Dear LocalGov LEOs,
Please be advised there are roaming gangs of kidnappers in your jurisdiction. When called to assist their victims, show tf up and cuff the kidnappers, not their victims. Think you can manage that, ffs, you gd chickenshit cowards?
❤️,
LocalGov
Please be advised there are roaming gangs of kidnappers in your jurisdiction. When called to assist their victims, show tf up and cuff the kidnappers, not their victims. Think you can manage that, ffs, you gd chickenshit cowards?
❤️,
LocalGov
Garcia said he was shaken by what he heard while he was detained.
“They call them ‘bodies,’ they reduce them to bodies,” he said. “My blood was boiling.”
“They call them ‘bodies,’ they reduce them to bodies,” he said. “My blood was boiling.”
"A good day:" Detained U.S. citizen said agents bragged after arresting dozens at Home Depot
A U.S. citizen who was tackled and arrested by border agents after filming and yelling at them, said his "blood boiled" when agents high-five'd each other after grabbing dozens at Home Depot on Thursd...
www.latimes.com
June 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Dear LocalGov LEOs,
Please be advised there are roaming gangs of kidnappers in your jurisdiction. When called to assist their victims, show tf up and cuff the kidnappers, not their victims. Think you can manage that, ffs, you gd chickenshit cowards?
❤️,
LocalGov
Please be advised there are roaming gangs of kidnappers in your jurisdiction. When called to assist their victims, show tf up and cuff the kidnappers, not their victims. Think you can manage that, ffs, you gd chickenshit cowards?
❤️,
LocalGov
Dear America,
The 34-time convicted felon deadbeat just ruined *your* credit … for nothing.
❤️,
LocalGov
The 34-time convicted felon deadbeat just ruined *your* credit … for nothing.
❤️,
LocalGov
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Dear America,
The 34-time convicted felon deadbeat just ruined *your* credit … for nothing.
❤️,
LocalGov
The 34-time convicted felon deadbeat just ruined *your* credit … for nothing.
❤️,
LocalGov
Seeing as Emil Bove personally fired me from DOJ in retaliation for prosecuting January 6 rioters, I don’t think he should be confirmed to a lifetime seat as a federal judge. But that’s just me.
And ... this (Emil Bove nominated to a court of appeals) appears to be happening?
May 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Dear Senators,
Just bc you can’t put him in jail doesn’t mean you have to leave him in office. He doesn’t own you. That’s your ProTip for today.
❤️,
LocalGov
Just bc you can’t put him in jail doesn’t mean you have to leave him in office. He doesn’t own you. That’s your ProTip for today.
❤️,
LocalGov
March 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Dear Senators,
Just bc you can’t put him in jail doesn’t mean you have to leave him in office. He doesn’t own you. That’s your ProTip for today.
❤️,
LocalGov
Just bc you can’t put him in jail doesn’t mean you have to leave him in office. He doesn’t own you. That’s your ProTip for today.
❤️,
LocalGov
LocalGov, getting shit done
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November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
LocalGov, getting shit done
Dear NG,
Go wherever you’re sent, but don’t do whatever you’re told. Your oath and your training REQUIRE you to disobey unlawful orders. REQUIRE.
❤️,
LocalGov
Go wherever you’re sent, but don’t do whatever you’re told. Your oath and your training REQUIRE you to disobey unlawful orders. REQUIRE.
❤️,
LocalGov
We have to talk about this also as an insult to the National Guard, who are being used as political props by the President and governors. They signed up to serve their country and their communities, and are now being turned into playthings of a political operation. It’s a slap in the face.
Updated this story @taskandpurpose.com. Ohio and South Carolina are joining West Virginia in sending National Guard troops in DC. That brings the number of Guardsmen activated for this to ~1,500. taskandpurpose.com/news/west-vi...
August 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Dear NG,
Go wherever you’re sent, but don’t do whatever you’re told. Your oath and your training REQUIRE you to disobey unlawful orders. REQUIRE.
❤️,
LocalGov
Go wherever you’re sent, but don’t do whatever you’re told. Your oath and your training REQUIRE you to disobey unlawful orders. REQUIRE.
