Malteasers taste better out of a box than a packet.
January 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Malteasers taste better out of a box than a packet.
Feed me malteasers as I recover from hernia surgery 😂
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Feed me malteasers as I recover from hernia surgery 😂
*points to menu*
“Excuse me I think there's a typo, it says Deaf by Chocolate”
*waiter removes Malteasers from his ears*
“Sorry what was that?”
“Excuse me I think there's a typo, it says Deaf by Chocolate”
*waiter removes Malteasers from his ears*
“Sorry what was that?”
February 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
*points to menu*
“Excuse me I think there's a typo, it says Deaf by Chocolate”
*waiter removes Malteasers from his ears*
“Sorry what was that?”
“Excuse me I think there's a typo, it says Deaf by Chocolate”
*waiter removes Malteasers from his ears*
“Sorry what was that?”
Did you know that Malta's primary export is Malteasers? I didn't either, and that's because it's not true
September 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Did you know that Malta's primary export is Malteasers? I didn't either, and that's because it's not true
Emotional support Malteasers™️
September 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Emotional support Malteasers™️
Hashtag girl dinner
March 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hashtag girl dinner
"Outranked by a bag of Malteasers."
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"Outranked by a bag of Malteasers."
When my partner asked what i had for breakfast today...
...i said Malteasers.
I need to sort my act out.
...i said Malteasers.
I need to sort my act out.
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
When my partner asked what i had for breakfast today...
...i said Malteasers.
I need to sort my act out.
...i said Malteasers.
I need to sort my act out.
andy I'm full of weed and malteasers and riding the high of spain winning. I don't give a RIP right now
July 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
andy I'm full of weed and malteasers and riding the high of spain winning. I don't give a RIP right now
My Cookie just waiting for me to go get the Malteasers 😬
IYKYK
IYKYK
September 28, 2026 at 3:27 PM
My Cookie just waiting for me to go get the Malteasers 😬
IYKYK
IYKYK
Seems I will be spending the day simultaneously hugging my knees, and trying to fold myself into a pretzel.
Please throw malteasers, chocolate buttons, and biscoff. And tissues. And be nice. Ta. 😭
Please throw malteasers, chocolate buttons, and biscoff. And tissues. And be nice. Ta. 😭
September 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Seems I will be spending the day simultaneously hugging my knees, and trying to fold myself into a pretzel.
Please throw malteasers, chocolate buttons, and biscoff. And tissues. And be nice. Ta. 😭
Please throw malteasers, chocolate buttons, and biscoff. And tissues. And be nice. Ta. 😭
Sulking because he's not allowed to eat Malteasers
April 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Sulking because he's not allowed to eat Malteasers
I need to just stay away. Accept I am powerless over Malteasers Reindeers.
November 30, 2024 at 9:53 AM
I need to just stay away. Accept I am powerless over Malteasers Reindeers.
Aero Peppermint Mocha + Bag of Malteasers 😊
February 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Aero Peppermint Mocha + Bag of Malteasers 😊
After mass today a chocolate reindeer was thrust into my hand: "We can't keep them beyond Candlemas, pet, that wouldn't be right."
We are liturgically sound in all aspects of church life at St Peter's 🤣
#TinyJoys
We are liturgically sound in all aspects of church life at St Peter's 🤣
#TinyJoys
February 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
After mass today a chocolate reindeer was thrust into my hand: "We can't keep them beyond Candlemas, pet, that wouldn't be right."
We are liturgically sound in all aspects of church life at St Peter's 🤣
#TinyJoys
We are liturgically sound in all aspects of church life at St Peter's 🤣
#TinyJoys
I ate a whole medium bag of Malteasers this evening. They were delicious.
May 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I ate a whole medium bag of Malteasers this evening. They were delicious.
The Malteasers Reindeer advent calendar is all Teaser. There is no Malt. Furious.
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Malteasers Reindeer advent calendar is all Teaser. There is no Malt. Furious.
Randomly remembered this old Malteasers add
And immediately though of M&M doing this when Millie has a large baby bump
And immediately though of M&M doing this when Millie has a large baby bump
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Randomly remembered this old Malteasers add
And immediately though of M&M doing this when Millie has a large baby bump
And immediately though of M&M doing this when Millie has a large baby bump
Forcing myself to watch the Cats movie as punishment for eating a bag of Malteasers whilst on a cutting diet .. 😬
June 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Forcing myself to watch the Cats movie as punishment for eating a bag of Malteasers whilst on a cutting diet .. 😬
Love this! Malteasers are the best! People here don't understand my addiction to this treat. Whoppers maltballs tear the roof of your mouth, but malteasers...just melty goodness.
July 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Love this! Malteasers are the best! People here don't understand my addiction to this treat. Whoppers maltballs tear the roof of your mouth, but malteasers...just melty goodness.
February 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ok, sad ate a back of salted pistachios and a grab back of Malteasers and looking on to Friday
April 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Ok, sad ate a back of salted pistachios and a grab back of Malteasers and looking on to Friday