Looks like he's using Minwax Wood Finish Colonial Maple (223) today.
July 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Looks like he's using Minwax Wood Finish Colonial Maple (223) today.
Minwax has a furniture stain for that
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Minwax has a furniture stain for that
He switched from Minwax Colonial Maple to Minwax Ebony
April 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He switched from Minwax Colonial Maple to Minwax Ebony
Think it's Minwax, not blush.
February 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Think it's Minwax, not blush.
To be fair, George, he runs the gamut of Minwax stains
He isn’t always orange
Sometimes he’s Colonial Maple
Sometimes he’s Dark Walnut
And all times, he looks ridiculously moronic
He isn’t always orange
Sometimes he’s Colonial Maple
Sometimes he’s Dark Walnut
And all times, he looks ridiculously moronic
May 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
To be fair, George, he runs the gamut of Minwax stains
He isn’t always orange
Sometimes he’s Colonial Maple
Sometimes he’s Dark Walnut
And all times, he looks ridiculously moronic
He isn’t always orange
Sometimes he’s Colonial Maple
Sometimes he’s Dark Walnut
And all times, he looks ridiculously moronic
Who knew that MinWax made face varnish?
March 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Who knew that MinWax made face varnish?
I have partnered with Minwax Tung Oil finish for a special limited furniture grease-scented edition of STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS and 100 numbered and signed copies are haunted with your many misdeeds
p.s. what the fuck
p.s. what the fuck
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
October 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have partnered with Minwax Tung Oil finish for a special limited furniture grease-scented edition of STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS and 100 numbered and signed copies are haunted with your many misdeeds
p.s. what the fuck
p.s. what the fuck
Perfect, Minwax!
March 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Perfect, Minwax!
And looks like a well-kept cherry credenza
April 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
And looks like a well-kept cherry credenza
Who wore it best?
Trump or Minwax?
Face: Colonial Maple 223
"Hair": Golden Pecan 245
Trump or Minwax?
Face: Colonial Maple 223
"Hair": Golden Pecan 245
August 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Who wore it best?
Trump or Minwax?
Face: Colonial Maple 223
"Hair": Golden Pecan 245
Trump or Minwax?
Face: Colonial Maple 223
"Hair": Golden Pecan 245
Minwax Colonial Maple 223
February 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Minwax Colonial Maple 223
For the aging woodworker.
July 29, 2026 at 9:30 PM
For the aging woodworker.
A handy guide that could be called "50 Shades of Trump"
October 30, 2024 at 3:08 AM
A handy guide that could be called "50 Shades of Trump"
I think that's Minwax Colonial Maple 223.
May 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think that's Minwax Colonial Maple 223.
Don't vote for the guy who matches the Minwax Wood stains chart. (Colonial Maple, unless he decides to go even more orange.)
November 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Don't vote for the guy who matches the Minwax Wood stains chart. (Colonial Maple, unless he decides to go even more orange.)
if it turns out that Minwax face paint, hairspray and girdles are imports he'll call off his tariffs
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 AM
if it turns out that Minwax face paint, hairspray and girdles are imports he'll call off his tariffs
Minwax Golden Oak!
March 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Minwax Golden Oak!
As someone that uses Minwax stains often on various projects around my house this is fucking hilarious!! 🤣🤣
May 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As someone that uses Minwax stains often on various projects around my house this is fucking hilarious!! 🤣🤣
I guess orange Minwax is not considered makeup.
July 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I guess orange Minwax is not considered makeup.
He needs to knock off the colloidal silver. Or maybe he moved up to mainlining Minwax Dark Walnut.
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
He needs to knock off the colloidal silver. Or maybe he moved up to mainlining Minwax Dark Walnut.
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM