"Mohels hate this one simple trick."
June 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
"Mohels hate this one simple trick."
In keeping with his aggressively Christian policy, he'll forbid military mohels to collect tips.
We're a week away from Pete Hegseth announcing an official Pentagon policy on circumcisions.
July 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
In keeping with his aggressively Christian policy, he'll forbid military mohels to collect tips.
(Lorde voice)
But we’ll never be mohels
(Mohels)
But we’ll never be mohels
(Mohels)
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
(Lorde voice)
But we’ll never be mohels
(Mohels)
But we’ll never be mohels
(Mohels)
Don’t forget that so many service industry jobs: waiters, bartenders, delivery people, mohels — they all work for tips.
June 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Don’t forget that so many service industry jobs: waiters, bartenders, delivery people, mohels — they all work for tips.
I can't believe Beit Hillel allows this @shammaiintl.bsky.social
(what even would be the ruling from Beit Shammai on number of mohels for each night?)
(what even would be the ruling from Beit Shammai on number of mohels for each night?)
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I can't believe Beit Hillel allows this @shammaiintl.bsky.social
(what even would be the ruling from Beit Shammai on number of mohels for each night?)
(what even would be the ruling from Beit Shammai on number of mohels for each night?)
Mohels require a 4/4 drumbeat to successfully remove the foreskin
April 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Mohels require a 4/4 drumbeat to successfully remove the foreskin
The holy oil goes on with a q tip. Mohels, you're on your own
The data center water use is actually for baptizing all the new LLM instances. We should also add some baptism related Bible verses to the system prompt just in case.
October 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The holy oil goes on with a q tip. Mohels, you're on your own
The investigation was because of a complaint made by a rabbi and the impacted community is Jewish. What are we doing here.
www.jta.org/2026/02/16/g...
www.jta.org/2026/02/16/g...
US ambassador demands that Belgium drop 'ridiculous and anti semitic' investigation of mohels - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The mohels came under scrutiny after an Antwerp rabbi filed a complaint about their practices.
www.jta.org
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The investigation was because of a complaint made by a rabbi and the impacted community is Jewish. What are we doing here.
www.jta.org/2026/02/16/g...
www.jta.org/2026/02/16/g...
Getting called up by mohels at my specialized catering company, Briscotti
February 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Getting called up by mohels at my specialized catering company, Briscotti
BESPOKE: beware of mohels doing hasbara
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
BESPOKE: beware of mohels doing hasbara
I'm sure a lot of mohels are bris-tling.
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm sure a lot of mohels are bris-tling.
The US ambassador to Belgium, who amplified posts by a Belgian Holocaust denier, is telling the Belgian minister of health that he is being antisemitic by investigating unsafe mohel practices - even though the complaints were made from within the Jewish community. www.jta.org/2026/02/16/g...
US ambassador demands that Belgium drop 'ridiculous and anti semitic' investigation of mohels - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The mohels came under scrutiny after an Antwerp rabbi filed a complaint about their practices.
www.jta.org
February 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The US ambassador to Belgium, who amplified posts by a Belgian Holocaust denier, is telling the Belgian minister of health that he is being antisemitic by investigating unsafe mohel practices - even though the complaints were made from within the Jewish community. www.jta.org/2026/02/16/g...
Hollywood mohels be like,
March 11, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Hollywood mohels be like,
when mohels make smores
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
when mohels make smores
I’ve seen mohels with scarier knives
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I’ve seen mohels with scarier knives
My mohel arrived in a car with 15 other mohels, and insisted that the bris happen while walking a tightrope. But that’s what you get when you order a circuscision.
January 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My mohel arrived in a car with 15 other mohels, and insisted that the bris happen while walking a tightrope. But that’s what you get when you order a circuscision.
This sounds like I’m trying to create Uber but for mohels
July 14, 2026 at 2:34 PM
This sounds like I’m trying to create Uber but for mohels
I thought Autism caused circumcisions…or Epstein causes autistic mohels…I’m so confused…
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I thought Autism caused circumcisions…or Epstein causes autistic mohels…I’m so confused…
Christina! How do you know about mohels??
August 31, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Christina! How do you know about mohels??
Belgium’s Foreign Minister Maxime Prévot has summoned Bill White, the U.S. ambassador to the country, over his comments accusing Belgium of antisemitism and lashing out against its health minister.
Belgium summons US ambassador over antisemitism claims
Bill White accused Belgium’s health minister of inaction following the arrest of three Jewish mohels who perform circumcisions.
www.politico.eu
February 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Belgium’s Foreign Minister Maxime Prévot has summoned Bill White, the U.S. ambassador to the country, over his comments accusing Belgium of antisemitism and lashing out against its health minister.
The mohels practicing their craft with itty-bitty lightsabres
January 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The mohels practicing their craft with itty-bitty lightsabres
Sounding as if he were an imperial envoy, the US ambassador to Belgium lectured the country in imitation of his boss: “YOU MUST DROP THE RIDICULOUS AND ANTI SEMITIC ‘PROSECUTION’ NOW OF THE 3 JEWISH RELIGIOUS FIGURES (MOHELS) IN ANTWERP!” wapo.st/3OQYwu8
Opinion | Trump’s mini-me ambassadors are insulting and alienating U.S. allies
Save the undiplomatic diplomats. The president does enough damage to America’s reputation all by himself.
wapo.st
March 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Sounding as if he were an imperial envoy, the US ambassador to Belgium lectured the country in imitation of his boss: “YOU MUST DROP THE RIDICULOUS AND ANTI SEMITIC ‘PROSECUTION’ NOW OF THE 3 JEWISH RELIGIOUS FIGURES (MOHELS) IN ANTWERP!” wapo.st/3OQYwu8
It’s every mohels dream to perform a circumcision in a fraternity or sorority house, that’s kind of like our mile high club
September 21, 2023 at 4:48 PM
It’s every mohels dream to perform a circumcision in a fraternity or sorority house, that’s kind of like our mile high club
As opposed to “circumcisions beyond our control” being performed by a group of mohels run amok.
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
As opposed to “circumcisions beyond our control” being performed by a group of mohels run amok.