Hey fuckface go swallow a microplane
August 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Hey fuckface go swallow a microplane
I microplane it over a plate of duck fat fries and sell it for $22 at the gastropub
May 30, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I microplane it over a plate of duck fat fries and sell it for $22 at the gastropub
Using my microplane grater to zest a Minion
August 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Using my microplane grater to zest a Minion
bring the ole microplane and grate it fresh
September 25, 2026 at 7:58 PM
bring the ole microplane and grate it fresh
you can buy ginger, cut it into big chunks, freeze it and grate it on a microplane instead of letting it shrivel up in the fridge
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
you can buy ginger, cut it into big chunks, freeze it and grate it on a microplane instead of letting it shrivel up in the fridge
Toi Microplane on kyllä ollut hyvä hankinta.
April 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Toi Microplane on kyllä ollut hyvä hankinta.
sexy microplane grater ...yeah I could see it, very cenobytesque
sexy cube
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
sexy microplane grater ...yeah I could see it, very cenobytesque
I use my microplane. Is that wrong?
September 30, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I use my microplane. Is that wrong?
Those halcyon days where your entire ideology was run against a microplane.
people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
November 17, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Those halcyon days where your entire ideology was run against a microplane.
a falconer’s glove but for grating things on the microplane
December 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
a falconer’s glove but for grating things on the microplane
I'll either do this or Microplane it when I need it very fine
September 30, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I'll either do this or Microplane it when I need it very fine
Use a microplane
Grating Matty Matheson
ALT: Grating Matty Matheson
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September 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Use a microplane
Habe zufällig ein Stilleben im Spiegel entdeckt, es ist sogar schon gerahmt.
May 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Habe zufällig ein Stilleben im Spiegel entdeckt, es ist sogar schon gerahmt.
July 7, 2026 at 7:00 AM
No microplane but the knives are good and I’m not bleeding
July 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
No microplane but the knives are good and I’m not bleeding
Microplane de 79 por 63. Se você gosta de cozinhar tem de ter um. Raspa a casca de cítricos sem pegar a parte branca, rala parmesão tão fininho que parece uma nuvem, rala noz moscada, transforma alho em purê. É bom demais
#promoouriço
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#promoouriço
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Ralador Microplane Classic Zester, preto : Amazon.com.br: Cozinha
Ralador Microplane Classic Zester, preto : Amazon.com.br: Cozinha
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March 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Microplane de 79 por 63. Se você gosta de cozinhar tem de ter um. Raspa a casca de cítricos sem pegar a parte branca, rala parmesão tão fininho que parece uma nuvem, rala noz moscada, transforma alho em purê. É bom demais
#promoouriço
amzn.to/4c1IPrt
#promoouriço
amzn.to/4c1IPrt
Microplane zester. 🍋
what is your favorite highly-specific kitchen implement?
I love a grapefruit knife!
I love a grapefruit knife!
September 28, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Microplane zester. 🍋
cooking isn't about "getting it just right" it's about communicating with your ancestors through expressions of love that transcend language and time while trying not to microplane your hand
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
cooking isn't about "getting it just right" it's about communicating with your ancestors through expressions of love that transcend language and time while trying not to microplane your hand
And this morning the Shed is a microplane, skimming the laden snowclouds.
January 16, 2024 at 8:23 AM
And this morning the Shed is a microplane, skimming the laden snowclouds.
July 28, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I get weirdly angry over superfluous kitchen utensils. The two other “knife like” things imo are must haves is a microplane and a mandolin.
The Microplane gets used multiple times a day, the mandolin at least twice a week. I’m a solo living person I’ll muffin tin a quick one potato gratin
The Microplane gets used multiple times a day, the mandolin at least twice a week. I’m a solo living person I’ll muffin tin a quick one potato gratin
July 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I get weirdly angry over superfluous kitchen utensils. The two other “knife like” things imo are must haves is a microplane and a mandolin.
The Microplane gets used multiple times a day, the mandolin at least twice a week. I’m a solo living person I’ll muffin tin a quick one potato gratin
The Microplane gets used multiple times a day, the mandolin at least twice a week. I’m a solo living person I’ll muffin tin a quick one potato gratin
Phil checking on my microplane injury
March 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Phil checking on my microplane injury
The Microplane grater, because fingertips are overrated anyway
August 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The Microplane grater, because fingertips are overrated anyway
I don’t use my microplane for garlic 😑🫠
September 30, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I don’t use my microplane for garlic 😑🫠