#machiney
Weanie Beanie Machiney
You’re Killing me Squalls
Zaphod Snowblebrox
December 12, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Outraged that "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow anti leaf machiney" did not make the shortlist
🚨NEW & EXCLUSIVE

Using our country's Freedom of Information laws for their intended purpose, I have uncovered the 50 names Network Rail shortlisted for their leaf-busting train before putting it to a public vote🧵
October 28, 2024 at 8:41 PM
"Weanie Beanie Machiney" needs it's chance to shine
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sod it, time for an emotional support ekranoplan.
September 23, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Teeny weeny thrashy machiney
November 16, 2024 at 8:19 AM
There's also this one.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
All excellent! Some more of my favourites...

Apocalypse Plow
Meryl Sweep
Basil Salty
Spreddie Izzard
Lord Coldemort
Robert Ploughney Jnr
Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney
November 21, 2024 at 11:47 AM
#ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow AI Slop Machiney
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Itsy bitsy
Teenie weenie
Bullshit spewing
Rish machiney 😂
September 21, 2023 at 3:45 PM
April 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There's even more to the story than a gritsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow anti-slip machiney.
🧵SALT🧵
It's been snowing in the UK and the road gritters are out in force, begging the question:
Have you ever wondered where that grit actually COMES from?
The answer is more magical, beautiful and fascinating than you probably realised.
1/14
November 20, 2024 at 6:21 AM
May 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie simple finite state machiney.
October 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Let Weenie Beanie Machiney live!!!! @arlingtondes.bsky.social we needs it!!!!
"Weanie Beanie Machiney" needs it's chance to shine
January 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
🖖🏽
April 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Something rubbery, fuck machiney, poppery, venusy, gas masky will be coming sunday, promise 🤣
June 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
HOLLERING 😆
August 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Nothing like Itsy Betsy Teenie weenie yellow anti slice machiney
May 26, 2024 at 8:29 AM
And Democrats said, over & over, in 2024, tariffs are inflationary and they're gonna open concentration camps. And the mainstream media yawned & talked instead about Kamala not appearing in enough interviews or something. 🤦🏼‍♂️ And the RW propaganda machiney said Kamala's gonna transition your kids. 🤦🏼‍♂️
February 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Teeny weeny murder machiney.
January 5, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Bit of an update on "how stuck is it really?"

Judging by the tug they've sent, they're either pretty confident it'll come off easily or somebody has confused metric and imperial units again.
May 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Steamy weenie beanie machiney
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nyt on hajonnut autox2, pesukone ja uunin lasi. Oisko nää ne kolme vai seuraavaksi kylmälaitteet? Muuta isompaa taloudessa olekaan.
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a quote that says like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing .
ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a quote that says like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Doncaster council named one of theirs 'Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney'.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM