Listen up you smooth brained mouth-breathing MAGAidiot troglodytes, because while I know that facts are about as useful to you as an empty bottle of Lubriderm in your mommy’s basement,
March 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Listen up you smooth brained mouth-breathing MAGAidiot troglodytes, because while I know that facts are about as useful to you as an empty bottle of Lubriderm in your mommy’s basement,
October 3, 2026 at 11:01 AM
lubriderm on my cock since before i had pubes tbh
May 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
lubriderm on my cock since before i had pubes tbh
I have a *very* simple solution for them
August 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have a *very* simple solution for them
I don't post sexual jokes on here so when I complain about pumping something for what seemed like hours before anything happened, you can be sure I'm talking about a new bottle of Lubriderm
July 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I don't post sexual jokes on here so when I complain about pumping something for what seemed like hours before anything happened, you can be sure I'm talking about a new bottle of Lubriderm
“…empty bottle of Lubriderm in your mommy’s basement” is so Jersey, I can’t even.
March 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“…empty bottle of Lubriderm in your mommy’s basement” is so Jersey, I can’t even.
We’ve hit the point in winter where I’d like to be dipped in a vat of Lubriderm.
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We’ve hit the point in winter where I’d like to be dipped in a vat of Lubriderm.
Buy a Tesla to fetch Lubriderm and more socks
May 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Buy a Tesla to fetch Lubriderm and more socks
June 29, 2026 at 2:41 AM
we don’t talk about how lazy of a brand name Lubriderm is.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
we don’t talk about how lazy of a brand name Lubriderm is.
If you keep barbecue sauce in the same drawer as your lubriderm and your French ticklers…. You might be a Armie Hammer
May 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If you keep barbecue sauce in the same drawer as your lubriderm and your French ticklers…. You might be a Armie Hammer
ok so apparently it was just that it wasnt ready for moisturizer.
lubriderm is now 100% balls approved
lubriderm is now 100% balls approved
surely itd be fine
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
ok so apparently it was just that it wasnt ready for moisturizer.
lubriderm is now 100% balls approved
lubriderm is now 100% balls approved
rip cameron goose davy jones gregory jefferson smith griffin lubriderm cerave cullen equate solshine robertson, you will be missed @megumiverse.bsky.social
October 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
rip cameron goose davy jones gregory jefferson smith griffin lubriderm cerave cullen equate solshine robertson, you will be missed @megumiverse.bsky.social
the delightful vignettes one finds in the woods. clothes hanging from a branch….a bottle of lubriderm on the ground..moldering National Geographics…..
January 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the delightful vignettes one finds in the woods. clothes hanging from a branch….a bottle of lubriderm on the ground..moldering National Geographics…..
strolling through the store, a box of cereal in one hand and a giant bottle of Lubriderm in the other, feeling like the world's most awkward pervert
August 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
strolling through the store, a box of cereal in one hand and a giant bottle of Lubriderm in the other, feeling like the world's most awkward pervert
no everyone is staying young longer now because of Big Lubriderm and finasteride
I’d like to dispute the basis of this kind of meme: it isn’t that there are no longer 30 year olds who look like this, they just aren’t permitted to be on tv or in movies anymore
May 23, 2024 at 12:15 AM
no everyone is staying young longer now because of Big Lubriderm and finasteride
went to go moisturize my tat, and uh,,,…,.,,…..,,, WOULD 🥵🥵
September 7, 2023 at 11:05 PM
went to go moisturize my tat, and uh,,,…,.,,…..,,, WOULD 🥵🥵
Now I’m imagining a man in my old house self abusing with my fancy hand cream like it’s fuckin lubriderm and experiencing a lot of rage
January 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Now I’m imagining a man in my old house self abusing with my fancy hand cream like it’s fuckin lubriderm and experiencing a lot of rage
Me reading a great thread off my own post
a kermit the frog is standing next to a bottle of milk
Alt: a kermit the frog is standing next to a bottle of lubriderm
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me reading a great thread off my own post
Taking a sip of my lubriderm daily moisturizer just to prove to myself that I'm still quirky
June 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Taking a sip of my lubriderm daily moisturizer just to prove to myself that I'm still quirky
case study: when I was hired to do brand marketing for Lubriderm, I had them put NEW POTATO-FREE FORMULA on the packaging.
Our focus groups asked “were there potatoes in lotion before??” and “is something wrong with potatoes???”
perfect. If they’re confused, they’re thinking about your brand
Our focus groups asked “were there potatoes in lotion before??” and “is something wrong with potatoes???”
perfect. If they’re confused, they’re thinking about your brand
March 29, 2026 at 11:40 AM
case study: when I was hired to do brand marketing for Lubriderm, I had them put NEW POTATO-FREE FORMULA on the packaging.
Our focus groups asked “were there potatoes in lotion before??” and “is something wrong with potatoes???”
perfect. If they’re confused, they’re thinking about your brand
Our focus groups asked “were there potatoes in lotion before??” and “is something wrong with potatoes???”
perfect. If they’re confused, they’re thinking about your brand
Please do not the lubriderm
June 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Please do not the lubriderm