I grew up in the woods, raised by milves
November 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I grew up in the woods, raised by milves
he puts on the Joe version of "This Christmas" because he thinks it will help him pull Festive Milves
November 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
he puts on the Joe version of "This Christmas" because he thinks it will help him pull Festive Milves
Plenty of porn retwote on my TL but no milves
November 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Plenty of porn retwote on my TL but no milves
it could be milver, but they aren't even milves...
November 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
it could be milver, but they aren't even milves...
Deleting Spongebob from the timeline cause I can't relate to anyone, I was too busy watching anime transphobia and anime milves on my TV
November 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Deleting Spongebob from the timeline cause I can't relate to anyone, I was too busy watching anime transphobia and anime milves on my TV
"MILVES"? no. a MILF is an angel, so the plural is "MILFIM"
October 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"MILVES"? no. a MILF is an angel, so the plural is "MILFIM"
wait is it milfs or milves
October 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
wait is it milfs or milves
is it true that you'll create a new purple heart medal equivalent for the brave milves and dilves injured in the line of booty?
November 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
is it true that you'll create a new purple heart medal equivalent for the brave milves and dilves injured in the line of booty?
it’s milves, similar to how the plural of queef is queeves
October 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
it’s milves, similar to how the plural of queef is queeves
I both hate and love how much this endears me to him, may he get all the christmas milves that he wants
November 2, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I both hate and love how much this endears me to him, may he get all the christmas milves that he wants
I say smurves and I say milves because of wolves and of elves
October 29, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I say smurves and I say milves because of wolves and of elves
This is particularly bad with a lot of JP artists which sucks because they're doing some of god's greatest work out there when it comes to milves... tragic...
This may be shocking but I'm *not* into underage boys being sexualized idk.
This may be shocking but I'm *not* into underage boys being sexualized idk.
November 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
This is particularly bad with a lot of JP artists which sucks because they're doing some of god's greatest work out there when it comes to milves... tragic...
This may be shocking but I'm *not* into underage boys being sexualized idk.
This may be shocking but I'm *not* into underage boys being sexualized idk.
the only real solution is to have a section of your life you've cordoned off for being a sexual reprobate devoid of any meaningful political inclination
there is no political explanation present or needed for my perusal of the dmv's population of divorced milves
there is no political explanation present or needed for my perusal of the dmv's population of divorced milves
October 27, 2026 at 7:33 PM
the only real solution is to have a section of your life you've cordoned off for being a sexual reprobate devoid of any meaningful political inclination
there is no political explanation present or needed for my perusal of the dmv's population of divorced milves
there is no political explanation present or needed for my perusal of the dmv's population of divorced milves
The Feynman approach
Maybe Franklin fits better, but I think Feynman would identify with the milves of it all
Maybe Franklin fits better, but I think Feynman would identify with the milves of it all
October 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The Feynman approach
Maybe Franklin fits better, but I think Feynman would identify with the milves of it all
Maybe Franklin fits better, but I think Feynman would identify with the milves of it all
thinking abt the 45yo milves whose fics i used to read when i first got into fandom ages 11-13.... theyre in their 60s now... grandbabies and shit... hope they're still finding the time to fujo out online.....
November 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
thinking abt the 45yo milves whose fics i used to read when i first got into fandom ages 11-13.... theyre in their 60s now... grandbabies and shit... hope they're still finding the time to fujo out online.....
Hunted across the plains by the wild milves of the Serengeti
October 26, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Hunted across the plains by the wild milves of the Serengeti
Go to the dairy maid dairy in Frederick it's where all the school milks come from 🫡
Probably some cornfed milves up there too
Probably some cornfed milves up there too
October 28, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Go to the dairy maid dairy in Frederick it's where all the school milks come from 🫡
Probably some cornfed milves up there too
Probably some cornfed milves up there too
I'm down if u like butch muscle milves 😌
October 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I'm down if u like butch muscle milves 😌
this is a good one. my last experiences watching a reality show were pretty horrifying (it was the milves and sons show) (why did they do that to those people)
October 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
this is a good one. my last experiences watching a reality show were pretty horrifying (it was the milves and sons show) (why did they do that to those people)
Milves is the plural of Milf as you are all aware
October 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Milves is the plural of Milf as you are all aware
I’m getting Ben Franklin to judge me. He’s going to rate me on the quality of my Milves
So if an American has dual citizenship, do they get to choose what founder gets to judge them?
The American civil religion is getting really fucking weird.
October 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I’m getting Ben Franklin to judge me. He’s going to rate me on the quality of my Milves
That's funnier so I'm changing it retrospectively to that
How are you on milves
How are you on milves
October 23, 2026 at 3:10 PM
That's funnier so I'm changing it retrospectively to that
How are you on milves
How are you on milves