Ex-Mormons advise on how to come out of the closet
November 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Ex-Mormons advise on how to come out of the closet
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More votes have come in, so let me amend this:
Dems won the popular vote in Utah by 2%.
Dems won the popular vote in Utah by 2%.
The popular vote in Utah is D+1
November 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
WOKE MORMONS WOKE MORMONS WOKE MORMONS
Ken Jennings is proof Mormons are ontologically evil
November 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Ken Jennings is proof Mormons are ontologically evil
I got visited by Mormons. lol
November 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I got visited by Mormons. lol
Education polarization will make Mormons closer to Jewish voters than to evangelicals. Just give it time...
November 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Education polarization will make Mormons closer to Jewish voters than to evangelicals. Just give it time...
don’t forget the Mormons pouring lots of money into Prop 8.
November 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
don’t forget the Mormons pouring lots of money into Prop 8.
I will no longer [REDACTED] the Mormons in Vic 3
More votes have come in, so let me amend this:
Dems won the popular vote in Utah by 2%.
Dems won the popular vote in Utah by 2%.
The popular vote in Utah is D+1
November 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I will no longer [REDACTED] the Mormons in Vic 3
I have said for a long, long time that you could not design in a lab a president and administration better skilled at horrifying Mormons than Trump.
November 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I have said for a long, long time that you could not design in a lab a president and administration better skilled at horrifying Mormons than Trump.
im raising my children to be racist against saudis, white south africans, the english, israelis, and especially fucking MORMONS
November 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
im raising my children to be racist against saudis, white south africans, the english, israelis, and especially fucking MORMONS
We just have to fix Protestants and Mormons now
Two woke popes in a row is having some effect (voters 18-44)
November 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
We just have to fix Protestants and Mormons now
There is one Christian group that absolutely believes in a binary male God, and that's the Mormons. God has a penis. Also a wife, who is the Heavenly Mother. Mormons are allowed to have a theological objection to a nonbinary God.
LOL at the "Non Binary God," heaven forbid we have an omnipotent omniscient deity beyond our comprehension without a huge hog and big dangling huevos
November 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
There is one Christian group that absolutely believes in a binary male God, and that's the Mormons. God has a penis. Also a wife, who is the Heavenly Mother. Mormons are allowed to have a theological objection to a nonbinary God.
Blutah is a sleeper but the Mormons are becoming the new mainline protestants.
November 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Blutah is a sleeper but the Mormons are becoming the new mainline protestants.
ive heard that utah consists of two types of people: mormons and people who fucking hate mormons.
November 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
ive heard that utah consists of two types of people: mormons and people who fucking hate mormons.
campo largo manifesting queer mormons IRL let's gooooo
November 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
campo largo manifesting queer mormons IRL let's gooooo
What about the Jews?
And the Mormons.
And Deadheads?
And the Mormons.
And Deadheads?
November 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
What about the Jews?
And the Mormons.
And Deadheads?
And the Mormons.
And Deadheads?
are mormons christian?
no, thanks for coming to my lecture
no, thanks for coming to my lecture
November 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
are mormons christian?
no, thanks for coming to my lecture
no, thanks for coming to my lecture
the purpose of a system is what it does, which means the purpose of the state department is to be a job program for mormons and a divorce initiator for same
November 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
the purpose of a system is what it does, which means the purpose of the state department is to be a job program for mormons and a divorce initiator for same
This dipshit in my mentions thinks Muslims proselytize door to door. That’s Mormons!! (& JW)
Wait till islam comes knocking on your door.
It wont happen huh, bury your head in the sand now. 🐒
It wont happen huh, bury your head in the sand now. 🐒
November 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
This dipshit in my mentions thinks Muslims proselytize door to door. That’s Mormons!! (& JW)
Pack that **** up! The Court has to be a day-one issue because what are we doing here? If you want public money, you have to respect civil rights. We already went through this with the Mormons and Black Americans.
November 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Pack that **** up! The Court has to be a day-one issue because what are we doing here? If you want public money, you have to respect civil rights. We already went through this with the Mormons and Black Americans.
In my experience the average mormons are 100x more likely to practice what they preach than evangelicals so yeah
October 31, 2026 at 3:37 PM
In my experience the average mormons are 100x more likely to practice what they preach than evangelicals so yeah
Mormons Against Mike Lee 2028
i cannot believe this but democrats may actually want to invest in utah and outreach to mormon voters more broadly because it looks like there's been a fucking massive blue shift in both columns
November 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Mormons Against Mike Lee 2028
Tem uma sobre como evitar visitas de mórmons?!
November 4, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Tem uma sobre como evitar visitas de mórmons?!
Mormons in Idaho just voted to take away rights for themselves that Mormons in Utah get to enjoy just fine.
November 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Mormons in Idaho just voted to take away rights for themselves that Mormons in Utah get to enjoy just fine.
These are overwhelmingly Mormons! Synonymous with hard, unbending rightwing beliefs and voting patterns for fucking GENERATIONS.
November 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
These are overwhelmingly Mormons! Synonymous with hard, unbending rightwing beliefs and voting patterns for fucking GENERATIONS.