Won $2 on LottoMax.
Probably just let it ride.
Probably just let it ride.
January 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Won $2 on LottoMax.
Probably just let it ride.
Probably just let it ride.
I'll still refuse to pack anything more than a backpack.
Checked luggage? What am I? A lottomax winner?
Checked luggage? What am I? A lottomax winner?
September 26, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I'll still refuse to pack anything more than a backpack.
Checked luggage? What am I? A lottomax winner?
Checked luggage? What am I? A lottomax winner?
Bad news: I didn’t win the LottoMax last night
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Bad news: I didn’t win the LottoMax last night
Just bought my LottoMax tickets for tonight's draw. You are all cordially invited to my retirement party tomorrow. 😀
November 26, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Just bought my LottoMax tickets for tonight's draw. You are all cordially invited to my retirement party tomorrow. 😀
In good news, I won a Free Play on the Lottomax 🏆 If I ever hit the lottery you’ll have to bury me as I will die of shock 😅
August 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
In good news, I won a Free Play on the Lottomax 🏆 If I ever hit the lottery you’ll have to bury me as I will die of shock 😅
I adore this sweet man who won $25 #LottoMax who wants to use his win-fall to further reconciliation projects. Miigwich! 🪶🙌🏽 toronto.citynews.ca/2025/03/20/o...
81-year-old Order of Canada officer wins $25M Lotto Max jackpot
Throughout his career, Coffey advocated for causes in Toronto and across Canada, supporting Indigenous communities.
toronto.citynews.ca
March 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I adore this sweet man who won $25 #LottoMax who wants to use his win-fall to further reconciliation projects. Miigwich! 🪶🙌🏽 toronto.citynews.ca/2025/03/20/o...
That people vote for a minority makes zero sense to me. How would that even happen? Who coordinates who votes for whom? Or do they use a magic 8-ball?
Whatever the technique or tool, it would be handy for the next
LottoMax!!
Whatever the technique or tool, it would be handy for the next
LottoMax!!
April 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
That people vote for a minority makes zero sense to me. How would that even happen? Who coordinates who votes for whom? Or do they use a magic 8-ball?
Whatever the technique or tool, it would be handy for the next
LottoMax!!
Whatever the technique or tool, it would be handy for the next
LottoMax!!
(I only play the LottoMax because that's the one game where your odds of winning A Big Prize get better the longer the jackpot goes unclaimed)
April 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
(I only play the LottoMax because that's the one game where your odds of winning A Big Prize get better the longer the jackpot goes unclaimed)
And I believe I'm going to win the LottoMax lottery tonight.
December 3, 2024 at 8:17 PM
And I believe I'm going to win the LottoMax lottery tonight.
I’m Edmonton’s latest LottoMax $20-aire.
a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m Edmonton’s latest LottoMax $20-aire.
Lotto Max is being revamped soon with bigger jackpots and new prizes for every draw #LottoMax #Canada
Ticket prices are also going up.
www.narcity.com/lotto-max-ja...
Ticket prices are also going up.
www.narcity.com/lotto-max-ja...
Lotto Max is being revamped soon with bigger jackpots and new prizes for every draw
Ticket prices are also going up.
www.narcity.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Lotto Max is being revamped soon with bigger jackpots and new prizes for every draw #LottoMax #Canada
Ticket prices are also going up.
www.narcity.com/lotto-max-ja...
Ticket prices are also going up.
www.narcity.com/lotto-max-ja...
Lotteries have been stolen by insiders since they were invented. Goes back at least to that scumbag Voltaire. Still think I'm the kinda guy could probably hit the lottomax this week if I can think of some lucky numbers
“This email got CC'd to FBI Director Mueller in 2009 where it says that Epstein's Zorro Trust won an $80 million lottery ticket … and that he has a ranch near the US-Mexico border where ‘trafficked children are routed prior to being dispersed to East Coast.’”
— @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social
— @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Lotteries have been stolen by insiders since they were invented. Goes back at least to that scumbag Voltaire. Still think I'm the kinda guy could probably hit the lottomax this week if I can think of some lucky numbers
$5.5m
The next LottoMax is $25m
The next 6/49 is $28m
That is a fucking embarrassing level of support for a country in dire need because of an illegal blockade.
The next LottoMax is $25m
The next 6/49 is $28m
That is a fucking embarrassing level of support for a country in dire need because of an illegal blockade.
July 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
$5.5m
The next LottoMax is $25m
The next 6/49 is $28m
That is a fucking embarrassing level of support for a country in dire need because of an illegal blockade.
The next LottoMax is $25m
The next 6/49 is $28m
That is a fucking embarrassing level of support for a country in dire need because of an illegal blockade.
Took a big step towards diversifying my retirement portfolio today. And by that I mean I bought a second LottoMax ticket from a different CO-OP gas station.
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Took a big step towards diversifying my retirement portfolio today. And by that I mean I bought a second LottoMax ticket from a different CO-OP gas station.
If I ever hit the LottoMax I'll still stop and look at dumpster furniture to maybe drag home.
May 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
If I ever hit the LottoMax I'll still stop and look at dumpster furniture to maybe drag home.
Okay! Who’s winning the $80 million #LottoMax tonight and will be my BFF? I want a horse farm where I can rescue them and other animals! 🪶😂🤞🏽🇨🇦
a herd of brown horses running in a field .
ALT: a herd of brown horses running in a field .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Okay! Who’s winning the $80 million #LottoMax tonight and will be my BFF? I want a horse farm where I can rescue them and other animals! 🪶😂🤞🏽🇨🇦
Oh boy, as much as five bucks on a fifty-litre fill-up. Can't even buy a LottoMax ticket with that anymore.
April 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Oh boy, as much as five bucks on a fifty-litre fill-up. Can't even buy a LottoMax ticket with that anymore.
If I win the LottoMax, I’m putting out a hit on Yarvin
Ugly cretin Yarvin really exposing the plan here. The right doesn’t want institutions like Harvard and Hollywood destroyed. They want them to be forced to use their cultural power to present their shitty unpopular ideas as if they were good and popular www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
May 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I win the LottoMax, I’m putting out a hit on Yarvin
Says something that, for all my financial struggles, the worst gambling I commit on the regular is buying two LottoMax tickets, and even then only when the prize pool starts splintering.
Polymarket, Draft Kings, and Kalshi can get in the bin.
Polymarket, Draft Kings, and Kalshi can get in the bin.
June 25, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Says something that, for all my financial struggles, the worst gambling I commit on the regular is buying two LottoMax tickets, and even then only when the prize pool starts splintering.
Polymarket, Draft Kings, and Kalshi can get in the bin.
Polymarket, Draft Kings, and Kalshi can get in the bin.
Someone in Quebec won the $55 Million LottoMax prize the other night… no wonder they're so smarmy.
August 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Someone in Quebec won the $55 Million LottoMax prize the other night… no wonder they're so smarmy.
My old place is for sale. Gonna buy a LottoMax this week so I can try & buy it back!
October 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My old place is for sale. Gonna buy a LottoMax this week so I can try & buy it back!
For the people in the back you cannot ever, and I mean this for reals, have a number larger than the human population in a goddamn statistic relating to humans. What on earth you all been doing out here?
LottoMax calculations? Jayzuz!
LottoMax calculations? Jayzuz!
August 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
For the people in the back you cannot ever, and I mean this for reals, have a number larger than the human population in a goddamn statistic relating to humans. What on earth you all been doing out here?
LottoMax calculations? Jayzuz!
LottoMax calculations? Jayzuz!
Can you tell me this week's Lottomax numbers? I'll split the $30 million 50/50!
January 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Can you tell me this week's Lottomax numbers? I'll split the $30 million 50/50!
Hello. I would like to win the $40 million dollar LottoMax jackpot tonight, please. Thank you very much.
April 25, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Hello. I would like to win the $40 million dollar LottoMax jackpot tonight, please. Thank you very much.