Bundle up—it’s stupid out there
Inauguration Forecast Shows Temperature and IQ in the Twenties
Not a historically low temperature but a record low IQ.
www.borowitzreport.com
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Bundle up—it’s stupid out there
Could be brutal weather on Inauguration Day in DC
Weather forecast indicate temperature in low teens
Weather forecast indicate temperature in low teens
January 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Could be brutal weather on Inauguration Day in DC
Weather forecast indicate temperature in low teens
Weather forecast indicate temperature in low teens
cold | adjective | having or being a temperature that is uncomfortably low for humans
January 23, 2026 at 2:03 PM
cold | adjective | having or being a temperature that is uncomfortably low for humans
my haters are roasting me at a low temperature to preserve my tenderness
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
my haters are roasting me at a low temperature to preserve my tenderness
The low temperature of 84F at New York City Central Park ties the all time record warmest low temperature (1869-present). The low of 87F at Newark is a new all-time warmest low temperature (1843-present). It's as if something has changed. 🤔
July 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The low temperature of 84F at New York City Central Park ties the all time record warmest low temperature (1869-present). The low of 87F at Newark is a new all-time warmest low temperature (1843-present). It's as if something has changed. 🤔
Low temperatures in the Alps for Monday Jan 12th (tomorrow). Valley-to-mountain differences can be big. #temperature #alps #skiing #weather #skiweather https://skiweather.eu/temperature
January 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Low temperatures in the Alps for Monday Jan 12th (tomorrow). Valley-to-mountain differences can be big. #temperature #alps #skiing #weather #skiweather https://skiweather.eu/temperature
❌ Ryazan oil refinery. The low-temperature isomerization unit Isomalk-2-LIN-800 will not work, - Exilenova
💥 This is an industrial unit that converts straight gasoline fractions into a high-octane gasoline component using the low-temperature isomerization method.
💥 This is an industrial unit that converts straight gasoline fractions into a high-octane gasoline component using the low-temperature isomerization method.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
❌ Ryazan oil refinery. The low-temperature isomerization unit Isomalk-2-LIN-800 will not work, - Exilenova
💥 This is an industrial unit that converts straight gasoline fractions into a high-octane gasoline component using the low-temperature isomerization method.
💥 This is an industrial unit that converts straight gasoline fractions into a high-octane gasoline component using the low-temperature isomerization method.
Weather forecast for Trump’s Inauguration has the temperature in the low teens.
It will indeed be a cold day in hell.
It will indeed be a cold day in hell.
January 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Weather forecast for Trump’s Inauguration has the temperature in the low teens.
It will indeed be a cold day in hell.
It will indeed be a cold day in hell.
Temperature falls to -18C in north Scotland, a 15-year low for UK
Temperature falls to -18C in north Scotland, a 15-year low for UK
Altnaharra in Highlands recorded -18C on Friday night, the coldest January overnight temperature since 2010
Temperatures in a hamlet in northern Scotland fell to -18C on Friday – the coldest January overnight temperature in the UK in 15 years, the Met…
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Temperature falls to -18C in north Scotland, a 15-year low for UK
The low temperature of 36F yesterday in Anchorage tied for the warmest low temperature ever observed in the month of January. 🫠 @alaskawx.bsky.social
January 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The low temperature of 36F yesterday in Anchorage tied for the warmest low temperature ever observed in the month of January. 🫠 @alaskawx.bsky.social
i know this isn't the point. But does trump has a gold fireplace grate? gold melts at a pretty low temperature.
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i know this isn't the point. But does trump has a gold fireplace grate? gold melts at a pretty low temperature.
As the seasons turn to winter, the temperature drops so low that even the soldiers‘ clothes freeze solid.
December 29, 2024 at 8:21 AM
As the seasons turn to winter, the temperature drops so low that even the soldiers‘ clothes freeze solid.
With a low temperature of 29°, today marks Seattle’s ninth straight day with a low at or below freezing.
January 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
With a low temperature of 29°, today marks Seattle’s ninth straight day with a low at or below freezing.
Yesterday's low temp of 38F in Anchorage set a monthly and seasonal (Dec-Feb) record for the warmest low temperature measured at the International Airport (1952-present). @alaskawx.bsky.social
January 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yesterday's low temp of 38F in Anchorage set a monthly and seasonal (Dec-Feb) record for the warmest low temperature measured at the International Airport (1952-present). @alaskawx.bsky.social
we're rehydrating RFK Jr. we're putting him in an enclosed low temperature humidifying chamber at 85% water vapor density for 36 hours or until his glossy sheen is restored
July 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
we're rehydrating RFK Jr. we're putting him in an enclosed low temperature humidifying chamber at 85% water vapor density for 36 hours or until his glossy sheen is restored
Monday's Inauguration Day is set to be the coldest in 40 years. The high temperature for the day is projected to be around freezing at 23 degrees, while the low for the day may drop to just 10 degrees.
