#midthirties
Midthirties gang GO
September 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
look i was in my midthirties and too broke to buy red bull i didn’t order wholesale through the bar and i thought “i could probably survive like this, by negotiating with gender so that neither one of us is happy,” which they say is the true spirit of christmas. or compromise. or something.
July 21, 2026 at 1:57 PM
and yet poor demi-sexual lucanis has reached his midthirties having no idea how his works
January 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"Hey, your partner called us. Wow. Skateboarding? Right now, at this point in your life? Recreationally? No! Why do you insist on wading into the waters of the Unknown when the safe shores of Life have been given to you by people who love you?"
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You Really Want to Start Skateboarding in Your Midthirties? Here Are Five Picks for Relaxing Outdoor Chairs Instead
Hey, your partner called us. Wow. Skateboarding? Right now, at this point in your life? Recreationally? No! Why do you insist on wading into the wa...
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July 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I felt stupid AF when I got to my midthirties, discovered I actually really enjoy watching and playing team sports, and also discovered sports fandom was indistinguishable from any other fandom except it was far more diverse.
July 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
PSA - if you are an experienced #whisky / #whiskey drinker trying #jamisonorange #irishwhiskey for the first time, it really sneaks up on you. #midthirties #irish #drunk #lawyer
March 29, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Celebrating hitting my midthirties this year with a ton of bloodwork and two piercings ☺️
June 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i knowwww and i approve actually. thanks ts for giving me midthirties love hope
August 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m midthirties and would gladly give up 80% of my kitchen for ~half my rent
July 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Missing the simple clinking of my door frame’s plastic beaded curtain. #thirtyish #midthirties #quarterlifecrisis
December 17, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Ugh same 😔 midthirties moment
February 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A disillusioned midthirties tranny who cheats on her wife whenever they travel for said wife's fighting game tournaments. Things come to a head when she learns her wife did so at the same tournament
May 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
lol amazing. it was also good for midthirties angst.
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Friday afternoon short story: "Reckless Eyeballing" by N. K. Jemisin from the collection Out There Screaming: An Anthology of New Black Horror, edited by Jordan Peele. Due out in October from Random House.
September 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Omg I cannot decide…should I grow my hair out or chop it again? 😫
#brunette #shorthair #midthirties #browneyes
May 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“Labor’s perennially low primary vote, hovering low-midthirties and now is both cause and effect. As reader pointed out the other day, “The ALP is stuck in catch-22! They pursue incrementalism because their legitimacy is weak, but their weak primary vote prevents them from pursing bold reform.”
April 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Big Boy Bilbo is correct; he is a stoned and constantly eating fancylad in his midthirties
March 5, 2024 at 5:59 PM
"Hey, your partner called us. Wow. Skateboarding? Right now, at this point in your life? Recreationally? No! Why do you insist on wading into the waters of the Unknown when the safe shores of Life have been given to you by people who love you?" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
You Really Want to Start Skateboarding in Your Midthirties? Here Are Five Picks for Relaxing Outdoor Chairs Instead
Hey, your partner called us. Wow. Skateboarding? Right now, at this point in your life? Recreationally? No! Why do you insist on wading into the wa...
www.mcsweeneys.net
June 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I'm midthirties posting by complaining that I slept too long on one shoulder and now Hell exists where my spine used to be
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Flirting with Forever by Cara Bastone is a fantastic book in a fantastic series! It's only $1.99!

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Flirting with Forever
Check out Flirting with Forever - <strong>Sometimes you get a second chance at a first impression<br><br></strong>Mary Trace is bright, bubbly and back in the dating pool in her midthirties. All of he...
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June 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I need to actually finish watching rottmnt so I know what the timeline is. Alex is supposed to be in her midthirties and there's a version of her who was a fan of Lou Jitsu in her child/teen years and cannot reconcile with Splinter being Him not because of his looks but bc of his terrible parenting.
July 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
🧵🪡 book 20/2026
still born by guadalupe hettel

i went in expecting something devastating, and while grief and loss are obviously at its core, i was surprised by how warm the story felt at so many points. there’s a real tenderness to nettel’s writing, especially in the way she explores motherhood,
September 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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