May 5th Joke
Why were the lunar aliens so surprised to see that Buzz Aldrin could walk even after seeing Neil Armstrong? Because one step from a man seemed like a giant leap for mankind.

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I've been trying to come up with a "May the 4th Be With You" style joke, but everything I've come up with feels forced.

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May 2nd Space Joke:

Why were the cows not impressed by humans landing on the moon, again? They were already over the moon.
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Oh my gosh, did anyone hear what happened on the international space station today? It was horrible. They kept saying,"It's May day! May day!".

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Last Day of April Joke

A Pirate Asked His Captain, “Can I Take A Vacation Next Month” What did the Captain say?
“You mean May, Aye?"
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