Malört early, Malört often
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Malört early, Malört often
NOT FUCKING TONIGHT
November 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
NOT FUCKING TONIGHT
My husband left the house "for ten minutes" to do a celebratory shot of Malört a half hour ago
November 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
My husband left the house "for ten minutes" to do a celebratory shot of Malört a half hour ago
Remember to vote NO on the Malört detection system today, we do not need people learning how to get their hands on Malört
November 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Remember to vote NO on the Malört detection system today, we do not need people learning how to get their hands on Malört
I guess our house is the Malört celebration house now
November 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess our house is the Malört celebration house now
PAUSING FURTHER MALORT UNTIL THE WEEKEND
November 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
PAUSING FURTHER MALORT UNTIL THE WEEKEND
And we’re back.
November 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
And we’re back.
Pro tip:
1. Shot of Malört
2. Vote
3. Another shot of Malört
If you're near Nisei and vote in the evening, you know where to get your Malört. I'll be voting in Beverly in the morning so I have to dip into my personal stash.
1. Shot of Malört
2. Vote
3. Another shot of Malört
If you're near Nisei and vote in the evening, you know where to get your Malört. I'll be voting in Beverly in the morning so I have to dip into my personal stash.
We (temporarily) interrupt our (wildly premature) Malortmas Celebrations at Nisei Lounge with this important November reminder from our Graphix Shoppe….
November 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Pro tip:
1. Shot of Malört
2. Vote
3. Another shot of Malört
If you're near Nisei and vote in the evening, you know where to get your Malört. I'll be voting in Beverly in the morning so I have to dip into my personal stash.
1. Shot of Malört
2. Vote
3. Another shot of Malört
If you're near Nisei and vote in the evening, you know where to get your Malört. I'll be voting in Beverly in the morning so I have to dip into my personal stash.
Drop some DRINKS 🍺🍷🍸🍹🥂🖤
November 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Drop some DRINKS 🍺🍷🍸🍹🥂🖤
HEY, that’s not vodka…
November 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
HEY, that’s not vodka…
One of the best birthday parties I ever went to had a Malort fountain and a hot dog vendor
I wrote this about my birthday but this also works for any election results parties www.weareravenous.com/your-party-s...
November 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
One of the best birthday parties I ever went to had a Malort fountain and a hot dog vendor
Y'all? That Hinojosa news clinched it for me. I broke out the celebratory Malört.
November 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Y'all? That Hinojosa news clinched it for me. I broke out the celebratory Malört.
Democracy + Malört = Successful Election Night coverage in Chicago
November 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Democracy + Malört = Successful Election Night coverage in Chicago
Malört/Rumpleminz 2026
prozac/xanax 2026
November 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Malört/Rumpleminz 2026
took a shot of malört and now im shitting my pants on my friend's white couch
October 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
took a shot of malört and now im shitting my pants on my friend's white couch
CELEBRATE ORY MALORT SHOT is happened
November 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
CELEBRATE ORY MALORT SHOT is happened
I voted. Where’s my sticker and shot of Malört??
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I voted. Where’s my sticker and shot of Malört??
I'm somewhat disturbed to say this but I think the cicada genuinely cut some of the edge off the malort
November 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I'm somewhat disturbed to say this but I think the cicada genuinely cut some of the edge off the malort
i want another shot of malört… 😔
November 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
i want another shot of malört… 😔
someone just walked into here with a Malört bottle hat and a Malört ugly sweater and it's a freaking Halloween miracle
October 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
someone just walked into here with a Malört bottle hat and a Malört ugly sweater and it's a freaking Halloween miracle