Freezing temperatures are expected during Trump's second inauguration
Monday's Inauguration Day is set to be the coldest in 40 years. The high temperature for the day is projected to be around freezing at 23 degrees, while the low for the day may drop to just 10 degrees...
www.npr.org
January 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Monday's Inauguration Day is set to be the coldest in 40 years. The high temperature for the day is projected to be around freezing at 23 degrees, while the low for the day may drop to just 10 degrees.
temperature hits the low 60s in the first couple hours of fall. we're so close.
September 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
temperature hits the low 60s in the first couple hours of fall. we're so close.
*If* this holds through tonight, 75° would be Denver's hottest low temperature in 143 years (1881).
It'd also be Denver's 2nd-hottest low temperature on record.
Incredible
#COwx
It'd also be Denver's 2nd-hottest low temperature on record.
Incredible
#COwx
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
*If* this holds through tonight, 75° would be Denver's hottest low temperature in 143 years (1881).
It'd also be Denver's 2nd-hottest low temperature on record.
Incredible
#COwx
It'd also be Denver's 2nd-hottest low temperature on record.
Incredible
#COwx
it rains two-thirds of the time, the average *summer* temperature is the low 50s, and they are windy as hell
April 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
it rains two-thirds of the time, the average *summer* temperature is the low 50s, and they are windy as hell
Six months later
I encountered
Record Low Dew Point -15F (-26C)
Air Temperature -22F (-30C)
Wind Chill -49F (-45C)
But the auroras looked warm
#Aurora
#photography #naturephotography #nature #landscapephotography #thewildimages
I encountered
Record Low Dew Point -15F (-26C)
Air Temperature -22F (-30C)
Wind Chill -49F (-45C)
But the auroras looked warm
#Aurora
#photography #naturephotography #nature #landscapephotography #thewildimages
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Six months later
I encountered
Record Low Dew Point -15F (-26C)
Air Temperature -22F (-30C)
Wind Chill -49F (-45C)
But the auroras looked warm
#Aurora
#photography #naturephotography #nature #landscapephotography #thewildimages
I encountered
Record Low Dew Point -15F (-26C)
Air Temperature -22F (-30C)
Wind Chill -49F (-45C)
But the auroras looked warm
#Aurora
#photography #naturephotography #nature #landscapephotography #thewildimages
(1 of 5) JUST IN: January temperature marks a new global milestone.
Arctic sea ice coverage near record low.
bit.ly/3Qd7FdP
#StateOfClimate @climate.noaa.gov
Arctic sea ice coverage near record low.
bit.ly/3Qd7FdP
#StateOfClimate @climate.noaa.gov
February 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
(1 of 5) JUST IN: January temperature marks a new global milestone.
Arctic sea ice coverage near record low.
bit.ly/3Qd7FdP
#StateOfClimate @climate.noaa.gov
Arctic sea ice coverage near record low.
bit.ly/3Qd7FdP
#StateOfClimate @climate.noaa.gov
The low temperature at @toolikfieldstation.bsky.social this morning was -37F. @alaskawx.bsky.social
April 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The low temperature at @toolikfieldstation.bsky.social this morning was -37F. @alaskawx.bsky.social
We have a new paper out in @science.org today, led by Helge Goessling from #AWI:
The recent global temperature surge in 2023 was intensified by a record-low planetary #albedo
👉 doi.org/10.1126/scie... @thomasjung.bsky.social @ecmwf.bsky.social
This is what we found (🧵1/8)
The recent global temperature surge in 2023 was intensified by a record-low planetary #albedo
👉 doi.org/10.1126/scie... @thomasjung.bsky.social @ecmwf.bsky.social
This is what we found (🧵1/8)
Recent global temperature surge intensified by record-low planetary albedo
In 2023, the global mean temperature soared to almost 1.5K above the pre-industrial level, surpassing the previous record by about 0.17K. Previous best-guess estimates of known drivers including anthr...
doi.org
December 5, 2024 at 7:18 PM
We have a new paper out in @science.org today, led by Helge Goessling from #AWI:
The recent global temperature surge in 2023 was intensified by a record-low planetary #albedo
👉 doi.org/10.1126/scie... @thomasjung.bsky.social @ecmwf.bsky.social
This is what we found (🧵1/8)
The recent global temperature surge in 2023 was intensified by a record-low planetary #albedo
👉 doi.org/10.1126/scie... @thomasjung.bsky.social @ecmwf.bsky.social
This is what we found (🧵1/8)