Nation’s Moms Get Started On Their Sorta-Funky Witch Costumes https://theonion.com/nation-s-moms-get-started-on-their-sorta-funky-witch-co-1839295860/
October 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nation’s Moms Get Started On Their Sorta-Funky Witch Costumes https://theonion.com/nation-s-moms-get-started-on-their-sorta-funky-witch-co-1839295860/
Happy Halloween! Go out with your moms.
October 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Happy Halloween! Go out with your moms.
Willow and her two moms eating salad
November 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Willow and her two moms eating salad
Getting moms involved at inopportune times is a 2026 tradition.
Also why is Haley Stevens mom releasing a statement on her behalf, is she twelve
Haley Stevens has emphatically called Trump and his admin “authoritarian”. She has said he and his party which include Mike Rogers have been physically endangering numerous others and minority groups for years
She is telling Michigan voters now to help preserve the authoritarian grip on the Senate
She is telling Michigan voters now to help preserve the authoritarian grip on the Senate
November 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Getting moms involved at inopportune times is a 2026 tradition.
November 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
There was a movie some time ago called “Mars Needs Moms”.
I think a new movie should be made called “Moms Need Cocks”.
😊
I think a new movie should be made called “Moms Need Cocks”.
😊
October 31, 2026 at 11:26 AM
There was a movie some time ago called “Mars Needs Moms”.
I think a new movie should be made called “Moms Need Cocks”.
😊
I think a new movie should be made called “Moms Need Cocks”.
😊
This was my moms senior cat who I considered to be her caretaker. I adored him, we all did
November 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
This was my moms senior cat who I considered to be her caretaker. I adored him, we all did
At the bottom of that list, they wrote, ‘We want to hug our moms.’”
"We want to hug our moms."
"The newly passed law will make it a right for all youth in juvenile detention centers to hug their parents."
"[T]heir longer struggle: shutting down dangerous facilities like Los Padrinos, and decarcerating youth."
#California #USA #Healthcare #Incarceration #Torture
"The newly passed law will make it a right for all youth in juvenile detention centers to hug their parents."
"[T]heir longer struggle: shutting down dangerous facilities like Los Padrinos, and decarcerating youth."
#California #USA #Healthcare #Incarceration #Torture
Incarcerated Los Angeles Youth Fought for the Right to Hug Their Parents — and Won
Having enshrined youths' right to hug parents during visits behind bars, activists are pushing for decarceration.
truthout.org
November 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
At the bottom of that list, they wrote, ‘We want to hug our moms.’”
Here to report that moms of young children have fucking had it
November 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Here to report that moms of young children have fucking had it
October 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"My bank balance was worth putting new moms in jail" is . . . brilliant?
November 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"My bank balance was worth putting new moms in jail" is . . . brilliant?
Hyper competitive Moms making their Sons compete in NNN.
November 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Hyper competitive Moms making their Sons compete in NNN.
Poll Winner: Alex, Mia, and their moms!
October 30, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Poll Winner: Alex, Mia, and their moms!
Can’t right now, I’m tryna pickup lonely single moms at the corn maze.
October 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Can’t right now, I’m tryna pickup lonely single moms at the corn maze.
Jailing moms? Marshall says "my involvement ended" when he turned those poor moms' bills over to a collection agency.
Whatever happened after, not my problem.
"I humbly ask for your vote."
And don't call me a Floridian.
I sold my 1,949-sq-ft Sarasota home (checks notes) 18 days ago.
Whatever happened after, not my problem.
"I humbly ask for your vote."
And don't call me a Floridian.
I sold my 1,949-sq-ft Sarasota home (checks notes) 18 days ago.
November 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Jailing moms? Marshall says "my involvement ended" when he turned those poor moms' bills over to a collection agency.
Whatever happened after, not my problem.
"I humbly ask for your vote."
And don't call me a Floridian.
I sold my 1,949-sq-ft Sarasota home (checks notes) 18 days ago.
Whatever happened after, not my problem.
"I humbly ask for your vote."
And don't call me a Floridian.
I sold my 1,949-sq-ft Sarasota home (checks notes) 18 days ago.
Happy Halloween!
We have Momberus (Nora and Sena's moms), dressed as Sexy Nurses.
Art by the lovely @amaderrp.bsky.social
We have Momberus (Nora and Sena's moms), dressed as Sexy Nurses.
Art by the lovely @amaderrp.bsky.social
November 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Happy Halloween!
We have Momberus (Nora and Sena's moms), dressed as Sexy Nurses.
Art by the lovely @amaderrp.bsky.social
We have Momberus (Nora and Sena's moms), dressed as Sexy Nurses.
Art by the lovely @amaderrp.bsky.social
Candidates’ moms sure are having a moment.
November 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Candidates’ moms sure are having a moment.
Mike Rogers looks like the boys in my 7th grade class, forced by our moms to attend our first junior high dance.
November 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Mike Rogers looks like the boys in my 7th grade class, forced by our moms to attend our first junior high dance.
Moms are hilarious, why are people unprepared?
October 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Moms are hilarious, why are people unprepared?
I voted! 🗳️ & wrote 100 postcards to voters…
Moms are powering this election. Have you voted yet?
Moms are powering this election. Have you voted yet?
Moms are powering this election
Tell MomsRising you voted (or plan to), add your mark to the map, and see the candidates moms are supporting for Congress.
action.momsrising.org
November 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I voted! 🗳️ & wrote 100 postcards to voters…
Moms are powering this election. Have you voted yet?
Moms are powering this election. Have you voted yet?
senior citizen midwestern moms big mad
November 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
senior citizen midwestern moms big mad
My beau’s israeli/knees weak arms is heavy/mike rogers received my endorsement already, moms spaghetti
November 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
My beau’s israeli/knees weak arms is heavy/mike rogers received my endorsement already, moms spaghetti
This is copium from people who are too online who really want to believe they're doing more than their moms.
October 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
This is copium from people who are too online who really want to believe they're doing more than their moms.
This includes the gay moms
November 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
This includes the gay moms
Just two moms swaggering and staggering around the neighbourhood 🤣
November 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Just two moms swaggering and staggering around the neighbourhood 🤣