#mayans
"...ooooor 2025"

--The Mayans
February 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That's what the Mayans thought, too.
September 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Yo quiero políticos como José Mayans...te canta las 40 sin filtro!!!!
November 28, 2024 at 1:30 AM
"the mayans invented cellphones, man"
September 27, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I call it “Xitter,” pronouncing the “X” the way my friendly neighborhood Mayans do
July 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ancient Mayans:
corn's looking good. beans looking great
July 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Those ancient Mayans really loved their doomsdays.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pakals and the ancient Mayans

#UFO #UAP
December 20, 2024 at 2:20 PM
my new pet peeve is ppl talking about mayans and human sacrifice, that was the aztecs. the mayans actually did it right- they made the king cut himself in public
June 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
The Mayans should sacrifice Mr. Beast
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Idk maybe the Mayans just didn't want to be here anymore
December 21, 2024 at 10:05 PM
been thinking a lot about how the mayans just gradually stopped writing shit down coherently and nobody really knows why
March 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
To be fair, the Mayans did tell us to stop in 2012.. probably shoulda listened.
May 7, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Sigo sosteniendo que José Mayans es el que más pelotas tiene en el senado!!!
December 12, 2024 at 7:21 PM
ancient Mayans! they’re just like us!
mayan figure from 1600 yrs ago, with accessories. earliest lego guy
September 21, 2024 at 9:37 PM
2012. The Mayans were right.
February 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Bueno, loco, cuándo asume Mayans?
September 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’m pretty sure the Mayans were right and the world did end in 2012
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Tranquilo Mayans.
September 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ayer los senadores Soria y Mayans advirtieron que el Poder Ejecutivo Nacional pretende usar los depósitos de los ciudadanos y ciudadanas de Argentina para cumplir con EE UU. Mayans dijo que el balance del BCRA es negativo.
2001??
September 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This seals it. The Mayans were right. The world ended in 2012, we all died, and this is hell
JUST IN: Trump orders 100% tariff on all movies produced outside the U.S.
May 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Astrology is particularly interesting for this as nearly every civilised culture ended up creating some form of it independently from one and other (The Mayans weren't getting their ideas from the Greeks).
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
January 29, 2026 at 5:19 PM