Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 22,1945
May 22,1945
May 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 22,1945
May 22,1945
Water bottle status: LUNK
May 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Water bottle status: LUNK
June 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me Lunk-pah
November 29, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Me Lunk-pah
As president my first act will be eliminating the Lunk Alarm
Those would be good, but the Chungus administration should also nationalize some truly random things. Throw a dart at a map, hit a Planet Fitness, and nationalize gyms.
February 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
As president my first act will be eliminating the Lunk Alarm
Calling lunch "lunk" because i've only ever seen it in print
September 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Calling lunch "lunk" because i've only ever seen it in print
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
lie? fined. fail to ring lunk alarm at clear lie? fined. leave your weights on the bar after your set? fined.
September 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
lie? fined. fail to ring lunk alarm at clear lie? fined. leave your weights on the bar after your set? fined.
Breath of the Lunk
September 18, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Breath of the Lunk
One day closer to full lunk status
August 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
One day closer to full lunk status
Vermont! You want to bring this gigantic lunk of a lovebug home with you!
I have just been the victim of an overwhelming himbo attack.
July 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Vermont! You want to bring this gigantic lunk of a lovebug home with you!
more like Cooper Lunk
September 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
more like Cooper Lunk
Sammy — now triggering every lunk alert in the state.
Gosh… when you have to extend the canvas just to fit him now 🫠
Gosh… when you have to extend the canvas just to fit him now 🫠
March 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Sammy — now triggering every lunk alert in the state.
Gosh… when you have to extend the canvas just to fit him now 🫠
Gosh… when you have to extend the canvas just to fit him now 🫠
Set off the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness and everyone had to evacuate the building
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Set off the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness and everyone had to evacuate the building
More like GoonTA 6, am I right chat?
May 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
More like GoonTA 6, am I right chat?
proposal: we allow network TV to survive but only under federal regulations that require them to trigger a Planet Fitness "lunk" alarm any time somebody lies in an interview. the enforcement ladder for this begins at fines but ends in asset forfeiture
September 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
proposal: we allow network TV to survive but only under federal regulations that require them to trigger a Planet Fitness "lunk" alarm any time somebody lies in an interview. the enforcement ladder for this begins at fines but ends in asset forfeiture
Stinky lunk starting the week off strong 💪🐷
October 29, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Stinky lunk starting the week off strong 💪🐷
unfortunately none of the friday the 13ths are the best slasher movies. on the other hand, pretty much every single one of them has a warm, lunk-headed charm.
June 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
unfortunately none of the friday the 13ths are the best slasher movies. on the other hand, pretty much every single one of them has a warm, lunk-headed charm.
little potato fc friends #lunk-arts
September 29, 2026 at 2:42 PM
little potato fc friends #lunk-arts
guy at the gym doing what can only be described as highly sexual moaning on each chest press…whence the lunk alarm
July 29, 2026 at 12:04 PM
guy at the gym doing what can only be described as highly sexual moaning on each chest press…whence the lunk alarm
Just a bit of Zel for Shortstack Saturday, giving Lunk his reward.
April 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Just a bit of Zel for Shortstack Saturday, giving Lunk his reward.
*Big dumb lunk energy* 🩵
February 23, 2024 at 9:41 PM
*Big dumb lunk energy* 🩵