September 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
GPS satellites move at 1/100000 the speed of light, causing their clocks to tick slower by 7 microseconds per day, and orbit at a height that makes their clocks tick faster by 45 microseconds per day. Two relativistic effects, both at the 1 part in 10 billion level, both essential for GPS accuracy 🧪
April 23, 2026 at 9:56 AM
GPS satellites move at 1/100000 the speed of light, causing their clocks to tick slower by 7 microseconds per day, and orbit at a height that makes their clocks tick faster by 45 microseconds per day. Two relativistic effects, both at the 1 part in 10 billion level, both essential for GPS accuracy 🧪
"DEPLOY THE EMERGENCY BABY" I scream microseconds before every cell in my body is implosively goopified
AI is now capable of designing a record-breaking deep sea submersible on its own. This marks a new age of exploration and I encourage all my fellow AI champions to build one and get in it so they can celebrate this achievement from the bottom of the sea.
August 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"DEPLOY THE EMERGENCY BABY" I scream microseconds before every cell in my body is implosively goopified
Just published Parcel's resolver crate! It's one of the fastest Node-compatible module resolvers written in Rust. Tons of features including tsconfig paths and moduleSuffixes, extension rewriting, aliases, package.json exports, etc. 🚀
docs.rs/parcel-resol...
docs.rs/parcel-resol...
November 10, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Just published Parcel's resolver crate! It's one of the fastest Node-compatible module resolvers written in Rust. Tons of features including tsconfig paths and moduleSuffixes, extension rewriting, aliases, package.json exports, etc. 🚀
docs.rs/parcel-resol...
docs.rs/parcel-resol...
getting to work 4 microseconds late and blaming it on the NIST Boulder atomic clock outage
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
getting to work 4 microseconds late and blaming it on the NIST Boulder atomic clock outage
cool fact, my self-hosted PDS is ~500 microseconds away from my apartment over the internet and that PDS is ~500 microseconds away from its S3 endpoint where my blobs live
this is compared to the ~67-75ms jump from my apartment to bsky's US-east PDSs
the site is a LOT snappier for me now :)
this is compared to the ~67-75ms jump from my apartment to bsky's US-east PDSs
the site is a LOT snappier for me now :)
October 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
cool fact, my self-hosted PDS is ~500 microseconds away from my apartment over the internet and that PDS is ~500 microseconds away from its S3 endpoint where my blobs live
this is compared to the ~67-75ms jump from my apartment to bsky's US-east PDSs
the site is a LOT snappier for me now :)
this is compared to the ~67-75ms jump from my apartment to bsky's US-east PDSs
the site is a LOT snappier for me now :)
I'm not trying to be a dick but anyone who regularly covers climate and emissions issues would see that claim as preposterous in microseconds
May 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I'm not trying to be a dick but anyone who regularly covers climate and emissions issues would see that claim as preposterous in microseconds
today's lesson:
copies are cheap
hashing is expensive
copies are cheap
hashing is expensive
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
today's lesson:
copies are cheap
hashing is expensive
copies are cheap
hashing is expensive
This is literally the rarest pokemon any of you will ever see.
It exists for only 3 microseconds, and only if the music is shoal cave is playing the correct note.
Video next week.
It exists for only 3 microseconds, and only if the music is shoal cave is playing the correct note.
Video next week.
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
This is literally the rarest pokemon any of you will ever see.
It exists for only 3 microseconds, and only if the music is shoal cave is playing the correct note.
Video next week.
It exists for only 3 microseconds, and only if the music is shoal cave is playing the correct note.
Video next week.
Trump Regime Seeks to Strip Citizenship From Opposition Leader is something like 3 microseconds from midnight on the ol’ democracy doomsday clock
Karoline Leavitt indicates the administration is open to a denaturalization-oriented investigation against Zohran Mamdani
June 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Trump Regime Seeks to Strip Citizenship From Opposition Leader is something like 3 microseconds from midnight on the ol’ democracy doomsday clock
Don't tell HackerNews but my new feature serves millions of users with p99s of around 400 microseconds
The new feature is Social Proof, coming soon (people you follow who also follow N, etc.)
Also if you want to know how I built this, I blogged about a bit of it here - jazco.dev/2024/04/20/r...
The new feature is Social Proof, coming soon (people you follow who also follow N, etc.)
Also if you want to know how I built this, I blogged about a bit of it here - jazco.dev/2024/04/20/r...
June 11, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Don't tell HackerNews but my new feature serves millions of users with p99s of around 400 microseconds
The new feature is Social Proof, coming soon (people you follow who also follow N, etc.)
