, cluster mode, guardrails, 1000+ models support & <100 µs overhead at 5k RPS. - maximhq/bifrost
github.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 AM
permettant d'unifier l'accès à plusieurs fournisseurs avec une API compatible OpenAI ⬇️
github.com/maximhq/bifr...
github.com/maximhq/bifr...
Single db but several instances behind a load balancer
March 3, 2023 at 7:53 AM
Single db but several instances behind a load balancer