Crusher / Mastodons: The First Encounter / 1997
June 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Crusher / Mastodons: The First Encounter / 1997
Welcome back to another #FossilFriday
Here is the molar from an American Mastodon (Mammut americanum). This comes from Pleistocene deposits in San Jacinto County, Texas. Mastodons used their bumpy molars for grinding up twigs, leaf matter, and other shrubs.
Here is the molar from an American Mastodon (Mammut americanum). This comes from Pleistocene deposits in San Jacinto County, Texas. Mastodons used their bumpy molars for grinding up twigs, leaf matter, and other shrubs.
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Welcome back to another #FossilFriday
Here is the molar from an American Mastodon (Mammut americanum). This comes from Pleistocene deposits in San Jacinto County, Texas. Mastodons used their bumpy molars for grinding up twigs, leaf matter, and other shrubs.
Here is the molar from an American Mastodon (Mammut americanum). This comes from Pleistocene deposits in San Jacinto County, Texas. Mastodons used their bumpy molars for grinding up twigs, leaf matter, and other shrubs.
Aunt calling to aunt, like mastodons across the primeval swamp
October 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Aunt calling to aunt, like mastodons across the primeval swamp
I think when Mastodons disappear we call it extinction
March 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think when Mastodons disappear we call it extinction
10k+ follower accounts plugging their mastodons is a recession indicator
September 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
10k+ follower accounts plugging their mastodons is a recession indicator
As far as I’m concerned, mastodons had their chance 11,000 years ago and I don’t trust them to last this time either.
October 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
As far as I’m concerned, mastodons had their chance 11,000 years ago and I don’t trust them to last this time either.
#maystodon #FossilFriday Mastodons from Minooka, IL getting cleaned up for dental microwear sampling
May 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
#maystodon #FossilFriday Mastodons from Minooka, IL getting cleaned up for dental microwear sampling
That guy standing in front of the 7-Eleven’s got a beard that looks like it has slain at least 12 mastodons
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
That guy standing in front of the 7-Eleven’s got a beard that looks like it has slain at least 12 mastodons
There was a guy at the $3 taco place last night who had a beard that looked like it had slain at least 12 mastodons
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There was a guy at the $3 taco place last night who had a beard that looked like it had slain at least 12 mastodons
i think this is how mastodons DMs work sue tbh
March 27, 2024 at 9:04 PM
i think this is how mastodons DMs work sue tbh
Props to the guy who was so anti-extinction he proposed that mammoths and mastodons shrank into shews in maturity rather than admit they were ded
May 8, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Props to the guy who was so anti-extinction he proposed that mammoths and mastodons shrank into shews in maturity rather than admit they were ded
I'm not going to bust him for that. Mastodons do look a lot like relevants.
March 27, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I'm not going to bust him for that. Mastodons do look a lot like relevants.
Mastodons User können Bedienungsanleitung von Fritz Box 1992-2023 auswendig
September 25, 2023 at 7:26 AM
Mastodons User können Bedienungsanleitung von Fritz Box 1992-2023 auswendig
Mastodons often get confused with Mammoths, but there are a few ways to tell them apart.
Mastodons had pointed teeth for crushing, while Mammoths had flat teeth for grinding grass.
Mastodons tusks were straighter, while Mammoths tusks were curved.
Mastodons were also shorter and stockier.
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Mastodons had pointed teeth for crushing, while Mammoths had flat teeth for grinding grass.
Mastodons tusks were straighter, while Mammoths tusks were curved.
Mastodons were also shorter and stockier.
👇👇
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Mastodons often get confused with Mammoths, but there are a few ways to tell them apart.
Mastodons had pointed teeth for crushing, while Mammoths had flat teeth for grinding grass.
Mastodons tusks were straighter, while Mammoths tusks were curved.
Mastodons were also shorter and stockier.
👇👇
Mastodons had pointed teeth for crushing, while Mammoths had flat teeth for grinding grass.
Mastodons tusks were straighter, while Mammoths tusks were curved.
Mastodons were also shorter and stockier.
👇👇
I'm starting a metal band, the guitarist is a literal volcano, the drummer is a herd of long-thought-extict mastodons, and the singer is a sentient and deeply cursed Aztec death whistle. The bassist is my dad's friend jeff.
