#microbiome?
Having a balanced gut microbiome is quite erotic
September 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
My gut microbiome is 60% Cheeto dust, 30% everything bagel seasoning, and 10% pure spite.
January 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Sir! Vaginal microbiome reporting lactobacillus crispatus at over 98.7%!"
April 30, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I’m sick of politics and work posting. Henceforth this account will be 100% about my gut microbiome.
February 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I speak for every gut microbiome scientist in America when I say no, your stomach does not have a microbiome, and your intestinal microbiome is not plants.
March 24, 2026 at 5:32 PM
⚠️mute term alert⚠️
microbiome report
April 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Large epidemiologic studies have consistently shown an association between coffee and improved health outcomes. This may be one of the reasons: favorable changes to the gut microbiome 🏢🏢

www.scientificamerican.com/article/coff...
Coffee Boosts Beneficial Gut Bacterium
Researchers found a strong connection between coffee and the gut microbiome
www.scientificamerican.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Forgot my mug of the day yesterday!

Lateral microbiome transfer
January 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
There are two particularly remarkable things in this episode.

1) RFK Jr says that the stomach is microbiome is made up of plants. He specifically says "Your stomach microbiome is plants". It is not. I think he has been confused by the term "gut flora". He is the head of Health and Human Services.
March 24, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The nasal microbiome influences the risk of a Covid infection
www.thelancet.com/journals/ebi...
April 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’ve destroyed my gut microbiome with processed cheese
February 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How our gut microbiome regulates sugar preference nature.com/articles/s41...
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is an unscientific decision that will cause harms. While topical fluoride is useful, when adult teeth are growing (in children) ingested fluoride makes more impact than any topical fluoride later can.
Everything we ingest “changes our microbiome.” Microbiome composition is not a health outcome!
May 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
let's go microbiome for microbiome bro
May 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
July 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Letter sent in to the Editor of the Guardian on brain microbiome nonsense.
December 3, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Sharing is caring! Your gut microbes probably find their way into your friends—and vice versa.
You Share Your Gut Microbiome With Your Friends
New research suggests that we share parts of our microbiome with people in our social networks beyond family members.
www.sciencefriday.com
January 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What causes war? Is it man’s endless capacity for hate?

WRONG! It’s your gut microbiome
September 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"Brain microbiome"! Now I've seen it all.

Please seek treatment if you have a brain microbiome 🙏
Letter sent in to the Editor of the Guardian on brain microbiome nonsense.
December 3, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Never Discontinued In My Heart Nor My Gut Microbiome
Neopets Islandberry Crunch (2006-2006): A promotional tie-in for the Neopets "virtual pet community"--which had just been purchased for $150 million by Viacom--this cereal featured corn puff pieces noted for their bright red and purple color, and intense berry flavor
May 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Soil microbiome is overrated
March 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
the inference here is that the timing of the oral sex is linked to the receipt of the microbiome labs, yeah
April 30, 2026 at 7:41 AM
A really smelly fart is just your gut microbiome sending a cease and desist order.
February 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM