Lock the compromised prostitute up and throw away the key.
June 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Lock the compromised prostitute up and throw away the key.
Glad they caught Vance Boelter.
Lock that MAGA up and throw away the key.
Lock that MAGA up and throw away the key.
June 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Glad they caught Vance Boelter.
Lock that MAGA up and throw away the key.
Lock that MAGA up and throw away the key.
My Mum forgot the code to her key safe. I just opened it after watching a lock-picking tutorial on YouTube & will henceforth only answer to the name ‘Fingers’ O’Brien.
October 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
My Mum forgot the code to her key safe. I just opened it after watching a lock-picking tutorial on YouTube & will henceforth only answer to the name ‘Fingers’ O’Brien.
The key and the lock
May 1, 2024 at 11:38 PM
The key and the lock
September 25, 2026 at 2:15 AM
And prosecution.
Arrest this creature.
Lock him up in Guantanamo.
Throw away the key
Arrest this creature.
Lock him up in Guantanamo.
Throw away the key
February 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
And prosecution.
Arrest this creature.
Lock him up in Guantanamo.
Throw away the key
Arrest this creature.
Lock him up in Guantanamo.
Throw away the key
January 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Natalie Harp is definitely clocking in overtime on the Caps Lock key this morning.
Trump: "Canada has been ripping off the US for years...On January 1, Tariffs on all Cars, Automotive Parts, & Steel, will be increased to 50%...Canada will be treated like a State no longer! On Trade & in other ways they are among the worst Nations to deal with. WE DON’T NEED CANADA, THEY NEED US!"
August 24, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Natalie Harp is definitely clocking in overtime on the Caps Lock key this morning.
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT LETTING STRAngers toggle my caps lock KEY IS MAking it difficult to Use my COMPUTER
I MADE A GLOBAL CAPS LOCK KEY
FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!
whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone
download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!
whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone
download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT LETTING STRAngers toggle my caps lock KEY IS MAking it difficult to Use my COMPUTER
How have we had keyboard innovations like the Windows key (lol) or the Fn key, but still haven't made the Caps Lock key change the capitalization of highlighted text??
If I highlight a sentence and hit Caps Lock, it should cycle through ALL CAPS, all lower, And Title Case
like come ONNNNN
If I highlight a sentence and hit Caps Lock, it should cycle through ALL CAPS, all lower, And Title Case
like come ONNNNN
July 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
How have we had keyboard innovations like the Windows key (lol) or the Fn key, but still haven't made the Caps Lock key change the capitalization of highlighted text??
If I highlight a sentence and hit Caps Lock, it should cycle through ALL CAPS, all lower, And Title Case
like come ONNNNN
If I highlight a sentence and hit Caps Lock, it should cycle through ALL CAPS, all lower, And Title Case
like come ONNNNN
A year ago today, a group of magical girls joined forces to solve a series of crimes in Chicago...
Happy 1 year anniversary to Lock & Key: A Magical Girl Mystery! 💖
Happy 1 year anniversary to Lock & Key: A Magical Girl Mystery! 💖
September 30, 2026 at 7:18 PM
A year ago today, a group of magical girls joined forces to solve a series of crimes in Chicago...
Happy 1 year anniversary to Lock & Key: A Magical Girl Mystery! 💖
Happy 1 year anniversary to Lock & Key: A Magical Girl Mystery! 💖
Keeping you under lock and key 🔐
October 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Keeping you under lock and key 🔐
Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There’s a lovely key change at the end.
June 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There’s a lovely key change at the end.
What. The. Fuck. Lock him inside and throw away the key.
February 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What. The. Fuck. Lock him inside and throw away the key.
Who invented locktober? Someone should lock them up and throw away the key.
Oh...
Oh...
October 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Who invented locktober? Someone should lock them up and throw away the key.
Oh...
Oh...
Lock him up and throw away the key!
September 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Lock him up and throw away the key!
Something happened at the summit because he lost the CAPS lock key ….
August 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Something happened at the summit because he lost the CAPS lock key ….
If Bill Clinton took part in a child sex ring, lock him up and throw away the key.
See how easy that is?
See how easy that is?
July 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If Bill Clinton took part in a child sex ring, lock him up and throw away the key.
See how easy that is?
See how easy that is?
God, I’m so furious I can barely breathe. Lock up these SS criminals & lose the key. bsky.app/profile/noel...
If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
God, I’m so furious I can barely breathe. Lock up these SS criminals & lose the key. bsky.app/profile/noel...
These are the changes I'd make to the computer keyboard
- F key removed (this will reduce online swearing)
- E key becomes a second J key
- Spacebar becomes a third J key (most useful letter)
- Caps lock key becomes a panic button for when someone is trying to steal one of your shoes (but not both)
- F key removed (this will reduce online swearing)
- E key becomes a second J key
- Spacebar becomes a third J key (most useful letter)
- Caps lock key becomes a panic button for when someone is trying to steal one of your shoes (but not both)
November 14, 2024 at 9:42 PM
These are the changes I'd make to the computer keyboard
- F key removed (this will reduce online swearing)
- E key becomes a second J key
- Spacebar becomes a third J key (most useful letter)
- Caps lock key becomes a panic button for when someone is trying to steal one of your shoes (but not both)
- F key removed (this will reduce online swearing)
- E key becomes a second J key
- Spacebar becomes a third J key (most useful letter)
- Caps lock key becomes a panic button for when someone is trying to steal one of your shoes (but not both)
I MADE A GLOBAL CAPS LOCK KEY
FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!
whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone
download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!
whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone
download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
February 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I MADE A GLOBAL CAPS LOCK KEY
FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!
whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone
download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!
whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone
download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
💕 "Lock & Key" 💕
May 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
💕 "Lock & Key" 💕
my twelve year old designed and made a fucken FUNCTIONAL LOCK out of LEGO
it doesn't open without the key, and specifically needs the RIGHT key, because it has FUCKEN TUMBLERS MFERS
it doesn't open without the key, and specifically needs the RIGHT key, because it has FUCKEN TUMBLERS MFERS
April 29, 2026 at 6:41 AM
my twelve year old designed and made a fucken FUNCTIONAL LOCK out of LEGO
it doesn't open without the key, and specifically needs the RIGHT key, because it has FUCKEN TUMBLERS MFERS
it doesn't open without the key, and specifically needs the RIGHT key, because it has FUCKEN TUMBLERS MFERS
A key point people are missing about the link to earning in the triple lock
If wages are 30k and go up by 3% (£900) and pensions are 12k and go up by 3% (£360) they have not gone up by the same amount of money have they? But rent for both people may have gone up by the same amount. Or the weekly shop.
September 30, 2026 at 9:14 AM
A key point people are missing about the link to earning in the triple lock