#locks
they made a new feature where my phone automatically locks itself for no reason
October 31, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Dr. El-Sayed has the best comebacks against Donnie Dipshit's nonsense. Someone put that dementia-riddled fool in an assisted living facility.

Preferably, one with bars that locks from the outside.
November 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
this is "changed the locks" in politics land. it's over-over
anybody working in politics knows that's the Damnatio Memoriae of campaign infrastructure
November 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Skank slut with the golden locks is back.
November 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Just saying you can start doing the home repairs AFTER you change all the locks.
November 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
gaze upon my lucious locks and despair
October 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
locksmith oc who specializes in certain kinds of locks #boner!
November 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Foxes back rollback of henhouse locks.
November 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
November 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Good Night From The Drummer, My Friends. Sleep Tight.
Junior Byles - Curly Locks
YouTube video by RootsDaughter41926
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November 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Just got back home but I hope the Mexican customs agents that broke the locks off my pelican case and rummaged through my shit enjoy the werewolf knots and bara digimon jumpscare
November 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
i do live in a county that usually locks in like 55% red but i feel like its not happening tonight
November 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
tbh i'm not surprised, because she like already endorsed him and it seemed like she was gonna be a good soldier and then she doubles back *after* obama locks in? crazy work
November 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Open, locks, whoever knocks!
November 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
reaching down to run my fingers through already tousled locks, sleepily rocking my hips against her face
November 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Wing-it for @eclair-voyant.bsky.social

Another success story for Locks and their hair thickening formula

#OrFiS.Art
November 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Only if the zipper locks.
November 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
It's November!

Get those locks off my skyline and let the blood flow where it wants to!

Viva la dickolution!
November 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
When the master leaves his house, he locks his sub up tight and secure...🔐
Master Stephen
November 1, 2026 at 8:18 AM
The 80-year-old president’s thinning locks failed the stress test.
Trump Brutally Mocked as His Hair Goes Flying
The 80-year-old president’s thinning locks failed the stress test on Friday.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Old enough to remember Perriello being so obviously doomed in 2010 they practically changed the locks on his office in October, never kys
my personal bellwhether for tonight is how quickly we get a call for VA-5. if polls close and it’s like “tom perriello has won it” then i’m feeling very confident
Virginia update
November 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
curses you so that every step you take locks both of your feet in place for 5 seconds
November 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
If Abdul locks in Macomb I'll genuinely be pretty shocked.
November 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
This society locks up people who are definitely, legitimately dealing with abusive partners and mental health crises who are simply doing their best to survive. If you want to feel sorry for someone, work on getting a domestic violence survivor out of prison. Haley Stevens? I don't want to hear it!
November 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Also, nobody ever locks their bike up.
November 2, 2026 at 5:23 AM