❤️,
LocalGov
VP Couchfucker said only lies. LocalGov has no obligation or authority to protect or enable kidnappers. LocalGov should be *arresting* these violent criminals who claim to be enforcing federal law by snatching any non-white person they want and hiding them from Congress. youtu.be/0S3ewSbGOsQ
Enforce laws or we 'send in' the guard: Vance visits LA amid immigration tension
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
June 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
VP Couchfucker said only lies. LocalGov has no obligation or authority to protect or enable kidnappers. LocalGov should be *arresting* these violent criminals who claim to be enforcing federal law by snatching any non-white person they want and hiding them from Congress. youtu.be/0S3ewSbGOsQ
That’s why LocalGov needs to be ready to meet force with force.
September 22, 2026 at 2:17 PM
That’s why LocalGov needs to be ready to meet force with force.
Score:
DOGEbags 0
LocalGov 1
DOGEbags 0
LocalGov 1
So you can just say you work at DOGE and pillage anything from our documents you want. The law truly doesn't exist anymore! Cool!
3 men claiming to be from DOGE show up at San Francisco City Hall, demand records
San Francisco city officials are investigating after three men who claimed to be from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) showed up at City Hall on Friday demanding records from offices bef...
www.cbsnews.com
February 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Score:
DOGEbags 0
LocalGov 1
DOGEbags 0
LocalGov 1
Hi. LocalGov here. That’s my job. Butt tf out, DoD
This is it. This is the ball game. DoD does not have a role in enforcing the law.
HEGSETH: The mission in Los Angeles is about maintaining law and order
REED: Excuse me. Law and order is a civil function under the Constitution of the United States
REED: Excuse me. Law and order is a civil function under the Constitution of the United States
June 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hi. LocalGov here. That’s my job. Butt tf out, DoD
Difference between us is I’ve got a 10th Amendment that *actually does* say I can do whatever I want. I don’t work for that sumabich and I never will. LocalGov for life.
Convicted felon and adjudicated sexual assailant signs police militarization order, promises to prosecute state & local officials, as he enjoys his immunity gift from SCOTUS.
#FirstHundredDays
#FirstHundredDays
Strengthening and Unleashing America's Law Enforcement to Pursue Criminals and Protect Innocent Citizens
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
April 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Difference between us is I’ve got a 10th Amendment that *actually does* say I can do whatever I want. I don’t work for that sumabich and I never will. LocalGov for life.
This is good.
It took nearly 8 months.
Will this protect us in the current election?
WE are the front line defense. When the election is spoiled, it will be too late. Document everything. Petition your LocalGov to commit to protecting polls and elections, even/especially from FedGov.
It took nearly 8 months.
Will this protect us in the current election?
WE are the front line defense. When the election is spoiled, it will be too late. Document everything. Petition your LocalGov to commit to protecting polls and elections, even/especially from FedGov.
🚨BREAKING: The California Supreme Court ruled that Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco violated state law when he seized roughly 650,000 ballots from last year’s special redistricting election after pursuing debunked claims of a massive ballot discrepancy. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
California Supreme Court orders GOP sheriff to return seized ballots, affirms state’s power over local law enforcement
The twin rulings stand to make it significantly harder for local law enforcement to create election chaos and use unsubstantiated fraud claims to seize ballots outside California’s established electio...
www.democracydocket.com
September 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This is good.
It took nearly 8 months.
Will this protect us in the current election?
WE are the front line defense. When the election is spoiled, it will be too late. Document everything. Petition your LocalGov to commit to protecting polls and elections, even/especially from FedGov.
It took nearly 8 months.
Will this protect us in the current election?
WE are the front line defense. When the election is spoiled, it will be too late. Document everything. Petition your LocalGov to commit to protecting polls and elections, even/especially from FedGov.
This is so transparently ridiculous and obviously an attempt to spread lies to manufacture doubt. This is a LocalGov fail.
New from me for @latimes.com: Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, who is a leading Republican candidate for governor, has seized more than 650,000 ballots from last November’s election and is investigating whether they were fraudulently counted. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco seizes more than half a million ballots
Bianco's unusual probe drew a sharp rebuke from California Atty. Gen. Rob Bonta, who said in a statement Friday that it is “unprecedented in both scope and scale” and appears “not to be based on facts...
www.latimes.com
March 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
This is so transparently ridiculous and obviously an attempt to spread lies to manufacture doubt. This is a LocalGov fail.
LocalGov is pretty good at this.
July 24, 2026 at 2:14 AM
LocalGov is pretty good at this.
LocalGov spend just over half of gov resources ($) and provides about 75-80% of infrastructure and direct services, and we could do much more. LocalGov done right is powerful, and helpful, and generally boring to the average citizen, and that’s what you should love about it too.
