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#MondayMystery
December 9, 2024 at 6:42 AM
andmarwood.bsky.social
#MondayMystery
December 16, 2024 at 11:43 AM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
Why do they call them plant stands instead of ferniture?

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#lunchpun
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
andmarwood.bsky.social
#MondayMystery
December 30, 2024 at 10:10 AM
dottyseacat.bsky.social
#MondayMystery Where’s Daisy? 😹🩶😹#cats
August 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
andmarwood.bsky.social
#MondayMystery
December 2, 2024 at 8:13 AM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
If glassblowers inhale…
do they get a pane in the stomach?

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#lunchpun
March 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
Some people try to keep their good fortune by ironing their four-leaf clovers—

But that’s just pressing your luck! 🍀

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#lunchpun
March 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
Bob misunderstood the phrase and is serving life for killing people with his random axe of kindness.

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#lunchpun
January 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
worcswt.bsky.social
Good morning! For today's #MondayMystery, can anybody identify what is busy looking for their next meal here? 🪱
Camouflaged mottled-brown bird probing and foraging head-first among tall green grass and low ground foliage.
September 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
andmarwood.bsky.social
#MondayMystery
Why don't we have 4-day working weeks yet?
March 16, 2026 at 7:06 AM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
What's the difference between an efficient Office Manager and their office supplies?
One moves really fast and the other is stationery.

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#lunchpun
January 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
andmarwood.bsky.social
Seems appropriate to repost this #MondayMystery

How has #MichelleMone not been arrested yet?
January 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
He was airborne, reckless and out of place.
Like a gull in a china shop.

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#lunchpun
February 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
andmarwood.bsky.social
Additional #MondayMystery Christmas Special

How is this still on TV??
December 30, 2024 at 10:55 PM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
I don’t know why, but, at a card table one time, I put down a Jack instead playing 10 J Q K A.

I obviously wasn’t thinking straight.

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#LunchPun
January 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
I found out the guy who invented the crossword puzzle is buried at my local cemetery.
His headstone is 9 down 5 across.
I don't recall his name.
Pretty sure it’s P something T something R something.

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#lunchpun
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
My new password selection was “hi-hat“.
I think it was rejected because the computer said my password cannot contain cymbals. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#lunchpun
#MondayMystery
December 9, 2024 at 6:38 PM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
Funny how ‘seven’ has ‘even’ in it — that’s odd.

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#lunchpun
April 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
Authorities believe it will be difficult to capture the cyber criminal because he ransomware.

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#lunchpun
December 16, 2024 at 2:19 PM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
Why is it called a casino and not a betting zoo?

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#lunchpun
February 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
worcswt.bsky.social
For today's #MondayMystery can anybody identify who is singing from the treetops? 🌳
May 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
itsjamesd.bsky.social
Two things that smell better than they taste:
1)coffee
2)your nose.

#MondayMystery
#lunchpun
March 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
worcswt.bsky.social
Good morning everyone, it's #MondayMystery time!

This tufted duck looks like it has teeth 😬 can anyone explain what we can see inside its beak?
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM
andmarwood.bsky.social
#MondayMystery
This is from a year ago and guess what?
— Michelle Mone and Doug Barrowman are still free and living it large.

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January 5, 2026 at 7:47 AM