#monteleone
Monteleone: i just got called racist on substack
Poe: tell us what happened
Monteleone: got called racist on substack
Poe: yeah but why?
Monteleone: i was being racist
Poe: on substack?
Monteleone: yeah it was on substack
July 28, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Monteleone: look, when they gave awards to Thomas Ligotti and Graham Masterson
Monteleone: that was all white and proper
King: you mean right and proper?
Monteleone:
Monteleone: did i stutter?
July 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Monteleone: don't worry, i anticipated your interest in my substack
Monteleone: so I've taken the liberty of subscribing you all to MONTELEONE'S MUMBLINGS
Monteleone: welcome to my twisted world!
Monteleone: you're welcome
July 28, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Monteleone: but they also gave an award to koji Suzuki???
Monteleone: c'mon who's ever heard of THAT guy!
King: he wrote the ring books
Monteleone:
Monteleone: well I'VE never heard of him
Monteleone: and i know of all the white authors
July 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Monteleone: and owl goingback won an award?!
Monteleone: now if you ask me
Monteleone: that name sounds VERY ETHNIC
July 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Monteleone: so they gave an award to linda addison
Monteleone: now she's a nice lady and i consider her a friend
Monteleone: but she doesn't deserve any recognition
Monteleone: and i'm totally not being racist
Monteleone: i literally just said i had a black friend
July 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Monteleone: a bunch of wokescolds got me kicked out of the HWA for being racist and transphobic
Poe: wait, you were being racist and transphobic?
Monteleone:
Monteleone: no wait let me rephrase that
Monteleone: a bunch of wokescolds got me kicked out of the HWA JUST for being racist and transphobic
July 28, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Monteleone: now some people were mad when i repeated my statements on a podcast
Monteleone: but, in my defense, i was drunk at the time
Monteleone: c'mon haven't you ever got drunk and done a thing that you regret?
King: you're still doing the thing though?
Monteleone: oh yeah no i don't regret it
July 28, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Thomas Monteleone: hey everyone you may remember how last year i got really mad about the blacks and the trans
Monteleone: but I've had a year to think about it
Monteleone: and I've decided to start a substack
Poe: oh no
King: oh no
Barker: oh no
Koontz: oh no
Lovecraft:
July 28, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Monteleone: i was just thinking that, anytime a non-white person wins an award, they probably don't deserve it
Lovecraft: wow your ideas are intriguing to me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter
Monteleone: good news!
Monteleone: YOU ALREADY DID!
July 28, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Monteleone 7 String Radio Flyer Special Archtop. No idea how you'd wind that pickup! ✌️
October 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Hayden Monteleone
March 22, 2026 at 1:17 PM
September 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hayden Monteleone #HaydenMonteleone
August 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Monteleone: here, i'm going to list ALL the minorities who stole awards rightfully deserved by writers of a lighter, more deserving hue
Monteleone: that will definitely get you all on my side
Lovecraft: i'm on your side!
Monteleone: glad to see SOMEONE around here has some sense
July 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Muscle cool off, Hayden Monteleone.
July 11, 2026 at 11:39 AM
#FindsFriday
The Monteleone #chariot is an #Etruscan chariot dated to c. 530 BC, considered one of the world's great archaeological finds. It was uncovered in 1902 in Monteleone di Spoleto, Umbria, #Italy, in an underground tomb covered by a mound. 👀
#Archaeology #Art #History
September 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Hayden Monteleone
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Hayden Monteleone #HaydenMonteleone
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
With the end of summer approaching, let's spend some time at the beach with Hayden Monteleone
September 19, 2026 at 10:49 AM
It's TIME for his grand entrance! ⌚ Join us in welcoming Nick Monteleone as the voice of #TimeShadowCookie! 👤🖤

#CookieRun #CookieRunKingdom #VoiceActor
August 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Hayden Monteleone
June 30, 2026 at 12:54 PM