Also if you want to know how I built this, I blogged about a bit of it here - jazco.dev/2024/04/20/r...
The new feature is Social Proof, coming soon (people you follow who also follow N, etc.)
Also if you want to know how I built this, I blogged about a bit of it here - jazco.dev/2024/04/20/r...
if Joe Biden ever claimed presidential immunity for a criminal act, how many microseconds do you think it would take the Supreme Court to rule against him? I'm guessing six
March 5, 2024 at 2:53 AM
if Joe Biden ever claimed presidential immunity for a criminal act, how many microseconds do you think it would take the Supreme Court to rule against him? I'm guessing six
An argument we have on a daily basis (he’s mad because I have him fed him 5 microseconds after getting home.
January 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
An argument we have on a daily basis (he’s mad because I have him fed him 5 microseconds after getting home.
God help me, there are fleeting microseconds I ALMOST feel bad for this son of a b----
They don't last.
They don't last.
Bro is about to burst into tears because no one came to his birthday party.
June 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
God help me, there are fleeting microseconds I ALMOST feel bad for this son of a b----
They don't last.
They don't last.
Now, computers process things a fuck of a lot faster than humans do. But even when you're talking in microseconds (or even nanoseconds), there's a huge difference between a task completing in 84 microseconds and one completing in 16,667 microseconds.
September 3, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Now, computers process things a fuck of a lot faster than humans do. But even when you're talking in microseconds (or even nanoseconds), there's a huge difference between a task completing in 84 microseconds and one completing in 16,667 microseconds.
"just 300,000,000 more microseconds"
#Pekkuniverse #Art #Illustration #rkgk #CharacterDesign #OC #OCart
#Pekkuniverse #Art #Illustration #rkgk #CharacterDesign #OC #OCart
July 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"just 300,000,000 more microseconds"
#Pekkuniverse #Art #Illustration #rkgk #CharacterDesign #OC #OCart
#Pekkuniverse #Art #Illustration #rkgk #CharacterDesign #OC #OCart
It has been a truly upsetting revelation how many people who I thought cared about disinformation, advocating for science, etc just flipped in 0.002 microseconds after a tech company programmed a chatbot to tell them how great their questions are
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 AM
It has been a truly upsetting revelation how many people who I thought cared about disinformation, advocating for science, etc just flipped in 0.002 microseconds after a tech company programmed a chatbot to tell them how great their questions are
I want to capture the moment. The microseconds where boiling water molecules escape atmospheric pressure
September 23, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I want to capture the moment. The microseconds where boiling water molecules escape atmospheric pressure
Canadians 0.1 microseconds after learning about tariffs for the party that was -30 and falling literally a week prior.
February 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Canadians 0.1 microseconds after learning about tariffs for the party that was -30 and falling literally a week prior.
anyone else get super autistic and check tracking notifications / e-mails in regards to an item you're meant to receive every 2 microseconds
September 22, 2026 at 10:08 AM
anyone else get super autistic and check tracking notifications / e-mails in regards to an item you're meant to receive every 2 microseconds
in typical genie wish fashion, there's a catch: the gold is radioactive and lasts for microseconds
May 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
in typical genie wish fashion, there's a catch: the gold is radioactive and lasts for microseconds
Apparently Incineroar's getting a mega form in Pokemon AZ. I expect porn to flood my timeline exactly 12 microseconds after the art is revealed.
March 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Apparently Incineroar's getting a mega form in Pokemon AZ. I expect porn to flood my timeline exactly 12 microseconds after the art is revealed.
Can you imagine how long a human researcher would take to answer the question 'where is President Cleveland buried?', but Bing managed to come up with an answer in *microseconds*.
A cretinously wrong answer. But *microseconds*. THE RESEARCH GAME HAS CHANGED FOREVER.
A cretinously wrong answer. But *microseconds*. THE RESEARCH GAME HAS CHANGED FOREVER.
March 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Can you imagine how long a human researcher would take to answer the question 'where is President Cleveland buried?', but Bing managed to come up with an answer in *microseconds*.
A cretinously wrong answer. But *microseconds*. THE RESEARCH GAME HAS CHANGED FOREVER.
A cretinously wrong answer. But *microseconds*. THE RESEARCH GAME HAS CHANGED FOREVER.
Maybe that’s because he’s only been PM for like ten microseconds
Both the Burnham bounce and Reform fatigue are showing no signs of letting up!
Two more polls show Labour surge and Reform collapse since Burnham took over
Burnham hasn't wasted any time since becoming prime minister - and it looks like his policy announcements are bearing fruit in the polls.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
July 23, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Maybe that’s because he’s only been PM for like ten microseconds