#maritalbliss #maga

Congratulations #DonaldTrumpJr......#MaritalBliss

Me: I think I know why my pain meds didn’t work.
Husband: . . . Why?
Me: Because I didn’t take them.
H: What did you take?
Me: I don’t know.
H: Don’t die.
Me: I would have already. Took them before choir.
#blindfail #maritalbliss #disabledsky

I'm not really sure how 3 separate flat tires, a covid-stricken bridesmaid, and a hospitalization didn't make this impossible, but: my wedding was perfect. #MaritalBliss #WifeLife #ForeverMoore #Lovestruck #WillNeverGiveUpHashtags

Me, peacefully sleeping past my 4:30am hot weather rising time, “ahhhhhh, at last, sweet rest”
My husband, fitfully sleeping next to me, “I would feel more comfortable if I flung my hand in this direction [of my wife’s eye]”😵‍💫
#maritalbliss #exhausted

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I did all my laundry, did the dishes, baked a pie and cleaned the kitchen. My wife belched and asked me "Do you want my bra?" #maritalbliss

A little non-explicit light fun some of you may enjoy. Rated M 😉

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#zelink #thelegendofzelda #legendofzelda #breathofthewild #tearsofthekingdom
#fluff #fluffygoodness
#maritalbliss #bokoblins
#crackfic #sortof

Zaheer Iqbal heaps praise on wife Sonakshi, calls her ‘hottest’
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#ZaheerIqbal #SonakshiSinha #MaritalBliss #RomanticGetaway #TuscanyVacation #CoupleGoals #ZaheerAndSonakshi #Hottest #Bollywood

OH: Oh, yeah, he's left-handed #16Years #MaritalBliss

Laughing at your own mistakes can extend your life, but laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten it.

#DailyHumor #LaughsForLife #RelationshipWisdom #KindleLove #BearSkinCover #MaritalBliss #WifeWisdom

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Spouse is following a recipe to make mashed potatoes. I'm not ungrateful, just amused. #maritalbliss

Fart jokes are still funny.
I haven't Cry Laughed, where tears came down my face in *years*.

#lyssnkyleshow
#maritalbliss
#ipeedmyself
#moisturizeme

Ooooh-golly, whatd'ya bet Melania's pre-nup makes for some interesting, pathological reading...?

#weddings
#MaritalBliss
#Vows
#LegalMumboJumbo