God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood
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November 25, 2024 at 4:56 PM
God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood
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God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
August 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
Yeah, the papacy was famously an apolitical entity for nearly two millennia.
TIL that the earliest example of a pope being "entangled in politics" dates from the mid-20th century. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/w...
Many Popes Have Been Entangled in Politics. Here Are 5 of Them.
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April 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Yeah, the papacy was famously an apolitical entity for nearly two millennia.
who would win?
A great sage that ascended their chi for a millennia.
or
Some misplaced furniture.
A great sage that ascended their chi for a millennia.
or
Some misplaced furniture.
December 17, 2024 at 3:00 PM
who would win?
A great sage that ascended their chi for a millennia.
or
Some misplaced furniture.
A great sage that ascended their chi for a millennia.
or
Some misplaced furniture.
Dumbest fucking war in millennia.
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) - US pauses sanctions on Iranian oil stranded on tankers at sea until April 19, as Washington seeks to curb soaring prices.
March 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Dumbest fucking war in millennia.
For millennia migration was just a standard thing for humans.
“Here’s a radical thought: what if migration is only a problem to those who want it to be? What if we started seeing the mass movement of people less as an existential threat and more as a simple inevitability of human existence?”
Ceuta was a carnival of anti-migrant content for hateful opportunists on the right – and a lesson for the left | Jonathan Liew
It was framed as a perfect storm because nativists dearly wanted it to be. Looking on, progressives failed to meet the moment too, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
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August 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
For millennia migration was just a standard thing for humans.
February 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Spoiler-free review of three-millennia-old poem"
July 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"Spoiler-free review of three-millennia-old poem"
Academia and its millennia long history would not exist without autism and adhd send skeet
August 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Academia and its millennia long history would not exist without autism and adhd send skeet
Millennia?! Is this guy aware the USA hasn't existed for millennia? Do you want to buy a watch from someone with that understanding of how time works?
June 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Millennia?! Is this guy aware the USA hasn't existed for millennia? Do you want to buy a watch from someone with that understanding of how time works?
An Aeris I drew millennia ago
March 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
An Aeris I drew millennia ago
The looters I want to talk about are the ones who stole our safe and stable climate from us. Millennia of planetary harm for individuals' profit. They set the fires.
January 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The looters I want to talk about are the ones who stole our safe and stable climate from us. Millennia of planetary harm for individuals' profit. They set the fires.
just ended 2 millennia of christendom with that
March 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
just ended 2 millennia of christendom with that
Eerie, isn’t it, that these words were first said more than two millennia ago
March 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Eerie, isn’t it, that these words were first said more than two millennia ago
Also, "foundational immigration law" has been in place for millennia?
Does he think they were cross checking IDs at the edge of Sparta?
Does he think they were cross checking IDs at the edge of Sparta?
June 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Also, "foundational immigration law" has been in place for millennia?
Does he think they were cross checking IDs at the edge of Sparta?
Does he think they were cross checking IDs at the edge of Sparta?
God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
March 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
Ah yes, the winter solstice, celebrated for millennia by gathering round and saying "oh fuck it's gonna be dark all the time soon"
September 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Ah yes, the winter solstice, celebrated for millennia by gathering round and saying "oh fuck it's gonna be dark all the time soon"
March 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
......millennia?
June 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
......millennia?
Millennia of human cultures would correctly have recognized this as demonic
Zelda Williams urges fans to stop sending AI videos of her father, Robin Williams:
“Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, I’ll restrict and move on.”
“Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, I’ll restrict and move on.”
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Millennia of human cultures would correctly have recognized this as demonic
they don’t seem to make new cursed amulets that will tarnish someones blood line for millennia these days anymore
February 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
they don’t seem to make new cursed amulets that will tarnish someones blood line for millennia these days anymore
when you can relate millennia later
November 18, 2023 at 7:42 PM
when you can relate millennia later
One of the reasons people are viscerally mad about AI is that it is constantly publicly being used to violate millennia-old but today-largely-unspoken social taboos.
September 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
One of the reasons people are viscerally mad about AI is that it is constantly publicly being used to violate millennia-old but today-largely-unspoken social taboos.
there's something really special about a place in this world where people have been gathering for literal millennia to complain about the seating's lack of upper back support
Fulfilling the purpose for which it was built almost 2000 years ago, football fans packed the Roman Theatre of Amman to watch the Jordan v Algeria World Cup match. What a sight. [kottke.org]
2000-Year-Old Roman Amphitheatre Hosts World Cup Watch Party
Fulfilling the purpose for which it was built almost 2000 years ago, football fans packed the Roman Theatre of Amman to watch the Jordan v Algeria World Cup match. I don’t know whether Roman rulers, builders, and archite
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June 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
there's something really special about a place in this world where people have been gathering for literal millennia to complain about the seating's lack of upper back support