April 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I'm starting a metal band, the guitarist is a literal volcano, the drummer is a herd of long-thought-extict mastodons, and the singer is a sentient and deeply cursed Aztec death whistle. The bassist is my dad's friend jeff.
retvrn but for hunting mastodons in california
July 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
retvrn but for hunting mastodons in california
The Green Wave, the Mastodons, and the Rainbow Warriors
Favorite D1 college nickname?
February 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The Green Wave, the Mastodons, and the Rainbow Warriors
It lives!!! 🦣🦣🦣🧪
Repeated climate-driven dispersal and speciation in peripheral populations of Pleistocene mastodons | Science Advances www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Repeated climate-driven dispersal and speciation in peripheral populations of Pleistocene mastodons | Science Advances www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Repeated climate-driven dispersal and speciation in peripheral populations of Pleistocene mastodons
Coastal mastodon mitochondrial genomes contextualize species distributions and dispersal patterns near southern glacial limits.
www.science.org
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It lives!!! 🦣🦣🦣🧪
Repeated climate-driven dispersal and speciation in peripheral populations of Pleistocene mastodons | Science Advances www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Repeated climate-driven dispersal and speciation in peripheral populations of Pleistocene mastodons | Science Advances www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
"We were hoping things would work out normally, that perhaps some kind of bargain could be reached with the frothing mastodons, but starving as they seem to be for human flesh, we must reluctantly conclude that this approach has failed."
READ: charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/our-meetin...
READ: charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/our-meetin...
February 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"We were hoping things would work out normally, that perhaps some kind of bargain could be reached with the frothing mastodons, but starving as they seem to be for human flesh, we must reluctantly conclude that this approach has failed."
READ: charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/our-meetin...
READ: charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/our-meetin...
You know, since we ate all of the mastodons that implies they had to be pretty good tbh
August 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
You know, since we ate all of the mastodons that implies they had to be pretty good tbh
When the Earth Was Green has something for everyone. Humid coal swamps full of immense arthropods. Hungry, hungry dinosaurs. Sabercats rolling in catnip. Prehistoric bats sipping from flowers. Early monkeys rafting across the sea. Tooting mastodons. And so much more. 🌱
“Essential”
“Brilliant”
“Vivid”
“Another triumph from Black”
When the Earth Was Green: Plants, Animals, and Evolution’s Greatest Romance, blooming on bookshelves February 25th. 🌱
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
“Brilliant”
“Vivid”
“Another triumph from Black”
When the Earth Was Green: Plants, Animals, and Evolution’s Greatest Romance, blooming on bookshelves February 25th. 🌱
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
February 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When the Earth Was Green has something for everyone. Humid coal swamps full of immense arthropods. Hungry, hungry dinosaurs. Sabercats rolling in catnip. Prehistoric bats sipping from flowers. Early monkeys rafting across the sea. Tooting mastodons. And so much more. 🌱
There were mastodons living on earth when the pyramids were built.
August 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There were mastodons living on earth when the pyramids were built.
More like two mastodons bellowing at each other from across a primeval swamp
with apologies to PG Wodehouse
with apologies to PG Wodehouse
The call between Xi and Trump was like “two boxers touching gloves before a match,” says @ianbremmer.com.
“There’s a fight that’s coming."
“There’s a fight that’s coming."
A trade war with China is coming as Trump takes office: Bremmer
Eurasia Group founder and president Ian Bremmer warned Monday that he believes the US is headed for a trade war with China just as Donald Trump assumes the presidency for the second time.
finance.yahoo.com
January 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
More like two mastodons bellowing at each other from across a primeval swamp
with apologies to PG Wodehouse
with apologies to PG Wodehouse
Can we please just all agree that BlueSky is the default new twitter now because if I have to set up any more social media accounts I will explode into a cloud of mastodons
November 9, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Can we please just all agree that BlueSky is the default new twitter now because if I have to set up any more social media accounts I will explode into a cloud of mastodons
Repeated climate-driven dispersal and speciation in peripheral populations of Pleistocene mastodons | Science Advances www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Repeated climate-driven dispersal and speciation in peripheral populations of Pleistocene mastodons
Coastal mastodon mitochondrial genomes contextualize species distributions and dispersal patterns near southern glacial limits.
www.science.org
September 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Repeated climate-driven dispersal and speciation in peripheral populations of Pleistocene mastodons | Science Advances www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...