#logicFAIL
Brain: "Just stop pedaling." 🧠
Me: "MUST. GO. FASTER!" 🚴‍♂️💨
#aianimation #funnyclips #relatable #logicfail #biking #comedy #animatedshorts #midjourney #runwayml #veo
February 19, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Also if its frozen, its not hot chocolate. #logicfail
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Lol, those are also incredibly poor analogies. #LogicFail
May 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A customer refuses lemon in their lemonade. Make it make sense! #funnygaming #vtuberclips #logicfail #gamingmoments #ClipGPT #streamladder #vtuber
April 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Bombing for peace is like screaming for silence. It doesn’t work - and it only adds to the noise. #PeaceNotWar #LogicFail #HumanDignity
June 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Here's a question for more context that would be easy for most to ask... If Putin doesn’t want NATO near Russia, why does he keep moving Russia closer to NATO? 🤔🚀 #Putin #Russia #NATO #Geopolitics #Ukraine #LogicFail
February 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I know a lot of humans who qualify as pests. One is my neighbor who routinely enters my property and cuts down my plants. Can I kill him? #LogicFail
November 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
The absurdity of halal water slides is a masterclass in cognitive dissonance. Marketing a modest experience that ends with a visible breach of the very rules it promotes is a strategic joke. Capitalism in a hijab failing its own logic.

#HalalMarketing #LogicFail #Absurdity #Irony
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 AM
So: A chunk of the right-wing is anti-vax. Why? They think vaccines cause autism (science says nope). But here’s the kicker: they’re OBSESSED with Elon Musk. Like, he’s their hero. And guess what? Elon is autistic. 🧠✨ #MakeItMakeSense #LogicFail
January 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Questionable Moves

Seriously?! The logic is... questionable. 🤔🕺😂🤦‍♀️

#Absurdity #Breakdancing #LogicFail #Funny
September 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Wild Logic

Seriously?! 🤔🐦‍⬛🤯 Let's stick to better advice.

#LogicFail #BirdWisdom #Absurd
August 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Upset about extrajudicial kings?

Should've thought about that thirty years ago then!

/logicFail
And for those still going on about drug boat strikes - I wish you’d cared this much about Afghanistan. I don’t love the use of the military to kill drug runners, but it’s no worse than you’ve allowed for three decades. It’s a bit late for moral hazard pearl clutching now.
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh wow, thank you, Billy, for that “fun fact” straight from the Ayn Rand Coloring Book for Libertarian Boys. 🧠💼
Yes—if we taxed every billionaire into oblivion, we’d only fund the gov’t for a year.
AND? That’s literally an argument for recurring taxation.
#TaxTheRich #LogicFail
when we tax the ultra rich we can make anything happens
ALT: when we tax the ultra rich we can make anything happens
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June 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Done that thing again: I need to catch up on sleep ➡ ooh, I can have a lie-in ➡ ooh, I'm having a lie-in, I can stay up later! #logicFAIL
November 20, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Startling point on radio. Oil price volatile, may go down, will run out in iScotland. Goes down in price as it becomes scarce? #logicfail
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
<a href="http://bbc.in/NVmFHn" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bbc.in/NVmFHn Possibly helmeted cyclist dies. Bus driver held re dangerous driving ∴ Riding w/out helmet shd be illegal. #LogicFail
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November 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Boggling at pro-gun people using the BBC's teen stabbing story as a reason why we should have guns. #logicfail #hardtoaccidentallystabppl
November 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
My favourite person today is that DM commenter: "that dude is right about Brum being 100% Muslim. I should know; *I live here*." #logicfail
November 19, 2024 at 3:14 PM
They threaten to turn off the lights 💡⚡ and this idiot’s big plan is “let’s hurt their wallets” 💰🤦🏾‍♂️. Make it make sense.

#LogicFail #Priorities #OutOfTouch #Politics #RealityCheck
March 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Blaming school enrollment decline on gays while the State is giving people money NOT to go to school. #LogicFail

"Butler introduced a similar version of the bill in the 2025 legislative session last spring, but the bill failed to be passed by the Senate. This is his first time prefiling the bill."
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The internet is a wild place. Someone tried to refute a fact by claiming my argument was a "fallacy," all while admitting they were "just being an ass lol." Meanwhile, the core truth remains: the claim they're defending was already retracted by its source. #DebateClub #LogicFail #IRL
September 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Posting a thread outlining a rule for the benefit of the only person I can ever recall who broke it & who has left the group...
#logicfail
November 23, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Chatting with a customer. She was complaining about how awful the snow clearing was. I said we should raise our taxes to make sure that we could do a better job. May as well have said we should use the blood of babies to melt the snow. #logicfail
November 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I feel this particularly personally as a FACEM who works 0.25FTE in Emergency Medicine but pays full fees - yet I don’t qualify (at present) for the Emergency Medicine supplement to the staff specialist award for my 0.5FTE in PHARM #logicfail #IWD2024 @acemonline @ACEMPresident
Surprised to learn during @acemonline’s #IWD2024 panel that LTFT trainees have no training fee reduction and pay full fees for the duration of training - time to change this one, @ACEMPresident!
November 22, 2024 at 10:28 AM