I heard they hide weaponry in hollowed out cantaloupes, the kids call it melonballing.

Well, that was delicious fruity 70s action! I'd definitely watch it again.

Appreciate the fellow melonballing #SundayCinema. Until our next glass...

Look at my fuzzy green balls! #KelleKGardens #urbangardening #backyardgarden #melonballing

bottom line is that if liz bruenig truly believes what she wrote, melonballing her daughters to become reusable incubators is the only sensible moral position to take, and if she doesn't do that, she's a liar and is just trolling for attention like a low-rent hegelian egirl.

Before my beloved medical professional friends get on my case i washed it first before doing that and it’s since been wrapped and covered in the good ointment from my melonballing and then double checked. It is not a serious cut

Going cold turkey off an antidepressant is, in general, a bad idea. But if you haven't been able to get your adderall due to availability, and you've felt especially like shit, it may be worth asking your doctor about a replacement drug just to keep the antidepressant from melonballing your soul out

It is hereby proclaimed: G-spotting is now called "melonballing."

melonballing 😭😭😭 i'm glad it isnt too serious tho

sometimes i forget that i mentioned in the notes of the fic that i wrote while i was getting melonballed that i wrote it while the melonballing was actively occurring, so sometimes i'll get people 3 years later being like "i hope you're doing okay!" it's very sweet