I’ve got two small mallets and a xylophone
I've got two plain bagels and an ice cream cone
I’ve got two mares stabled and a new smart phone
November 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I’ve got two small mallets and a xylophone
Mallets are mullets,I am also a poet
November 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Mallets are mullets,I am also a poet
What the hell do you mean the V1 bomb had to be beaten with mallets on the launcher to work? What on earth.
November 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
What the hell do you mean the V1 bomb had to be beaten with mallets on the launcher to work? What on earth.
Apparently 'truth seeker' wouldn't know the truth if it hit him over the head like one of those huge mallets people in old cartoons.
November 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Apparently 'truth seeker' wouldn't know the truth if it hit him over the head like one of those huge mallets people in old cartoons.
thinking of this,
I should get a pair of padded drum mallets for the puffer drums...
or make some with like sewing or paracord or something...
I should get a pair of padded drum mallets for the puffer drums...
or make some with like sewing or paracord or something...
November 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
thinking of this,
I should get a pair of padded drum mallets for the puffer drums...
or make some with like sewing or paracord or something...
I should get a pair of padded drum mallets for the puffer drums...
or make some with like sewing or paracord or something...
assigning atz instruments on nothing but my own adjacency to band kid-ism
- hongjoong > violin
- seonghwa > cello
- yunho > clarinet & alto saxophone
- yeosang > french horn
- san > trumpet
- mingi > trombone
- wooyoung > purcussion (mallets & auxiliary)
- jongho > oboe
- hongjoong > violin
- seonghwa > cello
- yunho > clarinet & alto saxophone
- yeosang > french horn
- san > trumpet
- mingi > trombone
- wooyoung > purcussion (mallets & auxiliary)
- jongho > oboe
thought about cellist seonghwa & my penits exploded
November 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
assigning atz instruments on nothing but my own adjacency to band kid-ism
- hongjoong > violin
- seonghwa > cello
- yunho > clarinet & alto saxophone
- yeosang > french horn
- san > trumpet
- mingi > trombone
- wooyoung > purcussion (mallets & auxiliary)
- jongho > oboe
- hongjoong > violin
- seonghwa > cello
- yunho > clarinet & alto saxophone
- yeosang > french horn
- san > trumpet
- mingi > trombone
- wooyoung > purcussion (mallets & auxiliary)
- jongho > oboe
No weneedto deliver the wooden stakes and mallets ourselves! 🤣😂🤣🍿🍿🍿
November 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
No weneedto deliver the wooden stakes and mallets ourselves! 🤣😂🤣🍿🍿🍿
It's so funny, they were using wooden mallets. They were tenderising that shit
November 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
It's so funny, they were using wooden mallets. They were tenderising that shit
Araújo out there using CP players like croquet mallets to move the ball around.
November 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Araújo out there using CP players like croquet mallets to move the ball around.
Thank you! This was from their final local performance Friday evening and it was FREEZING! How they were able to play with double mallets, I’ll never know. 🥶
November 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Thank you! This was from their final local performance Friday evening and it was FREEZING! How they were able to play with double mallets, I’ll never know. 🥶
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, I got an idea. Let’s start mailing garlic to the White House!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
And maybe crosses and mallets!!
Oh, I got an idea. Let’s start mailing garlic to the White House!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
And maybe crosses and mallets!!
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This is chef's kiss...
November 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, I got an idea. Let’s start mailing garlic to the White House!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
And maybe crosses and mallets!!
Oh, I got an idea. Let’s start mailing garlic to the White House!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
And maybe crosses and mallets!!
Is that the game with the mallets and the balls and the arches?
November 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Is that the game with the mallets and the balls and the arches?
