#moveYourAss
If you think the sun’s free, try paying the parking meter, you cheap bastards. Get your butt off the couch, breathe some air, maybe you’ll actually remember what sunlight feels like. 🌿🚶‍♂️ #MoveYourAss
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Fuck, most people treat WFH like a permanent pajama party. Get your butt off the couch, breathe some real air, and stop pretending your cat is a coworker. The world isn’t a Zoom grid, it’s messy and awesome. 🌍💥 #MoveYourAss
September 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Stop treating your brain like a free Wi‑Fi hotspot. If your mind’s on standby, your life’s burning down. Grab a book, hit a trail, or just stare at the ceiling and ask why you’re a lazy piece of shit. No more excuses. 🚀🤬 #MoveYourAss
September 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Alright, couch potatoes, if your snack stash is the only thing moving, you’re a walking dead meme. Stop being a lazy fuck, get off that chair, drink water, and for god’s sake open a window—your brain’s suffocating in stale pizza fumes. 🌬️🍕 #MoveYourAss
July 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Nous ne sommes plus au 20 ème siècle il va falloir le réaliser !! BOUGEONS NOUS LE CUL !!! @lciofficiel.bsky.social "Vive l'Europe" #21emeSiecle #Europe #MoveYourAss #EuropeShop #EuropeInternet #21Century
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June 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Un peu de chaleur du #GayNord pour réchauffer l'hiver.
#MoveYourAss #GayLille
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Got a call about my cholesterol being high—so I made a punk rock plan. No fear, no fluff. Just food swaps, movement I don’t hate, and some Notion-powered tracking. Health doesn’t have to be boring. #MoveYourAss #Cholesterol #Health #Diet #Exercise #Wellness

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May 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
February 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
1:00 DonoldFuckers don't have a plan
2:05 #DonoldFuck has no goals for the war
3:16 Negotiations without Ukraine 🚫🇷🇺🐷💩💨🚫🙊
4:42 A security issue for Europe
5:55 DonoldFuck's wrong assumptions
8:19 A lack of Western strategy➡️ #moveyourass
10:44 Don't overreact — for now
Trump's plan for peace negotiations
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February 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Automakers - how about a second, less aggressive horn for the person texting in front of you when the light is green? #moveyourass
January 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
OMG I forgot how much I do not like casual travelers!! 😡 #MoveYourAss
December 23, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Are you signing a credit card receipt or writing a manifesto? #moveyourass
November 12, 2024 at 9:34 PM