Microslop will never ever touch my machines again.
October 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Microslop will never ever touch my machines again.
Microslop who allowed you to start installing an update 🧍
October 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Microslop who allowed you to start installing an update 🧍
LOL nice going Microslop
October 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
LOL nice going Microslop
this is misleading. the kernel still has a review process and standards. they're not doing what microslop is doing where they have claude write a bunch of code nobody understands
October 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
this is misleading. the kernel still has a review process and standards. they're not doing what microslop is doing where they have claude write a bunch of code nobody understands
Microslop continues to disappoint
October 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Microslop continues to disappoint
Fuck off, microslop!
October 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Fuck off, microslop!
So is Satya Nadella, #MicroSlop CEO.
October 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
So is Satya Nadella, #MicroSlop CEO.
God, I was chugging on that microslop 💀
Dear past self, YOU EXPANDED YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND YOU LOOK HELLA DUMB IN THAT POST GIRLIE.
*Fetches a shotgun*
Dear past self, YOU EXPANDED YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND YOU LOOK HELLA DUMB IN THAT POST GIRLIE.
*Fetches a shotgun*
My Linux moots be like ... INSTALL LINUX, YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SECURE BOOT.
Windows superior for gaming, I move to Linux in 10 to 15 years.
Windows superior for gaming, I move to Linux in 10 to 15 years.
The pain in the ass bit was reinstalling secure boot factory keys back again and re-enabling EXPO cause the cmos gets wiped clean after a bios update
October 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
God, I was chugging on that microslop 💀
Dear past self, YOU EXPANDED YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND YOU LOOK HELLA DUMB IN THAT POST GIRLIE.
*Fetches a shotgun*
Dear past self, YOU EXPANDED YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND YOU LOOK HELLA DUMB IN THAT POST GIRLIE.
*Fetches a shotgun*
i swear if gamemaker comes out with a stable linux version i will fully abandon windows and microslop
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October 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i swear if gamemaker comes out with a stable linux version i will fully abandon windows and microslop
Microslop needs to stop their AI stuff. No AI at all in their os would be good. Anything less is crap.
October 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Microslop needs to stop their AI stuff. No AI at all in their os would be good. Anything less is crap.
Everyone buy this game so Double Fine can make stupid bank and HUMILIATE Xbox/Microslop.
I want to see massive success born of pure spite!
I want to see massive success born of pure spite!
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October 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Everyone buy this game so Double Fine can make stupid bank and HUMILIATE Xbox/Microslop.
I want to see massive success born of pure spite!
I want to see massive success born of pure spite!
... з Edge, бо якась сволота з Microslop колись підписала з тими падлюками угоду. З іншою продукцією цих ублюдків справи не мав, хоча воно настирно лізло до мене. А тепер я відчуваю, що справедливість таки є. Сапасибі, хлопці. Сподіваюся, інфраструктуру цих негідників знесеться до фундаменту...
October 11, 2026 at 10:33 AM
... з Edge, бо якась сволота з Microslop колись підписала з тими падлюками угоду. З іншою продукцією цих ублюдків справи не мав, хоча воно настирно лізло до мене. А тепер я відчуваю, що справедливість таки є. Сапасибі, хлопці. Сподіваюся, інфраструктуру цих негідників знесеться до фундаменту...
Mi jefa me trajo su computadora para que le ayude con algo que no entiende. Qué reverenda garompa es microslop windows11, dos segundos toqué un par de cosas y me hizo calentar
October 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Mi jefa me trajo su computadora para que le ayude con algo que no entiende. Qué reverenda garompa es microslop windows11, dos segundos toqué un par de cosas y me hizo calentar
TBF, Satya Nadella (#MicroSlop CEO) is a green card holder himself. It's a wonder ICE hasn't dragged him off yet. :/
October 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
TBF, Satya Nadella (#MicroSlop CEO) is a green card holder himself. It's a wonder ICE hasn't dragged him off yet. :/
it means spending more on microslop and amazon while taking away our privacy.
October 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
it means spending more on microslop and amazon while taking away our privacy.
There is no adobe or microslop anywhere in my stack, I wiped windows off my pc and laptop 4 months ago.
October 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
There is no adobe or microslop anywhere in my stack, I wiped windows off my pc and laptop 4 months ago.
microslop making only the digital version of switch mincraft have a LIMITED TIME upgrade window has to be the most fucking bullshit fucking garbage yet. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU GODDAMN GREEDY CUNTS I HATE YOU PLEASE DIE
October 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
microslop making only the digital version of switch mincraft have a LIMITED TIME upgrade window has to be the most fucking bullshit fucking garbage yet. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU GODDAMN GREEDY CUNTS I HATE YOU PLEASE DIE
Starting to think these "linus isn't ready people" never use it, wild fucking generation with no merit. Maybe give it a try and stop supporting Microslop.
“linux isnt ready for primetime” meanwhile for the past few years every device made specifically to play games ships w a linux distro by default
i keep seeing folks in both of these threads being like "linux isn't ready for the primetime" and i have no idea what that means
i, a blue collar factory worker, installed linux (mint) on my laptop two years ago, with only minimal linux experience from my Steam Deck, and have had zero (0) issues!
i, a blue collar factory worker, installed linux (mint) on my laptop two years ago, with only minimal linux experience from my Steam Deck, and have had zero (0) issues!
October 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Starting to think these "linus isn't ready people" never use it, wild fucking generation with no merit. Maybe give it a try and stop supporting Microslop.
My guess is Epic don't actually expect to sell any slop games.
They just want AI fanboys to push the stock price up before insiders cash out.
Microslop XBOX will buy anything.
They just want AI fanboys to push the stock price up before insiders cash out.
Microslop XBOX will buy anything.
October 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My guess is Epic don't actually expect to sell any slop games.
They just want AI fanboys to push the stock price up before insiders cash out.
Microslop XBOX will buy anything.
They just want AI fanboys to push the stock price up before insiders cash out.
Microslop XBOX will buy anything.
They'll no doubt cite 'increasing storage costs' as reason, conveniently ignoring that they are a big part of why stuff like Flash storage and HDDs went up in price by 2-10x.
I hope the bubble popping takes out Microslop.
I hope the bubble popping takes out Microslop.
October 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
They'll no doubt cite 'increasing storage costs' as reason, conveniently ignoring that they are a big part of why stuff like Flash storage and HDDs went up in price by 2-10x.
I hope the bubble popping takes out Microslop.
I hope the bubble popping takes out Microslop.