Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs https://theonion.com/trump-diverts-all-science-funding-into-locating-the-smurfs/
June 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs https://theonion.com/trump-diverts-all-science-funding-into-locating-the-smurfs/
Drone swarms for locating people lost at sea.
October 26, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Drone swarms for locating people lost at sea.
I don't think locating them is your issue tbh chief
*FBI TO ASSIST TEXAS IN LOCATING LAWMAKERS WHO FLED STATE:CORNYN
*FBI TO ASSIST TEXAS IN LOCATING LAWMAKERS WHO FLED STATE:CORNYN
August 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I don't think locating them is your issue tbh chief
*FBI TO ASSIST TEXAS IN LOCATING LAWMAKERS WHO FLED STATE:CORNYN
*FBI TO ASSIST TEXAS IN LOCATING LAWMAKERS WHO FLED STATE:CORNYN
locating and following twitter mutuals on here feels like Pokemon Snap
November 8, 2024 at 2:24 PM
locating and following twitter mutuals on here feels like Pokemon Snap
going to rehab because i can’t stop locating almost anyone
April 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
going to rehab because i can’t stop locating almost anyone
Although these findings from JWST are yet to be confirmed, they mark the closest astronomers have come to locating the universe’s most ancient stars
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
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The James Webb Telescope May Have Seen the First Stars in the Universe
Although these findings from JWST are yet to be confirmed, they mark the closest astronomers have come to locating the universe’s most ancient stars
www.scientificamerican.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Although these findings from JWST are yet to be confirmed, they mark the closest astronomers have come to locating the universe’s most ancient stars
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
When these people go missing, Russia fails to provide their families with adequate information about their whereabouts or assist them in locating the missing.
September 23, 2026 at 9:43 AM
When these people go missing, Russia fails to provide their families with adequate information about their whereabouts or assist them in locating the missing.
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV, Marco"
**IQ47 has trouble locating Marco Rubio, seated next to him:
**IQ47 has trouble locating Marco Rubio, seated next to him:
September 23, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"Person, woman, man, camera, TV, Marco"
**IQ47 has trouble locating Marco Rubio, seated next to him:
**IQ47 has trouble locating Marco Rubio, seated next to him:
Here’s how we find them: Kidnapped by ICE
A guide to locating the missing.
A guide to locating the missing.
October 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Here’s how we find them: Kidnapped by ICE
A guide to locating the missing.
A guide to locating the missing.
🇪🇹 Map of Ethiopia locating Tigray region [2/2]
September 24, 2026 at 10:10 AM
🇪🇹 Map of Ethiopia locating Tigray region [2/2]
The 55th Separate Artillery Brigade destroyed a Russian 2A36 “Giatsint‑B” gun after locating it with drone reconnaissance.
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The 55th Separate Artillery Brigade destroyed a Russian 2A36 “Giatsint‑B” gun after locating it with drone reconnaissance.
Sorry, but since this was an out-of-network assassin, we won't be covering the cost of locating him. We hope you understand.
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Sorry, but since this was an out-of-network assassin, we won't be covering the cost of locating him. We hope you understand.
Thank you for locating the one good octogenarian politician
May 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Thank you for locating the one good octogenarian politician
February 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Counter-battery strike in Donbas: a Ukrainian HIMARS crew destroyed a Russian Msta-B towed howitzer after locating the enemy gun. #Ukraine
August 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Counter-battery strike in Donbas: a Ukrainian HIMARS crew destroyed a Russian Msta-B towed howitzer after locating the enemy gun. #Ukraine
Please prove that you're human by locating and tapping the girlcock in this photo
January 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Please prove that you're human by locating and tapping the girlcock in this photo
there was this window when google scholar was an outstanding resource for locating scholarship. like so much else it's fully enshittified now.
August 31, 2024 at 2:26 AM
there was this window when google scholar was an outstanding resource for locating scholarship. like so much else it's fully enshittified now.
Time spent locating items in supermarket: 5 minutes
Time spent pretending to look at things you don't need while someone gets out of the way: 57 minutes
Time spent pretending to look at things you don't need while someone gets out of the way: 57 minutes
December 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Time spent locating items in supermarket: 5 minutes
Time spent pretending to look at things you don't need while someone gets out of the way: 57 minutes
Time spent pretending to look at things you don't need while someone gets out of the way: 57 minutes
Breaking" Police in America are asking for help in locating the Epstein files. Apparently they've gone missing again. Back to you in the studio."
#Epstein
#TrumpsAmerica
#Epstein
#TrumpsAmerica
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Breaking" Police in America are asking for help in locating the Epstein files. Apparently they've gone missing again. Back to you in the studio."
#Epstein
#TrumpsAmerica
#Epstein
#TrumpsAmerica
Was thinking about him today. Lucky to have met him. He was excellent at challenging presumptions and keeping people on their toes. 'Locating an Indigenous Anarchism' is an essential read:
July 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Was thinking about him today. Lucky to have met him. He was excellent at challenging presumptions and keeping people on their toes. 'Locating an Indigenous Anarchism' is an essential read:
SURFING TIDAL WAVES,
CREATING NANOBOTS,
OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN! (It's over here!)
FINDING A DODO BIRD,
PAINTING A CONTINENT,
OR DRIVING YOUR SISTER INSANE! (Phineas!)
CREATING NANOBOTS,
OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN! (It's over here!)
FINDING A DODO BIRD,
PAINTING A CONTINENT,
OR DRIVING YOUR SISTER INSANE! (Phineas!)
September 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
SURFING TIDAL WAVES,
CREATING NANOBOTS,
OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN! (It's over here!)
FINDING A DODO BIRD,
PAINTING A CONTINENT,
OR DRIVING YOUR SISTER INSANE! (Phineas!)
CREATING NANOBOTS,
OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN! (It's over here!)
FINDING A DODO BIRD,
PAINTING A CONTINENT,
OR DRIVING YOUR SISTER INSANE! (Phineas!)
I'm too deep in the Dorley hole I keep locating estrognizable twinks
June 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm too deep in the Dorley hole I keep locating estrognizable twinks
Israel locating military installations in civilian neighborhoods, using its citizens as human shields. Of course this is going to happen.
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Israel locating military installations in civilian neighborhoods, using its citizens as human shields. Of course this is going to happen.
February 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Meet the new WH press corps! From Friday:
OAN REPORTER: What has made you and your team so effective in finding, locating, apprehending, and deporting these violent illegal migrants?
TRUMP: I love this guy. I wish more people would ask questions like that.
OAN REPORTER: What has made you and your team so effective in finding, locating, apprehending, and deporting these violent illegal migrants?
TRUMP: I love this guy. I wish more people would ask questions like that.
March 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Meet the new WH press corps! From Friday:
OAN REPORTER: What has made you and your team so effective in finding, locating, apprehending, and deporting these violent illegal migrants?
TRUMP: I love this guy. I wish more people would ask questions like that.
OAN REPORTER: What has made you and your team so effective in finding, locating, apprehending, and deporting these violent illegal migrants?
TRUMP: I love this guy. I wish more people would ask questions like that.