Instigatory chaos bottom 40~ yr old x mysophobic arrogant control freak top 26~ yr old is truly The sexual dynamic huh
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Instigatory chaos bottom 40~ yr old x mysophobic arrogant control freak top 26~ yr old is truly The sexual dynamic huh
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found dead beneath a sabotaged parachute. Suspicion falls on Luxton Deeping’s patron saint, angry that a busload of Daleks might threaten to call Cthulhu from the depths.
March 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found dead beneath a sabotaged parachute. Suspicion falls on Luxton Deeping’s patron saint, angry that a busload of Daleks might threaten to call Cthulhu from the depths.
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found more lifeless than MySpace. Suspicion falls on Haddington’s ghost hunters society, worried that historical documents in rubber bands might threaten to reveal Amethyst Realm’s 20 ghost lovers to her husband.
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found more lifeless than MySpace. Suspicion falls on Haddington’s ghost hunters society, worried that historical documents in rubber bands might threaten to reveal Amethyst Realm’s 20 ghost lovers to her husband.
New fic! Written for @weiwifis0.bsky.social for @yicityaction.bsky.social's Yi City Gotcha for Gaza. Donations and signups are still open!
🔞 Explicit
🫧 4.7k words
🫧 SongXiao bathing together (and exchanging handjobs)
🫧 Mysophobic Song Lan
🔞 Explicit
🫧 4.7k words
🫧 SongXiao bathing together (and exchanging handjobs)
🫧 Mysophobic Song Lan
![AO3 screenshot for the fic "Fears Are Washed Away" by Green_Riot.
Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Relationship: Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen
Characters: Song Lan | Song ZichenXiao Xingchen
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Mysophobic Song Lan | Song Zichen, Intimacy, Bathing/Washing, Hair Washing, First Kiss, First Time, [I forgot the Hand Jobs tag]
Language: English
Collections: Yi City gotcha for gaza
Stats: Published:2025-04-07 Words:4,719 Chapters:1/1 Hits:0
Summary: Song Lan is sick of his phobia hampering his intimacy wiht Xiao Xingchen.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vk3vuq7baou3q6ze2zalzeit/bafkreiduz33sjrlccfefwwvals7j75qm3kltssszpw3ejhkp24utswbf74)
April 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
New fic! Written for @weiwifis0.bsky.social for @yicityaction.bsky.social's Yi City Gotcha for Gaza. Donations and signups are still open!
🔞 Explicit
🫧 4.7k words
🫧 SongXiao bathing together (and exchanging handjobs)
🫧 Mysophobic Song Lan
🔞 Explicit
🫧 4.7k words
🫧 SongXiao bathing together (and exchanging handjobs)
🫧 Mysophobic Song Lan
To qualify for an OCD diagnosis, the compulsion has to be impactful to your life at a significant level and disruptive. I spend a great deal of time on my mysophobic rituals, it happens at home, work, and even impacts how I move and interact with society. +
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
To qualify for an OCD diagnosis, the compulsion has to be impactful to your life at a significant level and disruptive. I spend a great deal of time on my mysophobic rituals, it happens at home, work, and even impacts how I move and interact with society. +
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found as an exquisitely scented candle made from human tallow. Suspicion falls on Gumpton Marsh’s audiologist, One-Eared Brian, frightened that a shortage of hand sanitisers might threaten the future of Morris Dancing.
September 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found as an exquisitely scented candle made from human tallow. Suspicion falls on Gumpton Marsh’s audiologist, One-Eared Brian, frightened that a shortage of hand sanitisers might threaten the future of Morris Dancing.
Wait... a record label making a shirt for another record label?? Only when it's for the mighty Mysophobic Records. This TC-based label has always lived near and dear to our hearts. And probably yours too.
latentprintrecords.bigcartel.com/product/pre-...
latentprintrecords.bigcartel.com/product/pre-...
*PRE-ORDER* Mysophobic Records T-Shirt
Wait... a record label making a shirt for another record label?? Only when it's for the mighty Mysophobic Records. Started in 1991 and original...
latentprintrecords.bigcartel.com
March 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wait... a record label making a shirt for another record label?? Only when it's for the mighty Mysophobic Records. This TC-based label has always lived near and dear to our hearts. And probably yours too.
latentprintrecords.bigcartel.com/product/pre-...
latentprintrecords.bigcartel.com/product/pre-...
