I spoke to him on the phone and he said “welcome to moviephone! To purchase tickets, press 1!”
July 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I spoke to him on the phone and he said “welcome to moviephone! To purchase tickets, press 1!”
How is google AI any different from Kramer pretending to be moviephone?
“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?”
“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?”
May 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
How is google AI any different from Kramer pretending to be moviephone?
“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?”
“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?”
Hel-looo and welcome to Moviephone...
August 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Hel-looo and welcome to Moviephone...
Mr. Moviephone voice and all.
September 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Mr. Moviephone voice and all.
Cute goth at the local shops commented on my Mr. Moviephone voice cuz I had to say numbers out loud.
Gonna think about how weird I am for a few days.
Gonna think about how weird I am for a few days.
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Cute goth at the local shops commented on my Mr. Moviephone voice cuz I had to say numbers out loud.
Gonna think about how weird I am for a few days.
Gonna think about how weird I am for a few days.
Changed my mind. It's this one.
youtu.be/qM79_itR0Nc?...
youtu.be/qM79_itR0Nc?...
Kramer the movie expert [Seinfeld S7E08] Moviephone
YouTube video by Golfprofi187
youtu.be
September 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Changed my mind. It's this one.
youtu.be/qM79_itR0Nc?...
youtu.be/qM79_itR0Nc?...
if you're on bluesky, you're old enough to remember how revolutionary moviephone was. before that, you had to look up movie show times in the newspaper
also, remember the star wars camp out lines??
also, remember the star wars camp out lines??
"Why is it absolute hell to buy a movie ticket now?" is a very silly premise to me. Because, simply, it's not lol.
August 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
if you're on bluesky, you're old enough to remember how revolutionary moviephone was. before that, you had to look up movie show times in the newspaper
also, remember the star wars camp out lines??
also, remember the star wars camp out lines??
When Moviephone first showed up it was a revelation - ALL the showtimes for ALL the theaters at ONE number?! What witchcraft is this!
August 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
When Moviephone first showed up it was a revelation - ALL the showtimes for ALL the theaters at ONE number?! What witchcraft is this!
do you ever wonder what Mr. Moviephone is doing these days
August 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
do you ever wonder what Mr. Moviephone is doing these days
Same here, remember my grandmother’s phone number. 333-3456, back before area codes. Also happened to be near identical to the MoviePhone number (444-3456 aka 444-film). She got SO MANY MoviePhone calls, and I think she even complained to the phone company with no luck.
October 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Same here, remember my grandmother’s phone number. 333-3456, back before area codes. Also happened to be near identical to the MoviePhone number (444-3456 aka 444-film). She got SO MANY MoviePhone calls, and I think she even complained to the phone company with no luck.
Moviephone, early to mid nineties. It was so exciting to call a number & listen to the listing of movie times and locations. But it took forever.
Kramer saying “Why don’t you just SAY the name of the movie you want to see?” Is still one of my favorite Seinfelds.
Kramer saying “Why don’t you just SAY the name of the movie you want to see?” Is still one of my favorite Seinfelds.
July 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Moviephone, early to mid nineties. It was so exciting to call a number & listen to the listing of movie times and locations. But it took forever.
Kramer saying “Why don’t you just SAY the name of the movie you want to see?” Is still one of my favorite Seinfelds.
Kramer saying “Why don’t you just SAY the name of the movie you want to see?” Is still one of my favorite Seinfelds.
Check the paper. Then we call MoviePhone. 😀🍿
March 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Check the paper. Then we call MoviePhone. 😀🍿
Age verification? I used MoviePhone.
Age verification? I watched music videos on MTV.
Age verification? I watched the Cowboys win a Super Bowl
September 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Age verification? I used MoviePhone.
And having the voice of Mr Moviephone killed me😂
February 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
And having the voice of Mr Moviephone killed me😂
I didn’t trust Cramer when he did that fake bus tour, I didn’t trust him when he was the Moviephone guy, and I don’t trust him now.
September 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I didn’t trust Cramer when he did that fake bus tour, I didn’t trust him when he was the Moviephone guy, and I don’t trust him now.
Mr. Moviephone and discount tickets at the gas station.
Fixing a cassette with a pencil.
NoCD cracks.
Fixing a cassette with a pencil.
NoCD cracks.
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mr. Moviephone and discount tickets at the gas station.
Fixing a cassette with a pencil.
NoCD cracks.
Fixing a cassette with a pencil.
NoCD cracks.
"Hello,and welcome to moviephone. If you know the name of the movie you would like to see, press 1"
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Hello,and welcome to moviephone. If you know the name of the movie you would like to see, press 1"
Sometimes, working with ChatGPT reminds me of that time when Kramer was getting calls from the MoviePhone line.
"Why don't you just tell me what movie you want?"
"Why don't you just tell me what movie you want?"
July 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sometimes, working with ChatGPT reminds me of that time when Kramer was getting calls from the MoviePhone line.
"Why don't you just tell me what movie you want?"
"Why don't you just tell me what movie you want?"
This reminds me of the Seinfeld episoder where Kramer kept getting MoviePhone calls. "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?"
September 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This reminds me of the Seinfeld episoder where Kramer kept getting MoviePhone calls. "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?"
Mister Moviephone would never record for Musk
January 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mister Moviephone would never record for Musk
Moviephone voice: The bidding may be over, but your journey is just beginning…
March 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Moviephone voice: The bidding may be over, but your journey is just beginning…