This marketer deserves a promotion.
July 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This marketer deserves a promotion.
ed zitron's day job is "marketer for AI companies"
Well he is going against the largest marketing effort ever conducted and finding real success so you gotta give him some credit or you just sound envious
September 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
ed zitron's day job is "marketer for AI companies"
Florida Bans Fluoride In Public Drinking Water
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May 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Florida Bans Fluoride In Public Drinking Water
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Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans
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March 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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a brief guide to terms used in profiles for new site admins:
* professional blogger = spammer
* digital marketer = spammer
* SEO expert = spammer
* professional reviewer = spammer
* affiliate marketer = spammer
* marketing enthusiast = spammer
* passionate about blogging = spammer
* professional blogger = spammer
* digital marketer = spammer
* SEO expert = spammer
* professional reviewer = spammer
* affiliate marketer = spammer
* marketing enthusiast = spammer
* passionate about blogging = spammer
September 8, 2024 at 2:47 AM
a brief guide to terms used in profiles for new site admins:
* professional blogger = spammer
* digital marketer = spammer
* SEO expert = spammer
* professional reviewer = spammer
* affiliate marketer = spammer
* marketing enthusiast = spammer
* passionate about blogging = spammer
* professional blogger = spammer
* digital marketer = spammer
* SEO expert = spammer
* professional reviewer = spammer
* affiliate marketer = spammer
* marketing enthusiast = spammer
* passionate about blogging = spammer
also "franchise" is marketer wankspeak
September 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
also "franchise" is marketer wankspeak
brilliant marketer tests new slogan "Blood for Oil"
Trump: "The US will be hitting Iran VERY HARD TONIGHT. At some point in the not too distant future, we will be taking Kharg Island, and other oil infrastructure points, and assume total control of their Oil and Gas Markets, much like we have with Venezuela, which is working out brilliantly."
June 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
brilliant marketer tests new slogan "Blood for Oil"
boss: you name that knockoff gummy nerds candy yet?
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
July 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
boss: you name that knockoff gummy nerds candy yet?
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
Marketer: You get those photos of Spider-Man and his father?
Animator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketer: what
Animator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketer: what
April 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Marketer: You get those photos of Spider-Man and his father?
Animator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketer: what
Animator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketer: what
I wish the whole job market wasn’t ice agent, data center builder, or gambling marketer
September 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I wish the whole job market wasn’t ice agent, data center builder, or gambling marketer
Sensible moderate free marketer Mamdani engaged in building a broad coalition against radical degrowth candidate Andrew Cuomo.
They are selling, more or less, that Mamdani would be President and Lander CEO. There was a lot of overlap between them already but this could move people. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/n...
Mamdani and Lander Will Cross-Endorse Each Other in N.Y.C. Mayor’s Race
www.nytimes.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sensible moderate free marketer Mamdani engaged in building a broad coalition against radical degrowth candidate Andrew Cuomo.
How would you not see this as profoundly sad?? Like what marketer came up with this
May 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
How would you not see this as profoundly sad?? Like what marketer came up with this
The one pro-ICE guy they found to interview downtown today being a suburbs-based casino marketer and erotica convention entrepreneur named Larry Goone might be the thing that tips me over into We're Living In A Bad Fic territory
September 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The one pro-ICE guy they found to interview downtown today being a suburbs-based casino marketer and erotica convention entrepreneur named Larry Goone might be the thing that tips me over into We're Living In A Bad Fic territory
Pump himself up
He’s a marketer, not a president
He’s a marketer, not a president
April 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pump himself up
He’s a marketer, not a president
He’s a marketer, not a president
This is a marketer who knows their audience.
December 30, 2023 at 1:20 AM
This is a marketer who knows their audience.
as both a former marketer and someone who deals with ai a lot now in my professional life: you also have to really consider that a hefty amount of the time people see ai content that is obvious enough for them to recognize, they are dealing with scammers
August 7, 2026 at 12:38 PM
as both a former marketer and someone who deals with ai a lot now in my professional life: you also have to really consider that a hefty amount of the time people see ai content that is obvious enough for them to recognize, they are dealing with scammers
REMEMBER WHO YOUR FIRST, MOST DEDICATED MARKETER WAS FOR THEM
November 21, 2023 at 4:00 PM
REMEMBER WHO YOUR FIRST, MOST DEDICATED MARKETER WAS FOR THEM
As a marketer I can confirm:
This. All. Day.
This. All. Day.
by popular request i have turned the meme into a blog post, which explains how it works, links to the template file and includes a selection of examples from the thread
#KirbyFraming
#KirbyFraming
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
As a marketer I can confirm:
This. All. Day.
This. All. Day.
Engineer: Building is easy; Marketing is hard.
Marketer: Building looks fun; Marketing is more powerful.
Sales: Building is magical; Sales is why we have a business at all.
(They’re all correct.)
Marketer: Building looks fun; Marketing is more powerful.
Sales: Building is magical; Sales is why we have a business at all.
(They’re all correct.)
March 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Engineer: Building is easy; Marketing is hard.
Marketer: Building looks fun; Marketing is more powerful.
Sales: Building is magical; Sales is why we have a business at all.
(They’re all correct.)
Marketer: Building looks fun; Marketing is more powerful.
Sales: Building is magical; Sales is why we have a business at all.
(They’re all correct.)
'Dreamaloid Studios' is hiring a Marketer to work from Anywhere
#gamedevjobs #indiedev #gamedev #hiring #gamedevelopment
#gamedevjobs #indiedev #gamedev #hiring #gamedevelopment
Dreamaloid Studios is hiring a Marketer
Dreamaloid Studios is seeking a Marketer for our first indie game, an RPG featuring lots of minigames.
www.workwithindies.com
September 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
'Dreamaloid Studios' is hiring a Marketer to work from Anywhere
#gamedevjobs #indiedev #gamedev #hiring #gamedevelopment
#gamedevjobs #indiedev #gamedev #hiring #gamedevelopment
The Apprenice’s chief marketer describes Donald Trump here. His description essentially tracks the characteristics of a malignant narcissist.
October 17, 2024 at 2:16 PM
The Apprenice’s chief marketer describes Donald Trump here. His description essentially tracks the characteristics of a malignant narcissist.
As an indie marketer, this guy is full of shit
February 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
As an indie marketer, this guy is full of shit
Who knew Google would turn out to be our top marketer (no ad spend required.)
Google unveils an even worse Search
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May 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Who knew Google would turn out to be our top marketer (no ad spend required.)
Auchincloss: "You gotta give credit to Trump as a marketer. He creates uncertainty and havoc by raising tariffs, and then claims victory when he lowers the tariffs that he himself put in place. All this does is extend uncertainty for another 90 days."
May 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Auchincloss: "You gotta give credit to Trump as a marketer. He creates uncertainty and havoc by raising tariffs, and then claims victory when he lowers the tariffs that he himself put in place. All this does is extend uncertainty for another 90 days."
tiktok ban / less work to do as a social media marketer
January 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
tiktok ban / less work to do as a social media marketer