#mcafee
tfw you leave Plato’s cave

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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
McAfee: make this kick

Student: yes

McAfee: for $250,000

Student: yes

McAfee:…and the life of this orphan

Student: hell yeah
August 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days https://theonion.com/no-one-on-pat-mcafee-show-notices-a-j-hawk-dead-for-last-3-days/
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
No One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
INDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I don't think McAfee antivirus is gonna cut it this time
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Still not the worst McAfee
NEW: Regulators have linked Mark McAfee’s raw dairy farm to more than a dozen recalls and outbreaks that left hundreds of people ill.

“I’ve put a couple kids in the hospital,” McAfee said. “But here’s the thing: I’m a pioneer.”
He Profits Off Raw Milk That's Making People Sick. The Government Isn't Stopping Him.
With Raw Farm, the largest raw-milk dairy in the country, Mark McAfee has capitalized on a once-fringe product that's been thrust into the mainstream in recent years and backed by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.propublica.org
June 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
People love Pat McAfee
It’s unanimous, put Macafee on a rocket into the fucking sun
July 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the Woke McAfee
Chris Kluwe on Gavin Newsom and his treatment of the trans community:

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August 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Aaron Rodgers Rants To Pat McAfee About Windows 11 Tips And Tricks After Going Down Wrong YouTube Rabbit Hole
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December 31, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Man, fuck McAfee and fuck his stupid show. What a disgrace to punters
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
lmao John McAfee
October 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
why pat mcafee look like an overcooked hot dog
‪Pat McAfee, Dave Roberts went full company men when faced with a tough question by @jenramose.online‬ about why the MLB All-Star Game was back in Atlanta despite no change to Georgia's disenfranchising voting laws.
July 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
juanita broaddrick retweeting an insane fantasy conspiracy posted by john mcafee news years after mcafee died, wheeeeee
June 23, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Fuck Pat McAfee man
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
is that john mcafee
October 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The Lottery but it’s Pat McAfee making me kick a field goal or the villager dies
November 30, 2024 at 3:56 PM
when he loses the crucial Zyndependent vote
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Things the world needs less of:

Stephen A. Smith
Pat McAfee
Tom Brady
Aaron Rodgers

Things we keep getting more of:

Stephen A. Smith
Pat McAfee
Tom Brady
Aaron Rodgers
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
McAfee:
The fuck do you mean ANOTHER virus

I can't deal with this shit again
May 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Pat McAfee has died
April 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Fulton County defendant & Trump lawyer Ken Chesebro wanted to set aside his guilty plea. Judge McAfee just said no.
December 13, 2024 at 4:45 PM
putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on my 2000s McAfee cd
February 26, 2026 at 1:05 AM
See I’d rather employ this guy at my sports network than Pat McAfee but I do understand that Pat McAfee is better at making funny faces
September 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
HITTING THE DOCKET:

Judge McAfee in Fulton County DENIES Kenneth Chesebro’s motion to set aside his guilty plea.
December 13, 2024 at 7:23 PM
“I never really wanted to live a public life” - Aaron Rodgers on the Pat McAfee show one week before free agency
March 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM