Yaoi day? *Posts old art* nothing has surpassed them yet for me
August 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Yaoi day? *Posts old art* nothing has surpassed them yet for me
April 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me: "Google how do I solve this simple circuit issue/programming issue?"
Google: "Watch this 7 hour monotonal monologuing arsehole - plus ad breaks - to be enlightened."
Me after watching it all: "So basically this was a 3 item text list to solve and could have been done in a 10 second vid. FML!"
Google: "Watch this 7 hour monotonal monologuing arsehole - plus ad breaks - to be enlightened."
Me after watching it all: "So basically this was a 3 item text list to solve and could have been done in a 10 second vid. FML!"
October 1, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Me: "Google how do I solve this simple circuit issue/programming issue?"
Google: "Watch this 7 hour monotonal monologuing arsehole - plus ad breaks - to be enlightened."
Me after watching it all: "So basically this was a 3 item text list to solve and could have been done in a 10 second vid. FML!"
Google: "Watch this 7 hour monotonal monologuing arsehole - plus ad breaks - to be enlightened."
Me after watching it all: "So basically this was a 3 item text list to solve and could have been done in a 10 second vid. FML!"
Cancel your weekend plans. Monotonal Lizard (one of my favorite content creators) just dropped a fucking SIX HOUR long video about Jurassic Park: Trespasser. youtu.be/NmgQsYUrxVk
Trespasser: Jurassic Park's Biggest Failure? - A History | MNTM
YouTube video by Monotonal Lizard | MNTM
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December 27, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Cancel your weekend plans. Monotonal Lizard (one of my favorite content creators) just dropped a fucking SIX HOUR long video about Jurassic Park: Trespasser. youtu.be/NmgQsYUrxVk
a conflict between a military-civil service Guild of Guardians and an elected conciliar government was undoubtedly more fun to Robert Holmes than Gerry Davis's monotonal Cybermen, whom Holmes makes more like his bombastically triumphalist Sontarans. Tom Baker still has his 'still' moments,
October 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
a conflict between a military-civil service Guild of Guardians and an elected conciliar government was undoubtedly more fun to Robert Holmes than Gerry Davis's monotonal Cybermen, whom Holmes makes more like his bombastically triumphalist Sontarans. Tom Baker still has his 'still' moments,
He, his words in monotonal hums
And draws a picture clear
Of Dali's car, his silent self
An eye pierces like a spear
And draws a picture clear
Of Dali's car, his silent self
An eye pierces like a spear
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
He, his words in monotonal hums
And draws a picture clear
Of Dali's car, his silent self
An eye pierces like a spear
And draws a picture clear
Of Dali's car, his silent self
An eye pierces like a spear
Can’t recall the old Telegraph being as relentlessly monotonal as this rag pretending to be a serious newspaper.
September 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Can’t recall the old Telegraph being as relentlessly monotonal as this rag pretending to be a serious newspaper.
Why do we criticize women’s uptalk, but not the men’s monotonal yelling voice? (ala Mr Beast).
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Why do we criticize women’s uptalk, but not the men’s monotonal yelling voice? (ala Mr Beast).
It was the monotonal rant of a modern day malignant Don Quixote tilting at dog whistling windmills
January 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It was the monotonal rant of a modern day malignant Don Quixote tilting at dog whistling windmills
Starmer is worse than Streeting, worse than Phillips, worse even than Trump.
Oh, come on! He’s not that bad!
Bear with me.
The monotonal, vapid, woodenness Starmer presents to the world is alone not enough to generate the opprobrium people feel.
So again, what is it?
Oh, come on! He’s not that bad!
Bear with me.
The monotonal, vapid, woodenness Starmer presents to the world is alone not enough to generate the opprobrium people feel.
So again, what is it?
May 9, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Starmer is worse than Streeting, worse than Phillips, worse even than Trump.
Oh, come on! He’s not that bad!
Bear with me.
The monotonal, vapid, woodenness Starmer presents to the world is alone not enough to generate the opprobrium people feel.
So again, what is it?
Oh, come on! He’s not that bad!
Bear with me.
The monotonal, vapid, woodenness Starmer presents to the world is alone not enough to generate the opprobrium people feel.
So again, what is it?
I think this effort was a total waste of money.
Flying a sign over MAL to troll the GOP.
Signs require READING...
What's next, interpretive dance accompanied by monotonal nose-flute concerts.
Fund a soup kitchen for a day, or help storm survivors. Make the money count.
Flying a sign over MAL to troll the GOP.
Signs require READING...
What's next, interpretive dance accompanied by monotonal nose-flute concerts.
Fund a soup kitchen for a day, or help storm survivors. Make the money count.
May 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I think this effort was a total waste of money.
Flying a sign over MAL to troll the GOP.
Signs require READING...
What's next, interpretive dance accompanied by monotonal nose-flute concerts.
Fund a soup kitchen for a day, or help storm survivors. Make the money count.
Flying a sign over MAL to troll the GOP.
Signs require READING...
What's next, interpretive dance accompanied by monotonal nose-flute concerts.
Fund a soup kitchen for a day, or help storm survivors. Make the money count.
I do love monotonal pics
November 20, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I do love monotonal pics
Letter to the Editor in our local online newspaper:
Margaret Wilkie, Peregian Beach: Which myopic, monocratic ‘monitoress’ makes a monolingual, monotonal, monosyllabic monologue about a monotonous monoculture move to monopolise a multicultural motherland? Please explain.
Margaret Wilkie, Peregian Beach: Which myopic, monocratic ‘monitoress’ makes a monolingual, monotonal, monosyllabic monologue about a monotonous monoculture move to monopolise a multicultural motherland? Please explain.
July 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Letter to the Editor in our local online newspaper:
Margaret Wilkie, Peregian Beach: Which myopic, monocratic ‘monitoress’ makes a monolingual, monotonal, monosyllabic monologue about a monotonous monoculture move to monopolise a multicultural motherland? Please explain.
Margaret Wilkie, Peregian Beach: Which myopic, monocratic ‘monitoress’ makes a monolingual, monotonal, monosyllabic monologue about a monotonous monoculture move to monopolise a multicultural motherland? Please explain.
There's a tendency in popular culture for female characters whose narrative arcs are mainly about accruing strength and courage to become oddly flat. Monotonal badassery.
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There's a tendency in popular culture for female characters whose narrative arcs are mainly about accruing strength and courage to become oddly flat. Monotonal badassery.
If you've got nearly 3 hours to spare, Monotonal Lizard's video on Dino Crisis is very good and VERY funny.
"Cooper's a professional. He can handle himself."
youtu.be/OkRt1F1aKvo
"Cooper's a professional. He can handle himself."
youtu.be/OkRt1F1aKvo
Why DINO CRISIS Doesn't Need a Remake - A Review (Full Spoilers) | MNTM
YouTube video by Monotonal Lizard | MNTM
youtu.be
November 8, 2024 at 10:25 PM
If you've got nearly 3 hours to spare, Monotonal Lizard's video on Dino Crisis is very good and VERY funny.
"Cooper's a professional. He can handle himself."
youtu.be/OkRt1F1aKvo
"Cooper's a professional. He can handle himself."
youtu.be/OkRt1F1aKvo
And when you add to Alex's inks @wastedwings.bsky.social beautiful colors, everything really sings. Because we have such a dark and monotonal landscape, pops of bright color really look amazing. I really love the way this page came out. zoop.gg/c/slay
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
And when you add to Alex's inks @wastedwings.bsky.social beautiful colors, everything really sings. Because we have such a dark and monotonal landscape, pops of bright color really look amazing. I really love the way this page came out. zoop.gg/c/slay
He's the bitter old guy propping up the bar, snarling about ancient grievances in a monotonal soliloquy, and everyone else has gone quiet, apart from the odd embarrassed titter.
Except he's the President of the US, and this is the United Nations General Assembly.
Except he's the President of the US, and this is the United Nations General Assembly.
Trump is now whining to the UN about the UN working with another developer and not him on their building
September 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He's the bitter old guy propping up the bar, snarling about ancient grievances in a monotonal soliloquy, and everyone else has gone quiet, apart from the odd embarrassed titter.
Except he's the President of the US, and this is the United Nations General Assembly.
Except he's the President of the US, and this is the United Nations General Assembly.
New video's out! Enjoy! youtu.be/ExsPRtXS71M
Touching Eternity - A Critique of Cairn | MNTM (FULL SPOILERS!)
YouTube video by Monotonal Lizard | MNTM
youtu.be
March 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
New video's out! Enjoy! youtu.be/ExsPRtXS71M
*mumbles in classics major* the odyssey isn't monotonal melodrama...
July 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
*mumbles in classics major* the odyssey isn't monotonal melodrama...
Hey, the #TombRaider video it out! Enjoy! youtu.be/ondkL7x7734
What Makes Tomb Raider (1996) a Masterpiece? - A Deep Dive | MNTM
YouTube video by Monotonal Lizard | MNTM
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hey, the #TombRaider video it out! Enjoy! youtu.be/ondkL7x7734
For any authors out there who are looking for someone to narrate their audiobook: Do not ask tulsi gabbard to do it!
Has there ever been a more boring speaker? Totally monotonal! I started nodding off after about 3 sentences…I think. They ran on like one really long word.
Has there ever been a more boring speaker? Totally monotonal! I started nodding off after about 3 sentences…I think. They ran on like one really long word.
March 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
For any authors out there who are looking for someone to narrate their audiobook: Do not ask tulsi gabbard to do it!
Has there ever been a more boring speaker? Totally monotonal! I started nodding off after about 3 sentences…I think. They ran on like one really long word.
Has there ever been a more boring speaker? Totally monotonal! I started nodding off after about 3 sentences…I think. They ran on like one really long word.
Soy el único al que le molesta la voz de Eros? Es monotonal, qué voz más desagradable #LaIslaDeLasTentaciones12
February 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Soy el único al que le molesta la voz de Eros? Es monotonal, qué voz más desagradable #LaIslaDeLasTentaciones12
Some horrible monster lays eggs in Gale and the only way for it to fix itself is, in Minthara's delighted monotonal declaration, to "Let them pass through the wizard. Naturally." Astarion stares unabashedly and won't stop asking Gale questions. Gale is embarrassed. >:)
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Some horrible monster lays eggs in Gale and the only way for it to fix itself is, in Minthara's delighted monotonal declaration, to "Let them pass through the wizard. Naturally." Astarion stares unabashedly and won't stop asking Gale questions. Gale is embarrassed. >:)