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found killed by a bomb planted in the greenhouse. Suspicion falls on Stratford-under-Avon’s discordant barber-shop quartet, upset that a forthcoming eclipse might threaten supplies of English breakfast tea.
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found killed by a bomb planted in the greenhouse. Suspicion falls on Stratford-under-Avon’s discordant barber-shop quartet, upset that a forthcoming eclipse might threaten supplies of English breakfast tea.
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found fallen cold and dead. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Hollow’s political elite, angry that the arrival of a touring pantomime might threaten constructive political dialogue.
May 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found fallen cold and dead. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Hollow’s political elite, angry that the arrival of a touring pantomime might threaten constructive political dialogue.
Mysophobic gym-bro who brings his own grips to the gym.
August 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Mysophobic gym-bro who brings his own grips to the gym.
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found oozing out of a cash dispenser. Suspicion falls on Watership’s immigrant, obsessed that guerilla tactics by activist groups might threaten to bring forward the date of the coming goat apocalypse.
July 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found oozing out of a cash dispenser. Suspicion falls on Watership’s immigrant, obsessed that guerilla tactics by activist groups might threaten to bring forward the date of the coming goat apocalypse.
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The Name of the Beast, chapter 03 : Bittersweet
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Little TW for entomophobic and mysophobic people
#vincentvalentine #cidhighwind #ff7 #valenwindweek2025 #ao3 #fanfiction #cidvin #valenwind
The Name of the Beast, chapter 03 : Bittersweet
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Little TW for entomophobic and mysophobic people
#vincentvalentine #cidhighwind #ff7 #valenwindweek2025 #ao3 #fanfiction #cidvin #valenwind
archiveofourown.org
February 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
archiveofourown.org/works/630967...
The Name of the Beast, chapter 03 : Bittersweet
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Little TW for entomophobic and mysophobic people
#vincentvalentine #cidhighwind #ff7 #valenwindweek2025 #ao3 #fanfiction #cidvin #valenwind
The Name of the Beast, chapter 03 : Bittersweet
You must be logged
Little TW for entomophobic and mysophobic people
#vincentvalentine #cidhighwind #ff7 #valenwindweek2025 #ao3 #fanfiction #cidvin #valenwind
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found burst open, crushed between movable shelving. Suspicion falls on Kingswood Country’s ennui society, obsessed that white supremacists might threaten England's tea appreciation society.
July 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found burst open, crushed between movable shelving. Suspicion falls on Kingswood Country’s ennui society, obsessed that white supremacists might threaten England's tea appreciation society.
dare ya
🥊 songxue | 2.5k
🥊 xue yang wins a bet
🥊 post-workout rimming vs. mysophobic song lan: fight!!!!
💫 archiveofourown.org/works/54154315
🥊 songxue | 2.5k
🥊 xue yang wins a bet
🥊 post-workout rimming vs. mysophobic song lan: fight!!!!
💫 archiveofourown.org/works/54154315
dare ya - madsabouthugh - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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February 29, 2024 at 4:10 PM
dare ya
🥊 songxue | 2.5k
🥊 xue yang wins a bet
🥊 post-workout rimming vs. mysophobic song lan: fight!!!!
💫 archiveofourown.org/works/54154315
🥊 songxue | 2.5k
🥊 xue yang wins a bet
🥊 post-workout rimming vs. mysophobic song lan: fight!!!!
💫 archiveofourown.org/works/54154315
Okay, help us settle this… blue ink Mysophobic or green ink Mysophobic? #mysophobic #mysophobicrecords #recordlabel #labelshirt #tricitieswa #tricitiesmusic
March 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Okay, help us settle this… blue ink Mysophobic or green ink Mysophobic? #mysophobic #mysophobicrecords #recordlabel #labelshirt #tricitieswa #tricitiesmusic
XXC holding Song Lan's hand after applying sanitizer after Song Lan shook Meng Yao's hand: he's mysophobic
Meng yao: *doubt.jpg* if I hadn't seen you do this to everyone else I would take it personally.
