#microsplastics
Microsplastics are stored in the balls
May 20, 2024 at 12:13 PM
It’s not every day I agree with DOGEai, but it thinks my Microsplastics Safety Act is a good idea!

Safe to say it’s past time we figure out how microplastics are impacting our health.
July 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The tone of this is much more panicked than the one the "microsplastics are found in newborn babies: well ain't that interesting!" articles

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July 1, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Nice try, Big Gov. You're gonna have to pry the microsplastics from my cold, dead testicles.
Illinois is requiring polluters to begin reporting spills of industrial plastic pellets known as nurdles, a growing source of contamination in the Great Lakes and Mississippi River watersheds.
Illinois law is the first in the Great Lakes region to designate industrial plastic pellets as pollution
www.chicagotribune.com
August 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Wow this is a great review of my book, so glad someone else sees the real truth behind microplastics!
Microsplastics Are Your Friends — booke review
I’m here to tell you about a book I just read called “Microplastics Are Your Friends” by Mister Shushy. It’s a self-published book on…
medium.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
*getting cremated* This one's stuck in the oven,his microsplastics must've melted
August 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hope for removing microplastics from water but we still need to stop producing more plastics: New Microplastics Water Filter Made With Cotton and Squid Bone Could Be 99.9% Effective, Scientists Report #plastics #plasticspollution #microsplastics www.pressenza.com/2024/12/new-...
New Microplastics Water Filter Made With Cotton and Squid Bone Could Be 99.9% Effective, Scientists Report
In a new study led by researchers at Wuhan University, scientists have developed a filter, made with cotton and squid bone, that can be used to adsorb
www.pressenza.com
December 15, 2024 at 5:25 PM
especially now that i found out the balls that god cursed me with are stuffed with microsplastics hawwwwwghghghghghuuughgh
May 21, 2024 at 3:50 PM
they have also spread the nonsense about microsplastics and about "ultra-processed foods", including claiming MSG and hydrogenated oils are dangerous, that's just off the top of my head
April 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Also, I'm sure the move from animal products to plastic has NOTHING to do with the fact that there are no populations from which we can get a control group on the impact of microsplastics in our bodies.
March 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Plastic in paradise!
To follow up on the topic of microsplastics as discussed on RTÉ Radio 1 during the Claire Byrne show today, take a look at this documentary that I made in 2015 about plastics in our marine environment and it's effects on wildlife.

youtu.be/bIiWs4szs0s?...
Series_Episode 1_Plastic in Pardise
YouTube video by David Pembroke
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
you know how they discovered microsplastics in the testicles? don't worry babe, mine are macroplastics
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December 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Matt, with amount of microsplastics in the biosphere all lifeforms are being slowly plastinised. We're all going to end up like at eventually.
January 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Almost certainly, but it's actually often the opposite: various studies have shown tap water as healthier, though it depends where (shorturl.at/HOJdx). Recent UK study shows microsplastics in both, but smaller particles - worse for health - in bottled water: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Drinking bottled water is much worse for you than tap, scientists find
Compared to tap water, buying bottled water could be both worse for you and the planet.
www.sciencefocus.com
March 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
While kids forget maths in the holidays, it turns out ocean microplastics have better memories than most!

Our researchers found larger microplastic particles retain a “memory” of their previous motion, affecting how they travel.

hw.ac.uk/news/2026/oc...
July 27, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Synthetic Fiber Samples from DuPont Experimental Station, 1937 https://g.co/arts/csjMnzgH2cvvSrrY6?zx=bkank62sqfcq via @SciHistoryOrg #microsplastics #plasticpollution
November 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Wavetream filters help shipbuilder reach UN sustainability targets

The problem of microsplastics and other pollutants in the world’s oceans..

https://f.mtr.cool/etwscqqwse

#ibi #ibinews #ibipulse
Wavetream filters help shipbuilder reach UN sustainability targets
The problem of microsplastics and other pollutants in the world's oceans is being addressed at source, with boatbuilders being encouraged to fit bilgewater filters
f.mtr.cool
September 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Only 9% of the #plastic is #recycled, most of it ends up in the #Oceans 🌊

#microsplastics end up in our brain, placenta and heart affecting our #health

At the #UN 🇺🇳 plastic conference in #SouthKorea 🇰🇷 a #PlasticTreaty is badly needed🌏

#INC5
November 29, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Only two years left of world’s carbon budget to meet 1.5C target, scientists warn www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Extreme heat, so-called "once-in-a-century" floods happening every other year, drought, ocean level rise, extinctions of critical species, microsplastics in our organs...
Only two years left of world’s carbon budget to meet 1.5C target, scientists warn
Breaching threshold would ramp up catastrophic weather events, further increasing human suffering
www.theguardian.com
June 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Sanding PLA is gonna be the end of me jesus christ.

Mmm microsplastics
October 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Question for the council:

Can these microsplastics in my blood and brain go to my skin? I'm trying to save money on botox.
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Protestors should make posters that show Trump's brain and balls and entire body filled with microsplastics. Ozempic can't get rid of that stuff for you, you asshole
February 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Life in microsplastics!
It's fantastic!
October 21, 2024 at 12:38 PM
The fearmongers would rather worry about strangers taking pharmaceutical hormones than worry about microsplastics or this!!

Hope Mark can back his concern with action because he’s what my state needs, but politicians often make empty promises.

For now though, he has and has had my support!
Forever chemicals in our drinking water are a public health crisis. I've been fighting to get Arizona the resources it needs to address PFAS contamination. This shouldn’t be a partisan issue. Our families deserve clean, safe water and this is a step backwards.
May 27, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Not arguing that microsplastics are a problem

Just find it ironic that it, along with eating healthy, was mocked and derided by Republicans until someone as unhealthy and unscientific as RFKJr comes along

Also, attack the plastics in the environment not just in the body

#Microplastics #Inners
April 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM