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arcua.bsky.social
"I'm buying up togepi. Trading Pikachu futures. Optimizing gyrados flow. Whats the market like for pidgey. Majikarp is straight memecoin."
October 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
nonbinarycat.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/92798861
#KamuroShippingWeek Day 5
Prompt: Match/Cabaret

While waiting for Kiryu to show up at Club Shine, Goromi has a surprise encounter with Nishiki.

#rgg #majikarp #nishiki #majima
An Unexpected Rematch - nonbinarycat - 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
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September 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
raokurai.bsky.social
Poor majikarp, never getting any respect

#zmd #pmd #pokemon
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
8ravenphoenix8.bsky.social
It's now a perfect square of nine :)
A screenshot of a folder on my phone titled "Pokémon", with the newly added app "Pokémon TCGP". There are 8 other apps, Pokémon Unite, Pokémon Home, Pokémon Café Remix, Pokémon Masters EX, Pokémon Sleep, Pokémon TCG Live, Pokémon GO, and Majikarp Jump.
October 30, 2024 at 3:49 PM
gameconcept.bsky.social
Majikarp Jump me quebrou
December 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
msmarquise.bsky.social
A smutty #kazumajikarp #kazumaji #nishikiryu #majikarp #rggfic, Come What May, that I wrote and Crane supplied fanart for!! We made this for a zine in a discord server we used to be part of. We're quite proud of it!

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/35640922
Come What May by CraneCulture, Marquise (MsMarquise) Fandoms:龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games) Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply Multi Complete Work 11 Dec 2021 Tags No Archive Warnings Apply, Kiryu Kazuma/Nishikiyama Akira, Kazumi/Nishikiyama Akira, Kiryu Kazuma/Majima Goro, Kazumi/Majima Goro, Kazumi/Goromi, Majima Goro/Nishikiyama Akira, Kiryu Kazuma/Majima Goro/Nishikiyama Akira, Kazumi/Goromi/Nishikiyama Akira, Goromi/Nishikiyama Akira, Kiryu Kazuma, Majima Goro, Nishikiyama Akira, Kazumi (Yakuza), Goromi (Yakuza), First Dates, Fluff, Roleplay, Burlesque, Genderfluid Character, Established Relationship, Threesome, Makeouts, Blow Jobs, Praise Kink, Lingerie, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Double Penetration, Double Penetration in One Hole, Come Eating, A whole lotta lube Summary Nishikiyama meets a lovely woman named Kazumi at Earth Angel. He invites her to a night out to Sotenbori where they come across a mutual acquaintance and discover more about them. Language: English Words: 5,276 Chapters: 3/3 Comments: 6 Kudos: 60 Bookmarks: 4 Hits: 956
October 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
thatsmolldragon.bsky.social
I finished this piece for a customer a few months ago now and is one of my most favourite pieces I've completed to this day ! Can you spot all the pokemon?...