Xxc: 🙂
Meng yao: *doubt.jpg* if I hadn't seen you do this to everyone else I would take it personally.
Xxc: 🙂
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
XXC holding Song Lan's hand after applying sanitizer after Song Lan shook Meng Yao's hand: he's mysophobic
Meng yao: *doubt.jpg* if I hadn't seen you do this to everyone else I would take it personally.
Xxc: 🙂
Meng yao: *doubt.jpg* if I hadn't seen you do this to everyone else I would take it personally.
Xxc: 🙂
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found dead following a sword duel. Suspicion falls on Bachelors Bump’s ennui society, worried that meddling ornithologists might threaten agricultural exhibitions in the country.
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found dead following a sword duel. Suspicion falls on Bachelors Bump’s ennui society, worried that meddling ornithologists might threaten agricultural exhibitions in the country.
Started watching Monk and am constantly nodding along with (many of) his OCD and mysophobic reactions going "yeah, that makes perfect sense, I'd do the same thing."
May 5, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Started watching Monk and am constantly nodding along with (many of) his OCD and mysophobic reactions going "yeah, that makes perfect sense, I'd do the same thing."
"Jake, can you-"
𝘿𝙪𝙙𝙚, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙘.
"Thank you."
𝘿𝙪𝙙𝙚, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙘.
"Thank you."
Steven blinks.
“Am not . . .”
Reader, he is.
“Am not . . .”
Reader, he is.
"You are not a perfect angel, you are just mysophobic!" Marc snaps.
July 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"Jake, can you-"
𝘿𝙪𝙙𝙚, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙘.
"Thank you."
𝘿𝙪𝙙𝙚, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙘.
"Thank you."
Yeah, the mysophobic in me says you should avoid the Con Crud.
March 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Yeah, the mysophobic in me says you should avoid the Con Crud.
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found strangled with a scarf. Suspicion falls on Mt Buggery’s chess club, confused that the ghost walk might threaten to reveal that Midsomer is not actually a real place.
March 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A mysophobic epidemiologist is found strangled with a scarf. Suspicion falls on Mt Buggery’s chess club, confused that the ghost walk might threaten to reveal that Midsomer is not actually a real place.
"You are not a perfect angel, you are just mysophobic!" Marc snaps.
Here comes the bickering.
“Because I’m a perfect angel,” Steven replies in a matter-of-fact tone.
And he likes to be cleanly. So sue him.
“Because I’m a perfect angel,” Steven replies in a matter-of-fact tone.
And he likes to be cleanly. So sue him.
He does!
... Maybe not every TEN MINUTES, like 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 do.
"How is nothing ever your fault? It's always either Jake or me."
𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨...
... Maybe not every TEN MINUTES, like 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 do.
"How is nothing ever your fault? It's always either Jake or me."
𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨...
July 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"You are not a perfect angel, you are just mysophobic!" Marc snaps.
The couple had been trying to elope, and begged them to let them go without her grandmother knowing about it, but the party talked sense into them.
Finally, they headed to the bathhouse, where the mysophobic owner had been trapped when hiding from some dirty kappas who had come to relax (+)
Finally, they headed to the bathhouse, where the mysophobic owner had been trapped when hiding from some dirty kappas who had come to relax (+)
February 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The couple had been trying to elope, and begged them to let them go without her grandmother knowing about it, but the party talked sense into them.
Finally, they headed to the bathhouse, where the mysophobic owner had been trapped when hiding from some dirty kappas who had come to relax (+)
Finally, they headed to the bathhouse, where the mysophobic owner had been trapped when hiding from some dirty kappas who had come to relax (+)
The man next to me keeps making mouth noises, I will explode.
(I’m mysophobic)
(I’m mysophobic)
November 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
The man next to me keeps making mouth noises, I will explode.
(I’m mysophobic)
(I’m mysophobic)
Just because of germs and hygiene. Maybe my neurodivergence as well, haha. I'm not mysophobic but I do feel really bothered personally.
April 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just because of germs and hygiene. Maybe my neurodivergence as well, haha. I'm not mysophobic but I do feel really bothered personally.