"microlooting" they are gentrifying retail theft
April 23, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"microlooting" they are gentrifying retail theft
“Microlooting” go back to linkedin
April 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
“Microlooting” go back to linkedin
"The Opinion culture editor Nadja Spiegelman is calling this microlooting...."
I'm gonna lose it, man
I'm gonna lose it, man
April 22, 2026 at 8:48 PM
"The Opinion culture editor Nadja Spiegelman is calling this microlooting...."
I'm gonna lose it, man
I'm gonna lose it, man
So when rich white New York gentrifiers steal food from the grocery store, it's "microlooting."
But when poor people do it, it's petit larceny punishable by up to a year in jail.
But when poor people do it, it's petit larceny punishable by up to a year in jail.
April 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
So when rich white New York gentrifiers steal food from the grocery store, it's "microlooting."
But when poor people do it, it's petit larceny punishable by up to a year in jail.
But when poor people do it, it's petit larceny punishable by up to a year in jail.
they're calling it the most obvious fedpost in history
April 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
they're calling it the most obvious fedpost in history
"microlooting" give me a fucking break
April 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"microlooting" give me a fucking break
Are these people for real
April 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Are these people for real
"microlooting" is unironically so funny
April 22, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"microlooting" is unironically so funny
microlooting has to be a bit
April 23, 2026 at 5:23 AM
microlooting has to be a bit
what if she was microlooting
April 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
what if she was microlooting
microlooting is cooking is a term imo, it's giving managerial class shoplifting
April 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
microlooting is cooking is a term imo, it's giving managerial class shoplifting
The true queen of microlooting was actually Jessica Mitford, who apparently believed that if one ate an item in its entirety before arriving at the checkout one was under no obligation to pay for it.
April 24, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The true queen of microlooting was actually Jessica Mitford, who apparently believed that if one ate an item in its entirety before arriving at the checkout one was under no obligation to pay for it.
What fresh bullshit is 'microlooting'?
Who comes up with this shit?
Who comes up with this shit?
April 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
What fresh bullshit is 'microlooting'?
Who comes up with this shit?
Who comes up with this shit?
microlooting???? like fucking shoplifting???
April 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
microlooting???? like fucking shoplifting???
oh dear I got blocked for this reply, guess now I will never find out what part of a millionaire’s property is leftist-approved for microlooting
April 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
oh dear I got blocked for this reply, guess now I will never find out what part of a millionaire’s property is leftist-approved for microlooting
“Microlooting” come on. Rich ladies have been doing this for decades just to feel something, it’s not new
April 23, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“Microlooting” come on. Rich ladies have been doing this for decades just to feel something, it’s not new
Josh Barro is making sense (as is AOC). open.substack.com/pub/joshbarr...
Stop Microlooting the Tax Code
The demand for hyper-specific tax exemptions is just a more respectable manifestation of the same impulse that leads people to justify shoplifting.
open.substack.com
May 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Josh Barro is making sense (as is AOC). open.substack.com/pub/joshbarr...
"microlooting" ???????
April 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"microlooting" ???????
Applauding Louvre heist dudes /
Microlooting at Whole Foods /
I have tried in my way to be free
Microlooting at Whole Foods /
I have tried in my way to be free
April 22, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Applauding Louvre heist dudes /
Microlooting at Whole Foods /
I have tried in my way to be free
Microlooting at Whole Foods /
I have tried in my way to be free
the wall street journal is so fucking funny, imagine if it was real and not a satire paper imagining what comically evil leeches would say, that would suck so much
![THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
> Free Expression
FREE EXPRESSION
'Microlooting' Is a Luxury Belief
The people praising it aren't the ones paying for it.
By Rob Henderson
April 28, 2026 6:15 am ET
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April 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
the wall street journal is so fucking funny, imagine if it was real and not a satire paper imagining what comically evil leeches would say, that would suck so much
