fuck off microslop teams.
November 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
fuck off microslop teams.
Installed Office 2024 on my personal laptop
Forgot to customize the install, so now I have to go uninstall Microslop Defender and Teams
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Forgot to customize the install, so now I have to go uninstall Microslop Defender and Teams
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So my old version of Office 2021 apparently got EOL'd ten days ago
The support doc on the "End of Support" page says things will continue to work like normal
But I can't save files anymore unless I sign up for an M365 subscription, which I neither want nor need
The support doc on the "End of Support" page says things will continue to work like normal
But I can't save files anymore unless I sign up for an M365 subscription, which I neither want nor need
November 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Installed Office 2024 on my personal laptop
Forgot to customize the install, so now I have to go uninstall Microslop Defender and Teams
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Forgot to customize the install, so now I have to go uninstall Microslop Defender and Teams
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
another reason to not add copilot to everything, microslop...
??????? mspaint RCE? lol????
November 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
another reason to not add copilot to everything, microslop...
Are we implying that Microslop is trying to poison the well for Godot in hopes that it will stem the tide of its popularity for profit?
Cause that would 100% be on-brand for Microslop.
Cause that would 100% be on-brand for Microslop.
November 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Are we implying that Microslop is trying to poison the well for Godot in hopes that it will stem the tide of its popularity for profit?
Cause that would 100% be on-brand for Microslop.
Cause that would 100% be on-brand for Microslop.
Spent my afternoon exercising my democratic rights
November 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Spent my afternoon exercising my democratic rights
A Microslop não cansa de me surpreender nas merdas que fazem
Meteram IA no Paint e agora o Paint está rodando código malicioso de terceiros, parabéns pra Microsoft, a Pioral
November 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
A Microslop não cansa de me surpreender nas merdas que fazem
Do you mean Microslop?
November 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Do you mean Microslop?
furthering my hatred of microslop copisstake, stop trying to intergrate urself into my work docs and emails! no i do not want to attend seminars on using it!!! LEMME OPT OUT OF EVERYTHING NOW!!!!!
beeing greeted with a microsoft copilot license and training email in my work inbox first thing ☹️
November 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
furthering my hatred of microslop copisstake, stop trying to intergrate urself into my work docs and emails! no i do not want to attend seminars on using it!!! LEMME OPT OUT OF EVERYTHING NOW!!!!!
microslop most likely has to use ai to bandage alot of merge conflicts
November 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
microslop most likely has to use ai to bandage alot of merge conflicts
What the fuck is Microslop doing that paint of all things is now a vulnerability
November 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
What the fuck is Microslop doing that paint of all things is now a vulnerability
#cartoon #girl #flowers #mspaint #originalcharacter #sad #microsoftpaint #coat #cute #gray #bigeyes #oc #microslop #cartoonartstyle
November 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Plus you know microslop will use ai to put duct tape on the platform merge
November 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Plus you know microslop will use ai to put duct tape on the platform merge
In other news, third party apps to remove Microslop AI and Telemetry are having a bumper year.
November 7, 2026 at 9:30 AM
In other news, third party apps to remove Microslop AI and Telemetry are having a bumper year.
Und als nächstes 1,5 Millionen Lizenzen Microslop für Schulen. Nein? Ach, da haben wir Glück. Sparen ist angesagt.
November 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Und als nächstes 1,5 Millionen Lizenzen Microslop für Schulen. Nein? Ach, da haben wir Glück. Sparen ist angesagt.
Don't forget about that Dildo with ears Satya Nadella from Microslop. That bitch took a medal from Orangie and started calling AI, Super Intelligence the next day.
November 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Don't forget about that Dildo with ears Satya Nadella from Microslop. That bitch took a medal from Orangie and started calling AI, Super Intelligence the next day.
Microsoft offering "voluntary" buyouts to about 60000 employees.... the only person that should leave is CEO Satya Nadella, he truly turned #Microsoft into #MicroSlop
#SatyaNadella sucks
#SatyaNadella sucks
November 6, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Microsoft offering "voluntary" buyouts to about 60000 employees.... the only person that should leave is CEO Satya Nadella, he truly turned #Microsoft into #MicroSlop
#SatyaNadella sucks
#SatyaNadella sucks
microslop kernel development is so ass, I even see what they trying to build too ... a copilot desktop ui
November 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
microslop kernel development is so ass, I even see what they trying to build too ... a copilot desktop ui
Oh 100%! I imagine Microslop doesn't require AI disclosures, hence them taking that route for distribution over *anything* else
November 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Oh 100%! I imagine Microslop doesn't require AI disclosures, hence them taking that route for distribution over *anything* else
Microslop trying to "edit" my emails to make them shorter is the bane of my existence. Let me be a wordy, educated bitch!!!
November 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Microslop trying to "edit" my emails to make them shorter is the bane of my existence. Let me be a wordy, educated bitch!!!
As much as I dislike Microslop, I am glad they are the ones currently owning Minecraft.
Notch is a scumbag.
Notch is a scumbag.
November 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
As much as I dislike Microslop, I am glad they are the ones currently owning Minecraft.
Notch is a scumbag.
Notch is a scumbag.
perfekt danke direkt mal ein microslop m365 abo abschließen
November 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
perfekt danke direkt mal ein microslop m365 abo abschließen
I lowkey thought Windows 11 26H2 was the Bromine branch and Germanium kernel merge. But that could be in 27H2.
Germanium bromide is pretty unstable as fuck. Good luck microslop.
Germanium bromide is pretty unstable as fuck. Good luck microslop.
November 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I lowkey thought Windows 11 26H2 was the Bromine branch and Germanium kernel merge. But that could be in 27H2.
Germanium bromide is pretty unstable as fuck. Good luck microslop.
Germanium bromide is pretty unstable as fuck. Good luck microslop.