What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?
August 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
LocalGov spend just over half of gov resources ($) and provides about 75-80% of infrastructure and direct services, and we could do much more. LocalGov done right is powerful, and helpful, and generally boring to the average citizen, and that’s what you should love about it too.
‘In the midst of a funding crisis, shocking amounts of public money are being taken out of our communities in the form of private profit,’ he told the conference delegates
www.localgov.co.uk/Polanski-cal...
www.localgov.co.uk/Polanski-cal...
Polanski calls for end to outsourcing | LocalGov
It’s time to bring an end to wasteful outsourcing and fix the broken planning system, Green Party leader Zack Polanski told the LGA Conference.
www.localgov.co.uk
July 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
‘In the midst of a funding crisis, shocking amounts of public money are being taken out of our communities in the form of private profit,’ he told the conference delegates
www.localgov.co.uk/Polanski-cal...
www.localgov.co.uk/Polanski-cal...
FWIW, people have a much better opinion of LocalGov. No shade tho FedGov. You do you. 😏
September 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
FWIW, people have a much better opinion of LocalGov. No shade tho FedGov. You do you. 😏
And then it’s a federal crime if LocalGov puts your ballot in your mailbox ourselves. See how they’re trying to steal your democracy?
September 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
And then it’s a federal crime if LocalGov puts your ballot in your mailbox ourselves. See how they’re trying to steal your democracy?
Dear Resisters,
If there was a Fight Club, the first rule of Fight Club would be, “Don’t talk about Fight Club.”
Don’t openly muse about political (or any) violence, bc it’s legally precarious and pragmatically useless, not to mention the least desirable of acceptable outcomes.
❤️,
LocalGov
If there was a Fight Club, the first rule of Fight Club would be, “Don’t talk about Fight Club.”
Don’t openly muse about political (or any) violence, bc it’s legally precarious and pragmatically useless, not to mention the least desirable of acceptable outcomes.
❤️,
LocalGov
February 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dear Resisters,
If there was a Fight Club, the first rule of Fight Club would be, “Don’t talk about Fight Club.”
Don’t openly muse about political (or any) violence, bc it’s legally precarious and pragmatically useless, not to mention the least desirable of acceptable outcomes.
❤️,
LocalGov
If there was a Fight Club, the first rule of Fight Club would be, “Don’t talk about Fight Club.”
Don’t openly muse about political (or any) violence, bc it’s legally precarious and pragmatically useless, not to mention the least desirable of acceptable outcomes.
❤️,
LocalGov
My daily statutory reading reactions. #LocalGov
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January 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My daily statutory reading reactions. #LocalGov
I keep finding myself calling out LocalGov Drupal as a stellar example of local govt collaboration, so I feel I should give them a public shout out. Nice job! localgovdrupal.org
Web publishing for Councils | LocalGov Drupal
LocalGov Drupal is a publicly owned asset that delivers a better digital experience for citizens, improves service outcomes, and saves money.
localgovdrupal.org
August 19, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I keep finding myself calling out LocalGov Drupal as a stellar example of local govt collaboration, so I feel I should give them a public shout out. Nice job! localgovdrupal.org
Otoh, LocalGov should never sell out like this.
July 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Otoh, LocalGov should never sell out like this.
Hi. It’s me, LocalGov. He can bend all the way over and kiss my whole ass.
February 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hi. It’s me, LocalGov. He can bend all the way over and kiss my whole ass.
These are not police
They are unlawfully exercising authority that does not belong to them
Defend your population from kidnappers and murders, LocalGov
They are unlawfully exercising authority that does not belong to them
Defend your population from kidnappers and murders, LocalGov
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
These are not police
They are unlawfully exercising authority that does not belong to them
Defend your population from kidnappers and murders, LocalGov
They are unlawfully exercising authority that does not belong to them
Defend your population from kidnappers and murders, LocalGov
This is why I’ve offered for the last decade, here and in the bad place, to help people understand their LocalGov municipal budgets. Zero takers. We have a curiosity deficit, in part bc we have basically limitless distractions and we’ve been able to take Gov for granted. It’s different now.
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This is why I’ve offered for the last decade, here and in the bad place, to help people understand their LocalGov municipal budgets. Zero takers. We have a curiosity deficit, in part bc we have basically limitless distractions and we’ve been able to take Gov for granted. It’s different now.