Stop holding your lavalier microphones in your hands.
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Stop holding your lavalier microphones in your hands.
Really hoping this plays out, fewer frothing lunatics with microphones means more airtime for us and fewer on-ramps to right wing radicalization in general
November 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Really hoping this plays out, fewer frothing lunatics with microphones means more airtime for us and fewer on-ramps to right wing radicalization in general
I got 2 microphones and a turntable ☹️
November 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I got 2 microphones and a turntable ☹️
god yes
look, Bob Barker had it right
bring back and normalize long skinny microphones
look, Bob Barker had it right
bring back and normalize long skinny microphones
November 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
god yes
look, Bob Barker had it right
bring back and normalize long skinny microphones
look, Bob Barker had it right
bring back and normalize long skinny microphones
He thinks that’ll prevent us from finding the hidden microphones and cameras.
Yesterday, Trump declared the Oval Office a national monument in an attempt to stop his successor from removing the gold-colored plastic he applied with a glue gun.
November 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
He thinks that’ll prevent us from finding the hidden microphones and cameras.
I'm going to guess the handjob parlors are staffed entirely by intelligence agents and full of cameras and microphones?
November 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I'm going to guess the handjob parlors are staffed entirely by intelligence agents and full of cameras and microphones?
Day 1 Hinojosa raid on the comedy mothership to confiscate all microphones
November 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Day 1 Hinojosa raid on the comedy mothership to confiscate all microphones
November 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
This man does NOT know about microphones. He thinks that if he's speaking at a normal volume, nobody can hear him.
November 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
This man does NOT know about microphones. He thinks that if he's speaking at a normal volume, nobody can hear him.
imagine seeing 10,000 Maniacs walk onto set.... wow. now imagine you're the sound guy. why do you have so many microphones??? oh my god HEY EVERYONE guess what sound guy thought
November 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
imagine seeing 10,000 Maniacs walk onto set.... wow. now imagine you're the sound guy. why do you have so many microphones??? oh my god HEY EVERYONE guess what sound guy thought
microphones are tasty and you have delivered unto me a snack.
November 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
microphones are tasty and you have delivered unto me a snack.
He really doesn’t want them to find all the microphones, would be my guess
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signs a proclamation that he says will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room.
November 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
He really doesn’t want them to find all the microphones, would be my guess
There was a hotel like that in communist-era Bulgaria's capital Sofia, and the joke was that it was made of micro-concrete: a layer of microphones followed by a layer of concrete.
November 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
There was a hotel like that in communist-era Bulgaria's capital Sofia, and the joke was that it was made of micro-concrete: a layer of microphones followed by a layer of concrete.
It's weird how Sportsnet only turns up the Scotiabank arena microphones when the Habs are in town.
November 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
It's weird how Sportsnet only turns up the Scotiabank arena microphones when the Habs are in town.
There's an excellent video essay on the phenomenon explaining why this became a thing for YouTubers etc.
Why YouTubers Hold Microphones Now
YouTube video by Tom Nicholas
youtu.be
November 7, 2026 at 7:25 AM
There's an excellent video essay on the phenomenon explaining why this became a thing for YouTubers etc.
I'm cackling because exactly one Dem rep lost their seat to the dummymander.
They failed so spectacularly
They failed so spectacularly
Joe Biden Walks Away from Microphones
ALT: Joe Biden Walks Away from Microphones
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November 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I'm cackling because exactly one Dem rep lost their seat to the dummymander.
They failed so spectacularly
They failed so spectacularly
CHICAGO WDYM YOU WANT AI SURVEILLANCE MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE
November 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
CHICAGO WDYM YOU WANT AI SURVEILLANCE MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE
A 40 year old man who loved grabbing microphones since high school in order to tell people how racist he was is not somebody anybody needs to give the benefit of the doubt to now.
November 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
A 40 year old man who loved grabbing microphones since high school in order to tell people how racist he was is not somebody anybody needs to give the benefit of the doubt to now.
The WTA admits failure to inform players of practice livestream microphones amid Pegula hot mic incident:
Source:
frontofficesports.com/article/wta-...
Source:
frontofficesports.com/article/wta-...
November 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The WTA admits failure to inform players of practice livestream microphones amid Pegula hot mic incident:
Source:
frontofficesports.com/article/wta-...
Source:
frontofficesports.com/article/wta-...
that’s too many microphones, i can’t handle this
November 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
that’s too many microphones, i can’t handle this
I think m-microphones are, uh… a little i-imposing, a-and… um… overwhelming…
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November 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I think m-microphones are, uh… a little i-imposing, a-and… um… overwhelming…
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❗️Insider NRC:
Russian FPVs can detect the positions of drone operators by sound.
The enemy has begun to use FPV drones with microphones for acoustic target detection. In this way, it is possible to detect the activity of UAV and ground drones crews and wait for the appearance of personnel.
Russian FPVs can detect the positions of drone operators by sound.
The enemy has begun to use FPV drones with microphones for acoustic target detection. In this way, it is possible to detect the activity of UAV and ground drones crews and wait for the appearance of personnel.
November 9, 2026 at 11:24 AM
❗️Insider NRC:
Russian FPVs can detect the positions of drone operators by sound.
The enemy has begun to use FPV drones with microphones for acoustic target detection. In this way, it is possible to detect the activity of UAV and ground drones crews and wait for the appearance of personnel.
Russian FPVs can detect the positions of drone operators by sound.
The enemy has begun to use FPV drones with microphones for acoustic target detection. In this way, it is possible to detect the activity of UAV and ground drones crews and wait for the appearance of personnel.
Microphones.
November 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Microphones.
Russian FPV drones may now use microphones to detect UAV operators by sound, identifying their operating areas and anticipating personnel movements. This adds another risk for drone and reconnaissance teams, as operators themselves—not just their equipment—may be targeted.
November 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Russian FPV drones may now use microphones to detect UAV operators by sound, identifying their operating areas and anticipating personnel movements. This adds another risk for drone and reconnaissance teams, as operators themselves—not just their equipment—may be targeted.