🔎how to give myself head trauma
🔎self inflicted head trauma lifehacks
🔎large mallets
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🔎best mallets to bash my own brains in reddit
🔎bunnings
🔎self inflicted head trauma lifehacks
🔎large mallets
🔎large mallets i can hit myself in the head with
🔎best mallets to bash my own brains in reddit
🔎bunnings
November 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
🔎how to give myself head trauma
🔎self inflicted head trauma lifehacks
🔎large mallets
🔎large mallets i can hit myself in the head with
🔎best mallets to bash my own brains in reddit
🔎bunnings
🔎self inflicted head trauma lifehacks
🔎large mallets
🔎large mallets i can hit myself in the head with
🔎best mallets to bash my own brains in reddit
🔎bunnings
Mr.Power 32 Notes Glockenspiel Bell Kit with 8'' Practice Pad, Adjustable Height Stand, Music Sheet Clip, Glockenspiel Mallets, Drumsticks, and Carrying Bag #Glockenspiel #MusicSheetClip #Mallets
Mr.Power 32 Notes Glockenspiel Bell Kit with 8'' Practice Pad, Adjustable Height Stand, Music Sheet Clip, Glockenspiel Mallets, Drumsticks, and Carrying Bag
www.amazon.com
November 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Mr.Power 32 Notes Glockenspiel Bell Kit with 8'' Practice Pad, Adjustable Height Stand, Music Sheet Clip, Glockenspiel Mallets, Drumsticks, and Carrying Bag #Glockenspiel #MusicSheetClip #Mallets
Where she puts her "why I oughta" guns and large mallets. Lol
November 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Where she puts her "why I oughta" guns and large mallets. Lol
anyone got a lead on a good sampled drum kit played with felt mallets? preferably dry/tight, as i like to control the ambience. feeling kinda moe tuckeresque this morning
November 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
anyone got a lead on a good sampled drum kit played with felt mallets? preferably dry/tight, as i like to control the ambience. feeling kinda moe tuckeresque this morning
Steel Tongue Drum 13 Notes 12 Inches Steel Drum with Drum Bag Music Book Drum Mallets Mallet Holder Finger Picks and Stickers Tongue Drum for Yoga Meditation Prenatal Music Education #Meditation #PrenatalMusicEducation #MalletHolder #DrumBag
Steel Tongue Drum 13 Notes 12 Inches Steel Drum with Drum Bag Music Book Drum Mallets Mallet Holder Finger Picks and Stickers Tongue Drum for Yoga Meditation Prenatal Music Education
www.amazon.com
November 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Steel Tongue Drum 13 Notes 12 Inches Steel Drum with Drum Bag Music Book Drum Mallets Mallet Holder Finger Picks and Stickers Tongue Drum for Yoga Meditation Prenatal Music Education #Meditation #PrenatalMusicEducation #MalletHolder #DrumBag
November 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hearth & Harvest: cozy acoustic music for farming sims, cafés and life-sims.
Ten seamless loops and six stingers for a day on the farm, from first light to the harvest fair, played on piano, guitar, violin and mallets.
audio.gonglogic.com
#GameDev #IndieDev #GameAudio
Ten seamless loops and six stingers for a day on the farm, from first light to the harvest fair, played on piano, guitar, violin and mallets.
audio.gonglogic.com
#GameDev #IndieDev #GameAudio
November 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Hearth & Harvest: cozy acoustic music for farming sims, cafés and life-sims.
Ten seamless loops and six stingers for a day on the farm, from first light to the harvest fair, played on piano, guitar, violin and mallets.
audio.gonglogic.com
#GameDev #IndieDev #GameAudio
Ten seamless loops and six stingers for a day on the farm, from first light to the harvest fair, played on piano, guitar, violin and mallets.
audio.gonglogic.com
#GameDev #IndieDev #GameAudio
Yes indeed they are. (Epic mallets are interesting, good value for money and easy to buy in the UK.)
November 6, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Yes indeed they are. (Epic mallets are interesting, good value for money and easy to buy in the UK.)
I hate hubris... and big mallets
November 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I hate hubris... and big mallets