#pokemon #mew #majikarp #poke #digitalillustration #kyogre #legendary #coral #digitalart #art
November 7, 2024 at 2:43 AM
angeloslh.bsky.social
Oh I found it lol, it wasnt mewthree, it was worse
Raise 3 majikarps to level 100, do not let them evolve and get rid of their tackle at the move delters house. Go to the league until they are level 100 then go one more time. Lance will say im sick of you and your majikarps and will give you tm 89, which is called frezebeamer (only majikarp level 100 will learn it) and a pokemon which is no 300 called Ekaf. Frezebeamer will automatically freeze the opponent (if in battle with a trainer it will kill them automatically) and if fighting wild pokemon all balls used to catch the opponent will be like masterballs. Ekaf if breeded with a ditto will give you eggs of espeon, umbreon, the three legendary dogs, the ledgendary birds, mewtwo, mew or celebii. It is random though,so get lots of eggs.
September 1, 2024 at 2:41 PM
angeloslh.bsky.social
This reminds me of back in the oldternet where I submitted a cheat to a pokemon hints website saying you could get 'mewthree' by levelling a majikarp up to lv 99 and evolving it in a certain spot on the map, and it ended up being printed in a '1000 cheats' book that came free with a magazine
iucounu.bsky.social iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · Aug 31
I am delighted to report that a shitpost I wrote a year or so ago in response to the question 'who was the first person to boil an egg?' is now being repeated by AI-penned spam pages
Do you know when soft boiled eggs came out? Starting from the famous joke " who came first, the egg or the chicken?" , interestingly, we know the answer to that question because the hard-boiled egg is a surprisingly recent phenomenon. Although many of the classic styles of egg preparation, scrambled, poached, fried and so on, have been well known since time immemorial, it wasn't until 1974 that a hard-boiled egg appeared. The discoverer of this technique, Marvin Boyle-d'Eigg, was heating a pan of salt water for his own amusement, when a chicken egg he was holding in his beard fell and sank into the boiling liquid. It took a few minutes to retrieve the egg and the rest is history. Boyle-d'Eigg immediately took steps to register the eponymous patent for his new process, but it is not known whether he ultimately succeeded. Leaving behind this unique history, it is time to talk about how long to boil soft-boiled eggs, as we know them since we were children and our grandmothers used to prepare them for us. See how long the soft-boiled eggs take Who was the person who invented the boiled egg? The discoverer of this technique, the eponymous Marvin Boyle-d’Eigg, was boiling a pan of salted water for his own amusement when a hen’s egg he had secreted in his beard shook loose and became immersed in the boiling liquid. It took several minutes to retrieve the egg, and the rest is history.
September 1, 2024 at 2:30 PM
cozybearhugs.bsky.social
Wonder if any democratic politicians said anything of use about it? Lately they give strong majikarp vibes
a red fish with a white tail is swimming in the water
ALT: a red fish with a white tail is swimming in the water
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June 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
apples4ryuk.bsky.social
MaNishiki…….. ☺️

I forget everyone calls the ship majikarp which is hilarious but manishiki sounds cuter lol
January 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
clirkus.bsky.social
if u see this quote with a gif of the pokemon that runs your account

*𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱*
September 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
lu-cider.bsky.social
POSTING HERE CAUSE TUMBLR FLAGGED MY POST AND XWITTER SUCKS RAAAHHH‼️‼️

#yakuza #rgg #fanart #manishiki #majikarp #majimagoro #nishikiyamaakira
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
wiprogress.bsky.social
wagh
My smeargle character Kanpe, showing off shapeshifting abilities while in black, grey and blue rubbery attire. In one picture they turn into a muscular Pokemon with four arms called Machamp. In another, they turn into a pink floating creature called a Mew. In a third, they turn into the singing balloon pokemon jigglypuff. In a fourth, they turn into an annoyed looking red fish majikarp, and in the final picture they turn into a Pikachu, using its mouth to charge a phone.
February 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
meadowdays.bsky.social
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Text above a screenshot of majikarp: Some days, all you can do is just splash around and achieve very little. It still counts.
July 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
haarlow.bsky.social
The blahaj stays on the bed!
Part of an Athena and Kes comic I’m working on.

Do tags work on here?
#trans #transartist #transcomic #oc #horny #athena #kes #hellokitty #bigdaddy #majikarp #blahaj
Athena, a petite woman with pale skin and a sharp brunette bob, is reclining on a bed. She has black lipstick and eye makeup, and is wearing a see-through nightie, revealing floral tattoos on her ribs and hip along with pierced nipples and belly-button. There are numerous plushies on and behind the bed, intertwined with bead lights.
February 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
winterwolffox.bsky.social
Today's Inktober Prompt was Dangerous.
🐠🐟 Beware of the Danger Fish! 🐟🐠
#inktober2023
A "very" scary Majikarp in front of a danger sign ready to slap the heck out of anything that crosses it's path 😆
October 25, 2023 at 6:35 PM
sk0bka.bsky.social
I crocheted a magikarp hat! It was my first time crocheting a hat, but I think it turned out great!

Pattern by Akabekobotan

#art #crochet #handmade #pokemon #Magikarp #ポケモン
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December 30, 2024 at 3:37 AM