unreal engine: I CAN HANDLE RENDERING SIXTILLION TRIANGLES AT ONCE
me: can u handle renaming this file
unreal engine:
unreal engine: 😃🔫
me: can u handle renaming this file
unreal engine:
unreal engine: 😃🔫
September 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
unreal engine: I CAN HANDLE RENDERING SIXTILLION TRIANGLES AT ONCE
me: can u handle renaming this file
unreal engine:
unreal engine: 😃🔫
me: can u handle renaming this file
unreal engine:
unreal engine: 😃🔫
Still completely surreal to me that Google chose to light its search engine on fire
January 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Still completely surreal to me that Google chose to light its search engine on fire
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
September 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
Me: Hey... I LIKE this unconventional little beep boop song!
Music Recommendation Engine: How about this one
Me: Yeah I like this one too!
Music Recommendation Engine: I diagnose you with autism
Music Recommendation Engine: How about this one
Me: Yeah I like this one too!
Music Recommendation Engine: I diagnose you with autism
February 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Me: Hey... I LIKE this unconventional little beep boop song!
Music Recommendation Engine: How about this one
Me: Yeah I like this one too!
Music Recommendation Engine: I diagnose you with autism
Music Recommendation Engine: How about this one
Me: Yeah I like this one too!
Music Recommendation Engine: I diagnose you with autism
Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching.
Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
April 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching.
Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
Me when I'm playing an RE engine game and I see the big fuzzy dice from Ethan's bedroom
September 22, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Me when I'm playing an RE engine game and I see the big fuzzy dice from Ethan's bedroom
Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
According to our guide "it's normal for the steam engine to scream when it's working"
You and me both, steam engine.
You and me both, steam engine.
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
According to our guide "it's normal for the steam engine to scream when it's working"
You and me both, steam engine.
You and me both, steam engine.
me: you’re telling me this engine is made out of vegetable juice ?
car salesman: what
car salesman: what
June 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
me: you’re telling me this engine is made out of vegetable juice ?
car salesman: what
car salesman: what
me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
me in unreal engine
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
me in unreal engine
hey, it's me, it's tim sweeney
ask me anytim
i know about unreal engine
i'll do epic games
ask me anytim
i know about unreal engine
i'll do epic games
September 18, 2026 at 8:59 AM
hey, it's me, it's tim sweeney
ask me anytim
i know about unreal engine
i'll do epic games
ask me anytim
i know about unreal engine
i'll do epic games
How is this game even real? It mystifies me they're doing this in the Doom engine.
May 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
How is this game even real? It mystifies me they're doing this in the Doom engine.
52. five cylinder engine running with no head me too five cylinder engine, me too...
September 21, 2024 at 1:10 PM
52. five cylinder engine running with no head me too five cylinder engine, me too...
custom engine: 2-3 months
actual game: 4 years
someone please help me balance this my custom engine is killing my studio
actual game: 4 years
someone please help me balance this my custom engine is killing my studio
March 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
custom engine: 2-3 months
actual game: 4 years
someone please help me balance this my custom engine is killing my studio
actual game: 4 years
someone please help me balance this my custom engine is killing my studio
sources are telling me engine
September 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
sources are telling me engine
Every truck I see reminds me of this.
May 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Every truck I see reminds me of this.
me: I want you inside me
Ms Frizzle (revving engine): say no more
Arnold: 😱
Ms Frizzle (revving engine): say no more
Arnold: 😱
February 25, 2024 at 5:52 PM
me: I want you inside me
Ms Frizzle (revving engine): say no more
Arnold: 😱
Ms Frizzle (revving engine): say no more
Arnold: 😱
Let me just say. The fact that there was an engine missing and they kept the plane level till the end is a testament to their skill. They fought till the very end. Tragic
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Let me just say. The fact that there was an engine missing and they kept the plane level till the end is a testament to their skill. They fought till the very end. Tragic
This gives me "System Shock 2 on the Goldeneye engine" vibes
Derelikt is a love letter to the scary space corridors of the year 2000.
www.jank.cool/derelikt-is-...
www.jank.cool/derelikt-is-...
September 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This gives me "System Shock 2 on the Goldeneye engine" vibes
It's over, for I have depicted you as the average PC Engine player and me as the average Game Boy player
April 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's over, for I have depicted you as the average PC Engine player and me as the average Game Boy player
you: why'd it take so long to remake your website
me: needed a physics engine for my text
you: ???
me:
me: needed a physics engine for my text
you: ???
me:
December 2, 2024 at 5:46 PM
you: why'd it take so long to remake your website
me: needed a physics engine for my text
you: ???
me:
me: needed a physics engine for my text
you: ???
me:
cleaning this up today wish me luck
(🚫elitist programmers dni🚫)
(🚫elitist programmers dni🚫)
April 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
cleaning this up today wish me luck
(🚫elitist programmers dni🚫)
(🚫elitist programmers dni🚫)
Me: Why am I always broke?
Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.
Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.
April 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Me: Why am I always broke?
Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.
Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.