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Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
"Love, Mortimer! 🐺❤️"
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
"Love, Mortimer! 🐺❤️"
August 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
"Love, Mortimer! 🐺❤️"
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
"Love, Mortimer! 🐺❤️"
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
Mortimer the Scottish deerhound. Lover of dance. Wizard of happiness.
Mortimer the Scottish deerhound. Lover of dance. Wizard of happiness.
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
Mortimer the Scottish deerhound. Lover of dance. Wizard of happiness.
Mortimer the Scottish deerhound. Lover of dance. Wizard of happiness.
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
"Mortimer here! Hoping everyone has a good day! 🐺🥚🎵"
"Mortimer here! Hoping everyone has a good day! 🐺🥚🎵"
September 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
"Mortimer here! Hoping everyone has a good day! 🐺🥚🎵"
"Mortimer here! Hoping everyone has a good day! 🐺🥚🎵"
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
Unlikely Recruit
November 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Unlikely Recruit
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
"Our trash, is his treasure! Mortimer constantly reminds us it’s the little things! 🐺🎁"
"Our trash, is his treasure! Mortimer constantly reminds us it’s the little things! 🐺🎁"
June 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
"Our trash, is his treasure! Mortimer constantly reminds us it’s the little things! 🐺🎁"
"Our trash, is his treasure! Mortimer constantly reminds us it’s the little things! 🐺🎁"
‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’
April 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’
Sydney Mortimer Laurence (1865-1940)
Mount McKinley, Alaska. 1923.
oil on canvas.
Mount McKinley, Alaska. 1923.
oil on canvas.
July 6, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Sydney Mortimer Laurence (1865-1940)
Mount McKinley, Alaska. 1923.
oil on canvas.
Mount McKinley, Alaska. 1923.
oil on canvas.
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
Laverne the chicken🐔
Laverne the chicken🐔
March 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
Laverne the chicken🐔
Laverne the chicken🐔
I knew Mortimer had taste already but
June 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I knew Mortimer had taste already but
The Mortimer on Blue Sky
Mortimer belongs to @donkeyshspittle.bsky.social
Mortimer belongs to @donkeyshspittle.bsky.social
November 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
The Mortimer on Blue Sky
Mortimer belongs to @donkeyshspittle.bsky.social
Mortimer belongs to @donkeyshspittle.bsky.social
‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
Give it to Bob Mortimer, you cowards!
Tom Holland, Jacob Elordi and Harris Dickinson at top of James Bond wishlist – report
Tom Holland, Jacob Elordi and Harris Dickinson at top of James Bond wishlist – report
Sources claim the three actors lead Amazon’s list of prospective stars to headline a new iteration of the 007 franchise
‘Smooth with a sinister edge’: readers on who the next James Bond should be
Tom Holland, Harris Dickinson and Jacob Elordi are rumoured to be at the top of Amazon’s James Bond wishlist, according to a new report.
Variety has learned from insiders that the new iteration of 007 would be under 30 and the three actors could be fighting it out for the role. No meetings have taken place and Amazon has yet to confirm anything. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
June 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Give it to Bob Mortimer, you cowards!
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
When you find treasures in the leaves! 🐺🍁
When you find treasures in the leaves! 🐺🍁
October 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
When you find treasures in the leaves! 🐺🍁
When you find treasures in the leaves! 🐺🍁
Mortimer with his wheels.
July 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Mortimer with his wheels.
𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔯
for Emmy-0.
for Emmy-0.
June 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔯
for Emmy-0.
for Emmy-0.
(Sybil Sunday) MORTIMER!!!!!!! (or Morias if you so desire) (ft. Small Sybil) #Pseudoregalia
May 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
(Sybil Sunday) MORTIMER!!!!!!! (or Morias if you so desire) (ft. Small Sybil) #Pseudoregalia
Happy duck friends Ray and Mortimer enjoying a shower! 🚿
May 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Happy duck friends Ray and Mortimer enjoying a shower! 🚿
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
June 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mortimer the Deerhound 🐺
Inflatable dalmatian wolf 🎈🐾🐺
Comm for Mortimer
Comm for Mortimer
February 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Inflatable dalmatian wolf 🎈🐾🐺
Comm for Mortimer
Comm for Mortimer
I drew Mickey punching Mortimer. Because screw Mortimer.
August 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I drew Mickey punching Mortimer. Because screw Mortimer.
ARTISTS:
If you don't draw Mortimer Mouse like a manwhore, you're doing it wrong.
Also, "Mortimer Mouse's Slutty Waist" is my fictional band's third album.
If you don't draw Mortimer Mouse like a manwhore, you're doing it wrong.
Also, "Mortimer Mouse's Slutty Waist" is my fictional band's third album.
June 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
ARTISTS:
If you don't draw Mortimer Mouse like a manwhore, you're doing it wrong.
Also, "Mortimer Mouse's Slutty Waist" is my fictional band's third album.
If you don't draw Mortimer Mouse like a manwhore, you're doing it wrong.
Also, "Mortimer Mouse's Slutty Waist" is my fictional band's third album.