"I am the best margarine.
Everybody tells me I am the best margarine.
Nobody is better margarine than me."
Everybody tells me I am the best margarine.
Nobody is better margarine than me."
September 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
"I am the best margarine.
Everybody tells me I am the best margarine.
Nobody is better margarine than me."
Everybody tells me I am the best margarine.
Nobody is better margarine than me."
a story about milkmen and margarine.
February 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a story about milkmen and margarine.
Comm for margarine fur!
May 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Comm for margarine fur!
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
July 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
"Margarine"
My part of a trade with the MESMERIZING https://x.com/DeumosDMX
His OC Margarine dressed as Gaz XDD
Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
My part of a trade with the MESMERIZING https://x.com/DeumosDMX
His OC Margarine dressed as Gaz XDD
Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
March 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"Margarine"
My part of a trade with the MESMERIZING https://x.com/DeumosDMX
His OC Margarine dressed as Gaz XDD
Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
My part of a trade with the MESMERIZING https://x.com/DeumosDMX
His OC Margarine dressed as Gaz XDD
Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
when a bunny made of margarine meets a bunny made of butter...
April 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
when a bunny made of margarine meets a bunny made of butter...
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Chefs are very smart...
They use butter in everything, so there's no margarine for error.
They use butter in everything, so there's no margarine for error.
May 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Chefs are very smart...
They use butter in everything, so there's no margarine for error.
They use butter in everything, so there's no margarine for error.
a young Margarine visits her aunts farm
May 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
a young Margarine visits her aunts farm
"I'm nothing like my mother" I say to myself as I save empty margarine and Cool Whip containers just in case, you never know.
September 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"I'm nothing like my mother" I say to myself as I save empty margarine and Cool Whip containers just in case, you never know.
margarine of error +/- 3% pts
Doing non-political qual gives a helpful frame of reference for just how checked out swing voters are. I'm asking people about butter and they are delivering doctoral dissertations.
June 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
margarine of error +/- 3% pts
Oh no. Someone alert RFK Jr.
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh no. Someone alert RFK Jr.
Q. Why did the bread break up with the margarine?
A. It found someone butter.
A. It found someone butter.
February 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Q. Why did the bread break up with the margarine?
A. It found someone butter.
A. It found someone butter.
Culõrs
Also her name is margarine
Also her name is margarine
March 29, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Culõrs
Also her name is margarine
Also her name is margarine
Squeeze margarine.
September 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Squeeze margarine.
Parkay Fun Squeeze (2001-2003): Neon-colored, semi-viscous margarine product that came in squeeze bottles, and marketed to kids as a wacky way to make food more fun. Available in "Electric Blue" and "Shocking Pink"
April 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Parkay Fun Squeeze (2001-2003): Neon-colored, semi-viscous margarine product that came in squeeze bottles, and marketed to kids as a wacky way to make food more fun. Available in "Electric Blue" and "Shocking Pink"
Life is too short to eat margarine.
August 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Life is too short to eat margarine.
NO TIME FOR DETAILS JUST 5000 POSTS ABOUT MY 2000lb MARGARINE SLAB EMERGENCY
October 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
NO TIME FOR DETAILS JUST 5000 POSTS ABOUT MY 2000lb MARGARINE SLAB EMERGENCY
